UBER WOMENZ 2005 Contest.....Get Your SPLOOGE....err I mean vote....In Here.... (10421 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.36 on 245 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V)eTHoD (View user info) at 2005-09-29 16:54:49 EDT
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:27:57 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I didn't even place.... sigh..
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *kills self*
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Hey, I'D had voted for you, baby doll.
You AND your mom. :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's hard to believe this post was 2 1/2 years ago. My lord, what a wasteland my life has become because of this website.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM YOUR MOTHER LITTLE BOY
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
could go for another one of these.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and forensicgirl looks like she turned 60, had lots of plastic surgery, died, and then was resurrected for that photo.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I didn't even place.... sigh..
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *kills self*
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am disturbed by the fact that Jeanneee looks like my mother. Also, Pentameter looks like the only really hot one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was looking for something to spank my bird to and TigerLilly suggested this post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not? It's brilliant.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the hell did this get resurrected?!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren's eyebrows used to give me nightmares.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa's still around. Her current name is netimportant.
Mine are bigger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Lisa still around?
I still can't stop thinking of Peon's rack. There could be a village of small people living in there.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
........
5 - Lisa... Okay, I just think she's cute
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll never forget.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot how BIG Peon's boobies are. Wowza.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the 'Captain Soapy' .... Eh,
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a good picture of you...you should be honored with the tribute.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still hate Method for this....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still spank to this post once a month, just for the memories.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In fact, a lot of these people are no longer around. Very smart.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow, I totally forgot about this. Whatever happened to Mommy's Little Mistake? Did the insults finally drive her to suicide?
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Right? I was just wondering the same.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow, I totally forgot about this. Whatever happened to Mommy's Little Mistake? Did the insults finally drive her to suicide?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. pentameter
2. pentameter
3. pentameter
4. pentameter
5. pentameter
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by placenta (user info) at 2005-10-04 02:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Post like these are retarded.
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I agree. But...
1. - reserved for the absent Filthy -
2. Pentameter
3. Cindy
4. Tigerlilly
5. Loren
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Lisa
2) Pentameter
3) Tiger Lilly
4) Jeannee
5) Munkeypants
For now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember when I used to spank my bird to this post...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm back here again somehow, and what I said the first time still stands. Captain Soapy Tits is by far and away the sexiest girl here. Munky looks like loads of fun and is cute as a button. And Loren is definitely model material. But for my money, give me the girl with the false leg, tilted head, and the beautiful smile.
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Aww, I wish I could give you a great big hug!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I'm in the 2006 edition
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm ever so glad i'm not important enough to be in this.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm back here again somehow, and what I said the first time still stands. Captain Soapy Tits is by far and away the sexiest girl here. Munky looks like loads of fun and is cute as a button. And Loren is definitely model material. But for my money, give me the girl with the false leg, tilted head, and the beautiful smile.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1: PHOENIX (AKA: volklcess) http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3420 )
PIC HERE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20470
I LOVE HER.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-05 02:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Pentameter
2.Pentameter's Panties
3.Pentameter's 'marital aids'(wink, wink)
4.Pentameter's bathwater
and last but not least
5.The corn and peanuts embedded in Pentameter's shit.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Soapy Tits FOREVAR!!!!!!!!! The woman of my wet dreams. (maturbates)
Loren cums in a close second
with THE_LAST_PROPHET's fiance at a dead last
Submitted by aerodynamically.curvaceous (user info) at 2005-10-04 06:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. tigerlilly
2. munkeypants
3. pentameter
4. lisa
Submitted by placenta (user info) at 2005-10-04 02:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post like these are retarded.
But...
1. Loren
2. C1ndy
3. Tigerlilly
4. Pentameter
5. mom (aka Forensicgirl)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 21:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:49:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter is the cutest for my taste.
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I take it that you don't want me anymore, Caul?
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Hey! I didn't see you...I scrolled this fast at my job!
I vote forensicgirl :-)
p.s. I'm sorry for this outrage
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-03 20:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta wonder what some of these babes would do for a Klondike Bar.
Klondike Bars are fun to make at home, just mix lesbians with ice cream.
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-10-03 17:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5)MommyHadAFatMistake
4)Lisa
3)TigerLilLy
2)ForensicGirl
1)Pentameter
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter is the cutest for my taste.
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I take it that you don't want me anymore, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter is the cutest for my taste.
