The Human Brain starts working the moment you are born - never stops until you stand up to speak in public. (1824 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2005-09-30 06:36:47 EDT
Something I recently became aware of is rather disturbing. I discovered that I actually look at my brain as a person in its (his) own right.
The sensible one?
The collaborator, maybe..... my 'Id'.
It's actually like having a friend. A really close friend that absolutely no one knows but you.
Please tell me I'm not alone in this but..... well..... we have these 'chats' all the time. Over the years it's just been called 'talking to yourself', which in essence is what it is. But my brain answers me. It sometimes disagrees with me. And we argue... Like long term lovers.
And I find myself telling it things it must already know.
It was there...
It asks me how my day was. Am I seeing anyone? Should I take a holiday etc? and I ANSWER IT.
Now before you call the taxi to cart me off to the lunatic asylum, be fair... at least I don't talk to it out loud. Well, not when I'm out anyway....
Seriously, I have no doubt of it's ascendancy and I mentally bow in it's shadow because without the help and support of him I would be as sharp as a sack full of wet mice. He's grown with me like a trusty wart and feeds me the information that I need to know, as I've got older.
I fact, four weeks into gestation my brain cells started sorting themselves out. I'm 35 and I can't sort out breakfast in the mornings. Go figure. I'm not the smart one. HE is. It's okay - we can talk about the squishy one.... He's asleep I think...
But He puts forward these..... lets say..... 'opportunities' to me. I swear to you, this is no lie - it's a tad embarrassing but it's important to say - I was on a train the other day and my brain suggested I grabbed this woman's breast. Just like that - out of the blue. I was bloody horrified. And of course I didn't but.... where in holy hell did that come from? Because 'I 'wouldn't think it. Because I wouldn't want to do it. And then didn't, which proves the theory. Q.E.D.
It's almost like a test every so often. I might be standing on a train platform and my brain drawls, "hey, if you just jumped or fell now.." Ohmigod my brain is trying to kill me.
One of the good points about Mr Brain (why is it a man? I have no idea) is the fact that it makes me laugh. It must do. I can't do it alone. I can't tickle myself.
Because scientists are so busy studying the negative problems with the brain like depression, there's hardly any information about why or how the brain can make you laugh. People don't have it 'diagnosed'- its not a clinical problem, so how can they learn about it?
I mean, have you ever done to your doctor because you were laughing too much? Thinking about it - sitting in a doctors waiting room for more than an hour and I assure you, the laughing fit would have packed its bags and gone to Mozambique.
What should really be worrying me of course is the whole "schizophrenic" thing.
Well, let me make it a bit less worrying. Its not 'voices' per se. They don't have accents. It's just the one. It's Him...... in fact He's just woken up because He's just this minute told me to tell you this:
"Auditory verbal hallucinations, the 'voices in your head' that schizophrenics often hear, are usually male".
Thanks for that brain.
Fuck.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:42:02 EDT (#)
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There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by towed88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 19:21:40 EDT (#)
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Okay you all need to stay the fuck out of my head... I've made it a point to converse regulary with myself... Its the only way I stay sane... And I do also have weird ass thougths at the weirdest times... Suggestions if you will... I had a friend in elementary school whose parent were serious bible thumpers and they told him its the Devil making suggestions... So I tell him to fuck off on occasion and he lets me live most of the time...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-05 08:09:49 EDT (#)
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This is Brit-time on Uber, but I'm nocturnal (just now dawn in the US), and found this post after reading your most recent. You have a cool brain. I wish I could keep it, like Steve Martin kept Bernadette Peters' brain alive in a jar in "The Man With Two Brains". But I'll settle for reading its posts.
Hope you guys have a good time at your Uber party, and that no one lobs a McGriddle at the Beckhams, et cetra. -Drink cold, piss warm, d
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:12:35 EDT (#)
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har har rabbit was offended by your insensitive remark.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:20:16 (#)
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Ugh! This is so true (and well put)!
Like, my brain keeps asking me how long my grandmother will be alive so that I may gather some inheritance. And I'm like, "You bitch, I can't believe you're even thinking that!"
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Yeah I had this one too.
And my Brain likes it when bad things happen to famous people too. Like...say... Kylie getting breast cancer.
Makes me feel AWFUL until I realise its NOT ME THINKING IT. It really isn't.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:01:16 EDT (#)
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I am SO FUCKING GLAD that you guys do this too! I was convinced I was a mentalist.
I get the stairs thing too. There are three big steps down to my house (not sure why, it's pretty old. Maybe ground level was lower back then)and when I'm sitting on the wall smoking my brain's going
"How're you going to get down these stairs? You know the second you step down off this wall you ankle is going to turn over and snap like a toothpick. A toothpick I say"
It's no wonder people stare as they're walking past. It's not often you see a girl perched on a 2ft high wall sobbing uncontrollably, searching for a way down.
