The Winner Of Insanethemind's Contest (16311 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: child camwhore
Rating: 1.3 on 261 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-30 02:29:03 EDT
Michael suggested a contest (http://www.ubersite.com/m/76162) and offered one possible competitor.
Nice try Michael, but I think we all know who takes the prize.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good times on this post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bart cell phone.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-09-13 19:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93022
u have been beebed
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 19:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nurrrr what's up doc.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-05-12 07:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for lack of effort.
+3 because you put space before the picture to add to the shock effect.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84177
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And do you have any idea what happened to my ten-foot long jpeg?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-22 03:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart, I just found the http://www.ubersite.com/l/ thing. Is there any way you can search a post and see what other people have labelled it?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One million. Jesus.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-08 03:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah ubersite and shit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must say, LOVE the forgot password link now when you log in.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.0*10^6 <thumbs up>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sarcasm has different levels to me.
Some are mildy sarcastic, and generally understood by the person they are sarcastic to (like the first one) and some others are more generally understood by the general population.
I'm a fan of jokes between specific people that others won't understand.
It's just me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it interesting that your replies where you defend your use of sarcasm are far more sarcastic than the review in question.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks Darko.
Never seen a dictionary entry for it before.
Really never even seen a dictionary.
</you know what goes here>
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Echo...
SAR
CAS
IM
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"2 entries found for sarcasm.
sar·casm Audio pronunciation of "sarcasm" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule."
Pretending(?) to be an idiot doesn't make you sarcastic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Echo...
SAR
CAS
IM
Jesus fuck, does EVERYONE take EVERYTHING I say literally?
Holy shit, people.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-02 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1,000,000. Kudos.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 21:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:33:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart has passed 1 million hits, yet the MVA still shows him 700 away.
What the duece, my good man?
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who cares? it will update eventually. breathe into a paper bag if you have to.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart has passed 1 million hits, yet the MVA still shows him 700 away.
What the duece, my good man?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 17:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More than likely, both.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-29 23:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That or he just nullified blueboy's ratings counting toward heat
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-29 23:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we all learned a lesson from this.
And Bart doesn't like being on most heated?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCCESS!
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-29 19:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So dilligent.
GO BLUEBOY GO!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 19:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight, hopefully I'll have an email from you when I wake up.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm tired.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jets to Brazil is a good band
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my.........................
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is funny.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85990
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EMAIL ME
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sorry, but there was some sort of a problem trying to service your request. :( "
I hope there isn't a problem here with my request for my password.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since it looks like you may be needing to fix uber, could you also take the time to, oh I don't know, email me my password?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And maybe put Vermin in the uberbook?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If it wouldn't be too much to ask, you could even give degreeless back his hits too?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to go talk about sports on ESPN
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Darko, my man, you're bangin your head against the wall.
I am convinced that Bart no longer cares at all about the articles, text or comments posted on this website and only shows up when something breaks. Basically, he operates Ubersite in the same way God runs the World (except that God's been doing it long enough that He doesn't bother showing up anymore even when things ARE going straight to shit in a handbasket -- New Orleans, anyone?)
Actually, I have it on good authority that Bart spends all his time at pulsehead now.
I can't say I blame him.
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Bart spends more time working on Ubersite than anyone realizes.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't think I'll keep rating this until I get a response, you are probably right.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or is this because of the one time I used an alter?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 08:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this all punishment because I participated in dprime madness?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 08:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm about to start linking the best of my darko posts on here.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 08:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Class is still being skipped.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 08:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I skipped class to rate this post.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 07:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm about to get breakfast.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 07:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Winer is me!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 07:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you should rig it so I win.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 07:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We should have a winner of get darko's password contest.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 06:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fighting the good fight still!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 04:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one more for good measure.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 03:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone should read http://www.ubersite.com/u/FunnyAsCancer/l/fired
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this may be excessive commenting on my part.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, no I'm not.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or am I?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not quite desperate enough to keep going and attempt to get number one most heated.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rubegoldberg devices are fun!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I still wonder where the HOT BITCHES be at
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is far superior to "It's time to take back ubersite"
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and that might not be happening anytime soon.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To ban me bart would have to at least acknowledge that I exist.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh good
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im not banned
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dont you dare get blueboy banned
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet he would have sucked though if he had to be going around with his name being blueboy.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy's name is Darko.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes, now I remember.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On the tip of my tounge.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... I think it's coming to me.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't seem to remember
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is that banech player's name again?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But it was expected, after all the Bulls let a bench player for the magic score 12 points, grab 8 boards, and block 4 shots.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tehy lost to the Magic.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So how bout Da Bulls?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to resume rating.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still no email.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just woke up.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 00:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAWN
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-28 20:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just mentioned spam and eggs in my last post!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 20:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-------------> Rock the boat!