I wish c1ndy died.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOREN1: KEEP SHARPIES AWAY FROM HOODRATS
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-03 05:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76307
I want to be included in the next one of these.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but um...
www.ubersite.com/m/76300
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2005-10-02 09:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 Tigerlily
#2 Forensic
#3 That one woman on the X-files. I forget her name.
#4 This beautiful mexican lady I saw, who downed a martini in one swig and walked right up to a man and slapped the shit out of him.
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Scully!!!!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-02 23:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel so out of the loop, I hardly know anyone on here!
I've been gone a long, long time ladies and gentlemen.
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2005-10-02 09:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 Tigerlily
#2 Forensic
#3 That one woman on the X-files. I forget her name.
#4 This beautiful mexican lady I saw, who downed a martini in one swig and walked right up to a man and slapped the shit out of him.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-02 04:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for me!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-02 03:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd gladly fuck any or all of them with great gusto
o my, look at the time
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-10-02 01:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 - Loren
thats it
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-10-01 13:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter is goddamn hot.
That's all I have to say.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-01 05:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These babes are hot,
You, Meth, are not.
(This one for the hotties, now get outta here.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/59387)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-01 03:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to go back to work and it is well busy and I nearly missed this post. I hardly have time for uber at all at the moment. I might give up my job, sell my campervan and get divorced to enable me to spend more time online.
I vote for Pentameter, but all the others are awesome too, except Lisa, she is mean.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-01 00:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked "I don't think she's said anything positive about anyone, ever, in her life."
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-09-30 20:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Angelina Jolie
Lisa
Loren
Pentameter
Cindy
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-30 16:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Forensic
2) Jeanneee
3) Pentameter
4) TigerLilly
5) Loren's eyebrows
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I keep changing this list around, so I'm just gonna go with it...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-30 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1: Lisa (BY FAR)
Tie #2: Pentameter... but only if she's as slutty as you say she is.
Tiger Lilly... for her posts and looks (if Pentameter isn't a slut).
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 - Lisa.
#2 - DrinkDDT.. oh, wait.. he wasn't entered.. nevermind.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert typical 'I fucked them all' comment>
Jerks off.
Snore.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:26:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think i just came across the ugliest looking web site ever.
http://www.trillian.com
It's like they purposely used the shittiest, grainiest pictures and the most horrid background in the world, making it virtually impossible to peruse their site.
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As a web designer, I want to find the creators of that site and murder them until they die. It's virtually impossible to leave the site without closing out the entire browser window.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5 way tie
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Pentameter
2) Lisa
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll make sure I post the nudes she sent me then, next time
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture doesn't do Pentameter due justice.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Having clicked on the rate button I can't remeber who is who, so I'll just make some vague comment about nakedness and leave.
Needs less clothes. What now....oh yes leave
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's only because I think better when I dance around naked
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pentameter
Tiger
Lisa
Forensic
Munkey
That's just a first estimate based on the infomation available you understand. For a fully fledged Cast Iron judgement I'm afraid more Nakedness and possibly some dancing would be needed.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In order of shagability.
Lisa
Tigerlilly
Pentameter
Forensic Girl
Pro-peon's cleavage
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're probably right. What I really want is a fuck machine that can talk, but doesn't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:04:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty broke his plate with me when he called me an "evil, evil person."
You might have had a shot, Berty, you crusty booger. Not that anyone would want such an evil, evil person as me anyway.
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I took my shot ages ago thank you very much. I got 15 points on my special target!
Seriously though. You don't need me, I'm a caring and sensitive guy. I'm for girls that look out the window of a morning and think "I just want to be held". Girls like that are rare, but then so are guys like me.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Loren.....very striking.
2. Monkey....looks like fun. (sundays in bed doing coke and watching tv fun.)
3. C1ndy......automatically just plain better than a yank.
4. Forensic......smackes of niceness
5. Monkey again.....and why not.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The captions are great ; )
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty broke his plate with me when he called me an "evil, evil person."
You might have had a shot, Berty, you crusty booger. Not that anyone would want such an evil, evil person as me anyway.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:04:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
After some thinking about it, I don't think I am the type for any of those women. Not a single one.
Not one of them could fully value the glory of me.
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I like my men flawed. That and I have to be able to hit harder then you.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the Uber-whore
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After some thinking about it, I don't think I am the type for any of those women. Not a single one.
