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Submitted by Feijuada (View user info) at 2005-09-29 20:28:31 EDT




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Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:43:10 EDT (#)
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Is this some sort of talent?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:30:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:23:07 EDT (#)
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Maybe I was a bit harsh in that last post.

You were raised in the bible belt. My appologies.

Christians are about compassion, even compassion for someone who sins. Sins are relative, a sin is anything that makes you feel guilty. Any Christian who tells you otherwise is lying. If you feel guilty but don't want to and pretend you don't, it's still a sin though. Sins are not absolute, they can go away just as quickly as they came, just stop doing whatever it is that makes you feel guilty. All that prayer stuff is just a means for you to reflect and forgive yourself.

Christian and compassion are synonymous (IMHO). The title "Christian" means a follower of Jesus (not Christ as the jews define him), that doesn't mean you gotta pay attention to the rest of that crap in the bible. Obviously, because of that, a true Christian can't be Catholic (or protestant!) as every church of both tastes contradict that title. Think about it: Christ associated with whores, (weather he had sex or not is irrelevant) and by doing that he disobeyed the mosaic law of stoning those who disobeyed the commandment of "Thou shalt not commit adultery". What do whores do? Satisfy whoever pays. Could some married man have gone to a whore? Certainly. Did Christ stone any of them? Hell no.

With that in mind, can you get over your bible-belt programming and at least accept that Christianity (in it's truest form) isn't about political control any more then Islam, Buddhism, etc? While too many may use religion in the name of politics, it's really just the opposite -- religion is about personal choice and freedom whereas politics is about control (of the masses and the individual!).

Hopefully you get somthing from this, if we can leave religion AND politics out of Uber we can all have alot more fun.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:16:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:37:20 (#)
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I know it's spelled Cretan, you fucking ninny, but people call me a "cretin" because I'm from Crete, thinking it's funny and original
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I know dude...I'm not Electro, I mean...you. ;)

Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-09-29 22:01:59 EDT (#)
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cock·suck·er ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kkskr)
n. Vulgar Slang
1. One who performs an act of fellatio.
2. A mean or despicable person.

I could use a little felatio, meet you at our usual place?

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:37:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:37:20 EDT (#)
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I know it's spelled Cretan, you fucking ninny, but people call me a "cretin" because I'm from Crete, thinking it's funny and original

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:33:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:29:17 (#)
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I've been called a cretin many times. But that's because I'm from Crete. It's very annoying.

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That's spelled 'Cretan'.

I woulda had you pegged as a Minoan, Method.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:29:17 EDT (#)
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I've been called a cretin many times. But that's because I'm from Crete. It's very annoying.


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