! Don't rock the boat baby!
Tip the boat--------->
Don't tip the boat over!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nap time!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lunch time!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*resumes headbanging*
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough, but I did see him rate stevie's posts this morning and when I do see him rate it's the late night posts. I realize I may be banging my head against the wall, but I'll either stop when I have a brain hemorrhage or when the wall crumbles.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darko, my man, you're bangin your head against the wall.
I am convinced that Bart no longer cares at all about the articles, text or comments posted on this website and only shows up when something breaks. Basically, he operates Ubersite in the same way God runs the World (except that God's been doing it long enough that He doesn't bother showing up anymore even when things ARE going straight to shit in a handbasket -- New Orleans, anyone?)
Actually, I have it on good authority that Bart spends all his time at pulsehead now.
I can't say I blame him.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was fun.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In retrospect it might not have been in good taste for me to get this post on heated.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spa;or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam spam spam spam...
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the spirit Axolotl!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come sail away with me!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's the ticket
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*A*
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Few
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Times
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, so it doesn't fall of before you see it
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
better review it a few more times
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bam, on the heat list
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Screw this college bullshit
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And how do I sign up to train under him or her?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:04:33 EST (#)
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But who takes the time to make hats that fit perfectly onto the pinched end of a turd?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though maybe they weren't mexican, they could have just had a hat fetish.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:03:47 EST (#)
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You'll never imagine how disturbed I was when I first saw two pieces of shit copulating iwht eachother while wearing sombreros.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better not be fucking mexican shit again
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'll grab some in 20 minutes.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lunch?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no clue which letters I'm supposed to be on
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
H
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
E
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
T
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I get this on heated will you read it?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
commento
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I STILL WANT MY ACCOUNT
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bump
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If he spams the post some more, maybe his current one will get banned. Hilarity will ensue.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For Fuck's Sake, Bart. Give him his account back so we can stop hearing about it.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meep
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:31:44 EST (#)
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Even though we all know I got nothing left and all that anyone can do is watch my pathetic attempt.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet I'll stay right here, thrusting as if it might make a difference
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is like two nights ago all over again, I'm finished two minutes in.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm running out of steam
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean after all, the guy has better legs than me!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Though I think I'm in the right for not liking the guy
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
while wearing his high heel boots
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:21:59 EST (#)
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He likes to walk around the dorm in a skirt
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though I don't think he got the message
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:19:50 EST (#)
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I live on an all menz floor.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:19:00 EST (#)
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Mostly because I think my neighbor is a succubus
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:18:25 EST (#)
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but for the time being I'd rather do this than sleep
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:18:06 EST (#)
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emo ones too
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:17:55 EST (#)
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In which case I will cry the emu tears.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:17:35 EST (#)
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especially if you don't respond to any of these and continue to ignore me
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and that might be better
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean, I could sleep.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't have anything better to do
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaaaaaaawn
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot to rate.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
la da da da da
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:12:53 EST (#)
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I have no idea, but I would waste minutes typing away in an attempt to get my account back.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What would I do for a klondike bar?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then you can go back to ignoring my existence.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just long enough for me to get my old account back.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pay attention to me bart!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Knowing my luck though, it won't
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I hope this does.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emailing you and the uberboard aren't getting response from you.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:03:18 EST (#)
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Or at least let me know why not.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So how about it?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I won't use this account anymore, and I no longer have access to dreg.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:02:23 EST (#)
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which was never banned
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just for my old account back
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not asking for much here
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there any chance you will ever respond to my emails about sending me my password to the darko account? Please?
like maybe email me at savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE TO GIVE YOU?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any chance you will ever respond to my emails about sending me my password to the darko account? Please?
like maybe email me at savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not that photo AGAIN!!!!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there any chance you will ever respond to my emails about sending me my password to the darko account? Please?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Bert!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-19 07:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep pushing that damn label button evertime I want to go to the user reviews.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-02-05 15:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-02 22:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HE DID WHAT???
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You changed the B@W slogan.