Not one of them could fully value the glory of me.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lisa
nicole3
absolutes.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Diameter
2. That other one
3. etc.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think i just came across the ugliest looking web site ever.
http://www.trillian.com
It's like they purposely used the shittiest, grainiest pictures and the most horrid background in the world, making it virtually impossible to peruse their site.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really know any of these chicks, and I'm not going to just rate on looks alone.
1 - Crystle... She always reads my work and seems like a really cool person. It doesn't hurt that she's adorable. She is an official write in vote.
2 - Munky
3 - Pentameter... These 2 read my stuff now and again and have great posts
4 - Tiger... Just seems like a bad ass
5 - Lisa... Okay, I just think she's cute
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has pentameter won yet?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter, tigerlilly and Jeaneenaaneenoo are all so very byawteeful, but c1ndy takes the titbiscuit. I mean biscuit. Tits.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 Pentameter
2 Loren
3 Jeaneee
4 C1ndy (Auto brit pact)
5 Peon
Go run whoo
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 04:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote me.
Go me!
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-09-30 04:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pentameter looks unsettling like my cousin, except the hair.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 04:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't possibly put one before another. Munkey, Pentameter, Tiger, Jeannee, C1ndy...
They're ALL number one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have voted for the apullo, rad, spam trifecta if it had been posted.
because we clearly are more handsome than every other dude around here.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, before I was CRUELLY IGNORED YET AGAIN for the ubermenz comp i would have said TigerLilly.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eight votes for Mrs. Cocky.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pentameter , Munkeypants , Lisa
In no order , they are all beautiful women.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-09-30 00:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Pentameter
2. Tigerlily
3. doesn't matter
Damn, those eyes....
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-09-30 00:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man the pics of tiger lily just get better and better.
yummy.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-30 00:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
1. CINDY
2. CINDY
3. CINDY
4. C
5. I
6. N
7. D
8. Y
9. CINDY.
10. c-i-n-d-y
It's a good thing we're not friends anymore, because my recent discovery of your rudeness to one of the most hilarious, well tempered, unslutty, wonderful people on this website would have bought you a one way ticket to DIRTYDORK'Sville had I not been put off, already.
I spit not only in your general direction, but directly in your face due to unbeatable precision, and the fact that your face (could be facade) takes up the better majority of your body.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I refuse to vote because the order in which I name the women may influence my shot at getting into all of their pants.......
I guess I plead the 5th.
or at least abstain until I have had sex with each and everyone of them...I need to be thorough in my research.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make love to Pentameter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every broad who likes Shlongy gets my first place vote, so I guess it's a tie.
I'm pretty sure I'd perform cunnilingus on pretty much all of you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Llama Llama Duck!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ill vote for you peon
woo!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might as well fess up now, Pentameter is my alter, thats why I haven't been posting much. The trick is to make a good alter that no one would expect, not a flamboyantly obvious one just so you can make shitty posts that you think are funny. I win at life, yay!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although you might have done better with this: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=uber+bitches
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=uber+women
"Uber Women" is a big hit getting phrase. Look at how many hits posts that contain it have! Kudos for discovering it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do believe you meant "I'll give you skull".
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I appear to be loosing, please throw me a bone and read my new post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76169
Please? I'll give ya head.
Or a dollar
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<smirk>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:33:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized how bored you people really are. Fuck get out more.
1.Tigerlily
2.Munkeypant
3.Jeanee
4.Lisa
5.Loren
Girls you're all very attractive.
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Thank you dear, that means a lot to me.
WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, METHOD.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:38:20 (#)
HEY JERKASS I WENT OOT AND BOUGHT A NEW PORTED AND POLISHED INTAKE AND ELBOW FO MA TRUCK TODAY AND INSTALLED IT THEN IM GOIN RACIN ON SATURDAY AT ROUTE 41 IN MORROCO INDIANER
C OME AND RACE ME AND I'LL KEEL U DEED
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Ha ha you're funny. Come up to Vermont and lick my balls.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:33:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized how bored you people really are. Fuck get out more.
1.Tigerlily
2.Munkeypant
3.Jeanee
4.Lisa
5.Loren
Girls you're all very attractive.
