Blue Bell Ice Cream (1881 hits)
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Submitted by Jessie Grablow (View user info) at 2005-09-30 00:58:51 EDT
I remember our old country home
Clean fresh air and the flowers growing
In the fields, along the path, beside our swimming hole
Momma hollering through the screen
Would you kids like some homemade ice cream?
That was such a simpler time and place
Blue Bell tastes just like the good old days
Women in the kitchen, niggers in the fields
I'd be ridin' my horse with spurs on my heels
That's the way God says that it should be
My wife cooks dinner and bakes some bread
While I put a bullet in my milk-cow's head
Then I'm off to the bar with my pals for a round of beers
We'll get drunk and start a brawl with a pack of queers
My kids are growing up so fast
How I wish these times would always last
And I wish my ice cream would always taste this sweet
I like guns and trucks and women in jeans
And I sure do like my cookies 'n' cream
As long as it ain't served to me by some Jew
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Youre a joker, a religous nut, or a genius - nevertheless either one of them is good by me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you and your filthy Christian god...
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:27:45 EDT (#)
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Pompous, filthy douchebag -2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-01 04:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bit poemy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im glad to finnally hear the long lost lyrics
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin 'necks
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:13:14 EDT (#)
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This is the best country song ever to grace Ubersite, and only two people have reviewed it?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:47:13 EDT (#)
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My head hurts after typing that.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B3N 4ND J3RRY5 4 LYFE N166A!!!!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-30 01:16:55 EDT (#)
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Nah, I'm a genius.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-30 01:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't get a - because I remember Blue Bell from when I was a kid in Texas, and it was damn good ice cream.
Otherwise this post sucks.