WTF
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2005-12-11 09:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, you dumb assed fag. I'll smash your face in and make soup out of it. This is Bobby 'GoGo' whose White Sox article you cursed. I'll show you curses, mutha fucka. You're a worthless, low down skank and don't know the difference between shit and shinola. Eff off, you inebriated shit hole.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you suck, bart
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its all about you...isn't it Bart?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-23 03:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Bart.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK YOU BART BART, I FEEL SUITABLY STUPID NOW.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Bart. You think of everything.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Turn the ads off in your account settings.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Children,
There is a checkbox that lets you shut off the ad box here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/preferences.cgi
I can retype that in all caps if it will help you to read it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ARGH THEY'RE ON THE USER INFO TOO
DO I ENDORSE HURRICANE RELIEF NOW?????
WEll yes, but WHAT IF I DIDN'T??
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS?!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU WANT MONEY?? WE'LL GIVE YOU MONEY!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 04:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ADVERTISING ON UBERSITE
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
How long until somebody photoshops SpongeBart Squarepants?
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I just saw this...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, Bart! The site is bloody broken.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, why'd you move to Michigan? I promise I won't call at 3am anymore. Move back or you can't be called a Chicagoan ever again.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-08 18:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For fixing the search engine.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 06:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:35:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear Bort,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.
Love,
Fartsmeller.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
SOMEbody's got teh ghey menz.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear Bort,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.
Love,
Fartsmeller.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/09/1526251#transcript
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-10-21 16:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont think youre allowed to go back in time and punch yourself in the face with a brick and take a picture of it.
This would be the one thing I look at on the occassion that I come back.
I do have a story to write later on Monday, so I can get some attention whoring in for the work day.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-16 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha you're so cute, bart.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-07 19:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This explains alot
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn. You could eat a tomato through a tennis racket wif dem teefs.
Ooooo snap!
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Sorry but I just about fell out of my chair after reading that one.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn. You could eat a tomato through a tennis racket wif dem teefs.
Ooooo snap!
Submitted by placenta (user info) at 2005-10-04 02:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me think of sloth from goonies... "HEY, YOU GUYS!!!"
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-04 01:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WB, Bart
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-10-03 20:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring back Michael Jackson!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-03 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love looking at peoples' pictures when they were kids.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-03 19:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people are sposed to be posting their fucking links in my post assholes and im too lazy to link it so click at the top of barts post and youll get there
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-03 19:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking win because I inspired the fucking post you fucks
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-03 19:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow!
A bartbart post!
It's like watching some rare, astrological phenomenon!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-10-03 17:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The kick is up...
It's hooking wide right....it's...it's...no good - wait...
Off the incisor! Cilfones win. Cilfones WIN!
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-10-01 01:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I was arrested stalking Winnie Cooper.
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I first started talking to Danica McKellar via the internet back in 99'. We've become pretty good online buddies since then, and for a phenomenal amount of cash, I could provide you with her cell phone number and email address.
But I probably wouldn't.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 19:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Razor is a veritable treasure trove of knowledge about female child actors (who we all had a crush on) who went on to later become some sort of genius.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-09-30 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, Bart. Just damn.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...nevermind...just copy and paste...it's SFW
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um, let me try that again.
at least you're not this kid:
http://www18.homepage.villanova.edu/benjamin.lloyd/images/grif%20bad%20teeth%20emas%20'03.jpg
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart, your picture has been used in a different way: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76200
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you're not this kid:
http://www18.homepage.villanova.edu/benjamin.lloyd/images/grif%20bad%20teeth%20emas%20'03.jpg
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.56k.dk/ondmis.dk/fpics/you_win_the_prize.jpg
You win the prize!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How long until somebody photoshops SpongeBart Squarepants?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did a little research, and discovered why bart is stalking her...
http://aconstrainedvision.blogspot.com/2005/07/winnie-cooper-math-whiz.html
Winnie Cooper, Math Whiz
Danica McKellar, the actress who played Winnie Cooper on "The Wonder Years", went on to do great things... in math:
Her mathematics knowledge extends well beyond calculus. As a math major at the University of California, Los Angeles, she also took more esoteric classes, the ones with names like "complex analysis" and "real analysis," and she pondered making a career move to professional mathematician.
"I love that stuff," Ms. McKellar said last month during a visit to Manhattan after a play-reading in the Hamptons. Her conversation was peppered with terminology like "epsilons" and "limsups" (pronounced "lim soups").
"I love continuous functions and proving if functions are continuous or not," she said.