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HEY JERKASS I WENT OOT AND BOUGHT A NEW PORTED AND POLISHED INTAKE AND ELBOW FO MA TRUCK TODAY AND INSTALLED IT THEN IM GOIN RACIN ON SATURDAY AT ROUTE 41 IN MORROCO INDIANER
C OME AND RACE ME AND I'LL KEEL U DEED
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized how bored you people really are. Fuck get out more.
1.Tigerlily
2.Munkeypant
3.Jeanee
4.Lisa
5.Loren
Girls you're all very attractive.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
SELLS LLAMMA
BUYS ARMADILLO
hahahahahahahahahahaahahah
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SELLS LLAMMA
BUYS ARMADILLO
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WEEPS
BUYS SILK PANTALOONS FOR LLAMMA
LLAMA LLAMA CHEESECAKE LLAMA LLAMA TABLET BRICK POTATO LLAMA LLAMMA LLAMMA LLAMMA MUSHROOM LLAAAMMMA LLAMMA LLAMMA DUCK
I WAS ONCE A TREEHOUSE I LIVED IN A CAKE BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE I WAS ONLY THREE YEARS DEAD BUT IT TOLD A TALE AND NOW LISTEN LIL CHILD TO THE SAFETY RAIL
GO BEARS WOO
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for him. We should all be so lucky. Especially me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a little ditty that I bet you didn't know about Habeeb:
He's fucking loaded. The kids got more money than he knows what to do with, and he sits around drinking in his own house and posting shitty MSPaint drawings on Uber, and buying cars and motorcycles, and selling them when he gets bored.
Poor people are insane. Habeeb is "eccentric".
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my vote is for munkey....
potheads UNITE!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb you are fuckin' balls to the wall nuts. Llama llama duck!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JUST WATCH THE VIDEO POONHOLE MAGEE
IT WILL SOLVED YER PROBLEMS
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH, THE SARCASM. I'M TOO DAMN MUCH FOR MYSELF SOMETIMES.
MANIC, YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE TO GET YOUR SWEET ASS ON YAHOO MESSENGER.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'll get right on that. First I just need to give myself a lobotomy with a broken Pabst bottle. I'll just be minute.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ENUFF VIOLENCE AND HOSTILITY
WATCH THIS SHORT FLASH AND ALL PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to send me intimate close ups of your innards, Jeanneee. I swear I won't post them.
method373.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever. As long as you still want to do me in the pooper, I can go on living.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwwwwww Manic, I'm sorry, but like I told SchizoBoy ETS, I just picked a bunch of people at random. Nothing personal.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that tends to happen. Just wait, eventually you'll realize how pathetic your life has become, begin to hate everyone associated with this place, and have them all blocked on AIM except for like 5 people who you still talk to.
Ubersite is a very special monster. It's a frightening social experiment gone horribly wrong.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely, I'm just going to wander over and throw myself off a cliff.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method you ain't my daddy. I do what I want!
I just had an IM argument with HadToBeDone. This website now comprises my entire social life. I'm seriously considering self-immolation.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're pouring salt on other womenz??
weeeeeeeeeeeps
IT'S OVER!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job Jeanneee, you got el tardo text-dueling with you.
Habeeb, don't make me get the cattle prod again.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ROUND ONE BEGIN
STAB
SLICE
TWEEKS NIPPY
POURS SALT IN SLIE WOUND
DING
END ROUND 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING IT ON, SISTER WOMAN
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IMO STAB YOU
RAAA JEANEEEEEEE
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb, I shall do no such thing until you rescind your vote for the Bears and cast one for me.
Then and only then I shall bake you a piping hot anus pie with anus on top because I know that is your favorite.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first thing you poontaps should do is bake me a pie
then massage my solar plexus
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh NO. Tiger, I think we just got called whores. Whatever shall we do? *giggle*
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Munkeypantaloons
2. Lisa
3. TIgerlily
4. Pentameter
5. DA BEARS
GO WHITE SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley one question for you. How old are you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too many alters and whores running this show now. Catch you all on the flipside.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubercon Greeville, baby. It's on like popcorn.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J, how many times must I tell you.
Name the place and time and I am there
baby girl.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I am a shameless flirt as well.
Let's get naked and make out.
See? I'm TERRIBLE!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:09:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't do anyone one thing to piss me off. You just bother me the way you'll get all flirty with anyone with a penis.
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See that is where you're totally off. I am not a bitch
to people. I am nice to just about everyone but you think
I am only flirty with anyone who has a penis. That's not
true at all. I flirt with the girls too.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"as cute as a button and as smart as one"
HAHAHAHA ASSHOLE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Uber... how I love you all... I already voted... but if I may... I would just like to say... I am drunk. Woo.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't do anyone one thing to piss me off. You just bother me the way you'll get all flirty with anyone with a penis.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it might be something from my childhood. Kids used to throw sticks at me and
Call me names. I don't know, maybe because I am not a confrontational person and
I just want everyone to get along. Honestly I thought your comment was sort of rude/harsh and I thought I might have pissed you off somewhere along the way.
I just want to make sure that I didn't is all.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger, darlin, why are you so sensitive about what some asshole you'll never even talk to thinks?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeannee gets my vote
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:29:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Take deep breaths, Miss Take-it-all Personally. I'm sure you're a nice person, but that don't mean I want to nail ya.
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Well that's fine because I don't want anyone to 'nail me'. It's actually
quite a turn-off to hear that.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i vote Kristy Swan...
then bec and katie
woo!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take deep breaths, Miss Take-it-all Personally. I'm sure you're a nice person, but that don't mean I want to nail ya.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"oh yeah, caberet girl... suck it... oh yeah suck it................................... let me take of ur blouse there honey....... awwwwwww, you're a little flat chested, but that's ok, i like petite women...................... let me suck on those tiny little titties... * slurp slurp........ hmmmmm, *kiss............................ let me take off those leggings there for yah, baby....... oh yeah!!! oh yeah!!!!.... and let me take off your skirt........ oh y....................................................................................................................... OH MY GOD, IT'S A DUDE!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75974
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote? TL
And because I feel OH so neglected: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61789
Don't let it happen again.
:)
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DUDE!
YOU FORGOT ABOUT WIKI?! The fuck's wrong with you, Method?!?!?!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Pentameter
2. Tigerlilly
3. Loren
4. Lisa
5. Munkey
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post could have touched the stars..
if only you'd included that woman's cunt - urbanemischief's.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 Pentameter
2 Loren
3 A can of whipped cream
4 A bottle of Tequila
5 A video camera
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed Filthy, Nicole, and Kristen.
I don't give a shit about any fucked-up BCS style scoring, so I'm just going to vote for the ones I've met in real life (Loren, Lisa, TigerLily, Munkeypants) and give the other remaining vote to Pentameter.
U LAIDEZ R ALL TENZ!11!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ammusing
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote? TL
And because I feel OH so neglected: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61789
Don't let it happen again.
:)
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
munkey, tiger, pent all at one...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic. I reserve my vote.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You'll get the heat regardless, plus, people seem to be immune from giving you negative ratings, so you'll do fine.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:52:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Nope. That's one hallway I'm staying well away from.
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Nice Hadley. Meany!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh ETS, people are always left out. I just picked a random group and posted them. To do what you're implying, I would first have to do a post and ask people who their top ten favorites are, and then do a post based on that. It's like ubermadness, you can't make everyone happy.
Sorry ol' chap
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
All of these ladies are pretty neat chicks, but where is Filthy? You missed a LOT of uber ladies in this one. Soley...Loki...Circe... Where are they?
From who's there, my favorites (user-wise) are:
For looks alone:
1:Pentameter
2:Tigerlilly
3:Loren
For all merits including talent and personality:
1:Pentameter
2:Loren
3:C1ndy
This is so degrading. The negative 1 is for leaving out some of the coolest ladies on the site.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter, if I told you I make $200K and drive a bentley and was cut out of granite would you come do me?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hot Uber womenz.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The definitive list
1. forensicgirl3 http://www.ubersite.com/m/72249 (the even better camwhore)
1. pentameter
1. munkypants
1. c1ndy
1. loren wun
1. pro pee
1. geniepants
1. hallway lilly
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CABARET GIRL
MRS COCKY
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are all hot in their own regard, but tigerlily takes the cake hands fucking down.
She is smokin', i had no idea she was gorgeous!
The rest don't even need to be mentioned after seeing her, sorry runnersup
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, we'll miss you Crystle.
But youll be back. They ALWAYS come back.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww... Pokey....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man Hadley, that was fuckin harsh.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'd totally do tigerlily.
What, you were all thinking it...
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Nope. That's one hallway I'm staying well away from.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY AREN'T I IN THIS CONTEST???