She may also be the only actress, now or ever, to prove a new mathematical theorem, one that bears her name. Certainly, she is the only theorem prover who appears wearing black lingerie in the July issue of Stuff magazine. Even in that interview, she mentioned math.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A young Bill Gates clone... y'know, in case the real one died.
Shlongy would hit that... you know the rest.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There was a girl that we hung out with in high school that was such a doppleganger of Winnie Cooper that people who met her would pause, without fail, and start to ask her, and she would interrupt and say "No, I just look like her."
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOO-GATTS!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better start posting more or JMG will catch you.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice teef ya fuckin beaver
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahah
Everything about this picture screams 1984.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit,
sorry BartBart
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I was arrested stalking Winnie Cooper.
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We've all been there.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha! No fair using recent pictures!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:27:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, my man, hats off to you!
That is quite the photo I must say! I think you definitely have shandythedog beat, but ME??
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh.
We will see what the uberpublic says, friend.
On another note, I inspired Bart to get off his lazy (busy) ass and post something. Hmm, I will have to see if I can do it again.
Next contest: Nerdiest person alive 32 years old or younger.
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Oh man, I sooo have that in the bag, hands down! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/little_dan/Meat13.jpg
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more tits.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute kid. Looks like bart...
Whoa....who's bart?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, my man, hats off to you!
That is quite the photo I must say! I think you definitely have shandythedog beat, but ME??
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh.
We will see what the uberpublic says, friend.
On another note, I inspired Bart to get off his lazy (busy) ass and post something. Hmm, I will have to see if I can do it again.
Next contest: Nerdiest person alive 32 years old or younger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look exactly the same but with straight teeth.
Bart-Bart!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 toothy camwhore
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:09:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
I wonder how long it will take for someone to photoshop a giant, ejaculating, black penis onto the poor kid's face.
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on it
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76185
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I was arrested stalking Winnie Cooper.
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She was a fox. Didn't hold a candle to the kid that played Mathilda in Leon. I hear that now she's an extreemly cultured, sexually liberated, intelectual, beautiful, SINGLE, mecha babe.
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BERTY YOU BITCH!
Making me pitch a tent at work.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I was arrested stalking Winnie Cooper.
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She was a fox. Didn't hold a candle to the kid that played Mathilda in Leon. I hear that now she's an extreemly cultured, sexually liberated, intelectual, beautiful, SINGLE, mecha babe.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-30 05:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 dimple
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 04:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:11:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
you people have serious issues
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I blame you.
You were an adorable kid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-09-30 04:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When will the Ubermadness entries show up under our usernames????
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dress sense hasn't changed much has it??!
Sadly there are no photos of me as a child.
The govt won't allow it.
<cries secret govt experiment tears>
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I was arrested stalking Winnie Cooper.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weren't you an extra in the wonder years?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pissed when my folks got me braces. I used to whistle loudly through the gap in my front teeth. Then the bastards went and ruined it for me.
Rad, you really identify with Sgt.Hartmann, don't you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I predict that by noon today this post will be midway up most heated.
Coz it's bart bart.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you.
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't need braces. You needed an angle grinder.
Submitted to Cliff Yablonski
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you people have serious issues
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you see what he did there Rad?
i like this guy!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
I wonder how long it will take for someone to photoshop a giant, ejaculating, black penis onto the poor kid's face.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Castor canadensis?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 03:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting braces at 24 was one of the smartest things I've ever done. My choices were either be a 24 year old with braces or a 26 year old with crooked teeth. It only took two years and the benefits far outweigh all the costs and awkwardness.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there's no doubt i'm the clear winner of this contest, but re the battle for second place:
i would much rather explore the limits of appropriate sexual behavour with young itm, sit him on my knee and see what little tricks he gets up to etc, but bart i suspect would be trumps when it came to spouting daggy geeky huckleberry finn type projects
hard to call
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up joe, I'm 26 and saving up for braces myself.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
braces @ 24???.aaaaaaaaaha.....nevermind, i got a contest to win
before i turn into a real asshole and get banned outta here
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That tooth was like that until I was 24 and got braces. It's still a bit off but much better than it was.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey!
i was expecting my photo!
fucking seppo conspiracy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
could that right tooth crawl up there any higher?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking zoinks, Bartbart.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's taking people so long to photoshop this. It's been a minute at least.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMFG!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it me? Do I take the prize?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-30 02:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was the future Uber then too?