I've got an imaginary cunt.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Lisa
2 & 3 Loren/Cabaret Girl (tie - I just can't choose between these two hot transsexuals)
4. Professional Peon's left tit (it seems to have a gravatational pull that draws me to it)
5. TigerLilly (because animal semen is hot)
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'd totally do tigerlily.
What, you were all thinking it...
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa is pretty sexy, but that aside the rest of the field musters up a meh at best. Maybe that's just my opinion, but really, Uber has to be able to do better than this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God that this will knock my decroded piece of crap that I made off the top of the most heated.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:57:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
This being a write-in thingy just isn't working....
Whatever. That's it.. I'm off uber.
Actually, not for a month or so, and that only because I got a promotion and won't have internet time..sob.. I'll miss y'all..even if no-one notices..
=======================================================
I, personally, will throw myself off a cliff, but not before smearing myself in black ash, gashing my head with a knife, ripping my clothes in grief, and cursing the name of God in every language I know.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lisa
I like the poverty stricken look
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HonorableMention (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:53:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Pentameter
2. Pentameter
3. Pentameter
4. Pentameter
5. Everyone else
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You are the biggest ass ever, my friend.
EVER!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it boobs. Or I'll come over there and smack you.
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BLAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm totally calling you Boobs from now on.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter, then Tiger Lilly, then the rest get to duke it out for 3rd and under.
And here's another +2 for being a linkwhoring asshole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-29 18:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a little something for men and women to enjoy and learn from this beautiful linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76155
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This being a write-in thingy just isn't working....
Whatever. That's it.. I'm off uber.
Actually, not for a month or so, and that only because I got a promotion and won't have internet time..sob.. I'll miss y'all..even if no-one notices..
Submitted by JOHNYBOYNY (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LISA GETS MY VOTE
GOD THESE OTHER GIRLS ARE FUCKING UGLY
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy..you should go check out my post.
You made the cut.
Submitted by HonorableMention (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Pentameter
2. Pentameter
3. Pentameter
4. Pentameter
5. Everyone else
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I VOTE FOR ALL THESE WOMENZ EQUALLY!
1. Pentameter. She's my Co-Empress of Infinite Oblivion. Surely this shocks no one
2. TigerLilly. Single-handedly responsible for inflicting Flack on me.
3. Jeanananeeskjbviuhbgdsdkl I just love her
4. C1ndy OMG LOOK @ TEH FUNBAGZ!!!!111!!!11#$
5. Sassmasterr.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is quite possibly, with the exception of most of my own posts, one of the funniest things I have ever read on THIS site.
Yet still, two or three complete dumb fucking assholes are probably still rooting for another Swamp Donkey or WTH post.
Makes you wonder.
I said, "you", not me.
Nicely played.
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Captain Soapy Tits...I mean, Tiger Lilly.
That's it, I'm only submitting uno vote. She has a nice tan, nice teeth and her hair cut looks like it's cute in the picture. And she appears somewhat fashionable and relatively hygenic.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the obscure filename
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man i almost cried emo tears when I didn't see Urbane's snatch on uber again.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure she is. But you can be nice and still brawl in bars whilst smoking cigars, as Hitler proved time and again. Man couldn't throw a punch for shit
-----
Hahaha...
Come to the states we'll smoke cigars and get drunk. Probably ending in a fight too. You'll
win. Hands down.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahaha amazing.. i never realized how pretty everyone is, dayum.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to +98754398527 this sooo bad.
You are a God among men Method!
1.) Jeanneee
2.) Tiger
3.) Lisa
4.) Pent
5.) Loren
But you did lie, Loren gave me a +2 once and said I was "cute".
Liar, liar pants on fire!!
*points and laughs*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it boobs. Or I'll come over there and smack you.
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That's MISS funbags to you honey.
Don't make me send you more dirty text messages!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger,
I also quite enjoy the random boob in your picture.
Now THATS photo editing.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly - Because she truly is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, which is augmented by a sparkling smile and a great personality.
Munkeypants - Because she is adoreable like a kitten.
Lisa - Lisa looks really hot, but the few posts I've read of hers make her come off like a whiny, needy bitch. Too bad.
Loren - What can you say? She looks like a model.
Pentameter - I don't really think she's pretty. I just put her on here because I can't decide if she's really female or just a guy in drag.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! I never knew what Crystle looked like till now.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fairly sure Loren could take everyone else in a fight. And probably smoke a cigar whilst doing it.
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No doubt. Be she is sweeter than pie in real life. She really is.
===
I'm sure she is. But you can be nice and still brawl in bars whilst smoking cigars, as Hitler proved time and again. Man couldn't throw a punch for shit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shrugs* Oh.. Ok...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Twist my arm...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will not vote in the contest since I'm involved.
You are one funny motherfucker.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle, you should link to your camwhore anyway, you could be a write-in
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew Uber doesn't know I exist...but it isn't fun to be reminded.
Sigh... oh well.
DARN YOU DANGER, FOR LEAVING ME ALL ALONE IN THE COLD DARKNESS OF UBER!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh, does my vote count?
1. TL
2. Pentameter
3. Jeannee = )
4. CabaretGirl
5. Professional_Peon
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut it boobs. Or I'll come over there and smack you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Professional_Peon is going to fuckin kill me for using that picture
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Nah the pic isn't of my face....... SO I MIGHT WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peon...wowza!!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm laughing my ass off you BASTARD <expletive deleted, expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted,expletive deleted> FUCKER!!!!!
I'm friggin dying here!!!!!!!
I have to vote for forensic... because tatoos are hot
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Professional_Peon is going to fuckin kill me for using that picture
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh... another list I didn't make....
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Now THAT was funny!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh... another list I didn't make....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must agree with that - Loren really is a lovely woman, and has such an endearing personality, but for the purposes of this post and my uber-reputation, she's a raging cuntzilla
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 lisa
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Pentameter
2. TigerLily
3. Munkey
4. Lisa
5. Jeanneee
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:06:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
For example, I called Fat Tony ubiquitously corpulent the other day, and I have no idea what that means. I knew he wouldn't either, so it's ok.
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I wondered about that phrase....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fairly sure Loren could take everyone else in a fight. And probably smoke a cigar whilst doing it.
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No doubt. Be she is sweeter than pie in real life. She really is.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap sacks I forgot how hot Lucy is. Yikes.
1. Pentameter
2. Tiger
3. Everyone else. (tie)
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter
Lisa
Tigerlilly
Munkeypants
Cabaretgirl
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fairly sure Loren could take everyone else in a fight. And probably smoke a cigar whilst doing it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I love the captions in that picture.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeannee
Tiger Lilly
Pentameter
Lisa
Cindy
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT A VOTE
I GOT A VOTE
I GOT A VOTE
I GOT A VOTE
thank you, sweetassIblow...I mean, badassmofo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, Fudgie
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
vapid = dull and boring
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on a side note: does anyone know what "vapid" means? I have such a huge vocabulary in my head, but I honestly have no idea what half the words mean.
For example, I called Fat Tony ubiquitously corpulent the other day, and I have no idea what that means. I knew he wouldn't either, so it's ok.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too funny.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope she doesn't take it personal but...that Loren girl looks like she is dead.
And Professional Peon is at the top of my list...she's the closest one to me...wink wink baby.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aww shit Hadley, I'm sorry, i totally forgot
ATTENTION EVERYONE: I'm supposed to credit Hadley for doing something for this post! I know not what it is, but GODAMMIT BOW DOWN TO THE MAN ANYWAY
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Vapid hosebeast"
Priceless.
Simply Priceless.
Rock on, Rock.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES YOU ARE!!! I am NOT doing any math
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't use my title, fuckhole! Especially the way you captioned em, "Miss Uber tits-with-legs" would have been perfect.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1)Pentameter
2)Lisa
3)Munkeypants
4)Mommy's Little Mistake
5)Loren
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how you didn't even change the bottom.
I am NOT tallying up your results. Hahaha
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*chub*
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Jeanneee
2) Pentameter
3) TigerLilly
4) Loren
5) Caberetgirl
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 - Nitty...he's ma bitch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 16:58:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are wrong on sooooo many levels Method.
What???? What did I do????
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. I vote Method.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Out.
Fucking.
Standing.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE METHOD IS COOKIN??
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Method, how I long to live inside your ass for the rest of eternity.
1. TigerLilly
2. Professional_Peon
3. Pentameter
4. Cindy
5. CabaretGirl
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-29 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) TigerLilly
2) Pentameter
3) Forensic girl
4) Munkeypants
5) my right hand
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-29 16:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are wrong on sooooo many levels Method.