I get the train thing too:
Brain: "Go on, just jump. Someone will help you up, seriously"
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-10-01 05:40:45 EDT (#)
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i seriously have the same relationship with my brain.
an old friend of my came to my house today out of nowhere, picked me up and cut me a few lines, then dropped me off a few blocks from my house, on the walk home i had the most genuine conversation with my brain, just like youve depicted. i know i do it all the time but just today it became apparent to me. just today this was. aint that some shit?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-30 18:26:36 EDT (#)
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I'll give you:
(1) used Brunswick bowling bag and
(1) spoon, large, freshly stolen from Don Pablo's
in exchange for:
your (1) brain and
the girl in the picture, sans shirt.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:36:04 EDT (#)
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Too true.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:10:51 EDT (#)
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I'll buy it, can you ship to Canada?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:06:38 EDT (#)
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How much does £4.99 come to in American dollars?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-30 13:05:14 EDT (#)
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absolutely! My brain does the train track thing, and the other thing...
Ok, it's telling me to shut it now..
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:23:07 EDT (#)
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Wow, I thought I was the only one.
My biggest problem with it is when I try to explain something to myself that I already know.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:20:16 EDT (#)
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Ugh! This is so true (and well put)!
Like, my brain keeps asking me how long my grandmother will be alive so that I may gather some inheritance. And I'm like, "You bitch, I can't believe you're even thinking that!"
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:13:24 EDT (#)
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Sloppy seconds eh? Well that's alright but only if Fabit lets me get you fluffed up before he has a go. I love fluffing.
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I dread to think.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 12:00:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:09:29 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:03:24 (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:24:41 (#)
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I'm always an afterthought :o( woe is me...
<Cries anna tears>
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OK OK.... You first, then Berty.
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Now that's more like it Anna, i should have had preference any way, i'm a southerner and he's a brummy! Where'r your loyalty??
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I forgot myself for a minute... haven't seen The Fiance in a month, what do you expect?!
Of course, you have priority.
Don't forget your passport Berty, you'll need it just north of Watford.
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I'm a ninja, I'll sneak past them easily.
Sloppy seconds eh? Well that's alright but only if Fabit lets me get you fluffed up before he has a go. I love fluffing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:45:41 (#)
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whooo I can get on Uber today !
the HR police are gonna get me..
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We're always watching.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:52:27 EDT (#)
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Try taking some strong Acid. That'll get you talking to your Brain allright.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:45:41 EDT (#)
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whooo I can get on Uber today !
the HR police are gonna get me..
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:43:56 EDT (#)
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Your title grabbed my attention because I get up and talk to groups of 50-100 people all the time, and I can never ever remember anything I said afterwards. My brain gets so focused on making sure my mouth doesn't fuck up that it forgets to pay any attention at all to my ears.
Definitely not too insane to talk to your brain, I think that research shows that by the time we're aware of having "made up our minds" to do something, the muscular responses to do that thing have already been going on for some significant amount of time.
If the voices in my head were female, I'd never leave the house.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:18:27 EDT (#)
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my brain will cease to exist in a couple of years due to destruction through alcohol..
good times, is what Im told.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:09:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:03:24 (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:24:41 (#)
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I'm always an afterthought :o( woe is me...
<Cries anna tears>
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OK OK.... You first, then Berty.
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Now that's more like it Anna, i should have had preference any way, i'm a southerner and he's a brummy! Where'r your loyalty??
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I forgot myself for a minute... haven't seen The Fiance in a month, what do you expect?!
Of course, you have priority.
Don't forget your passport Berty, you'll need it just north of Watford.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:03:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:24:41 (#)
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I'm always an afterthought :o( woe is me...
<Cries anna tears>
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OK OK.... You first, then Berty.
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Now that's more like it Anna, i should have had preference any way, i'm a southerner and he's a brummy! Where'r your loyalty??
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:24:41 EDT (#)
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I'm always an afterthought :o( woe is me...
<Cries anna tears>
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OK OK.... You first, then Berty.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:23:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:21:08 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:57:05 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:36:25 (#)
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Berty - I thought you were hovering around late night London with me and Nath??
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I am really, I just got the impression that Anna's resistance was breaking down.
Come on, you'd ditch me and Nath for a warm bed with fringe benefits surely?
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Berty, if I didn't have The Fiance I'd have you in a heartbeat :P
And you Fabit.
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I'm always an afterthought :o( woe is me...
<Cries anna tears>
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:21:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:57:05 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:36:25 (#)
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Berty - I thought you were hovering around late night London with me and Nath??
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I am really, I just got the impression that Anna's resistance was breaking down.
Come on, you'd ditch me and Nath for a warm bed with fringe benefits surely?
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Berty, if I didn't have The Fiance I'd have you in a heartbeat :P
And you Fabit.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:17:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:57:05 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:36:25 (#)
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Berty - I thought you were hovering around late night London with me and Nath??
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I am really, I just got the impression that Anna's resistance was breaking down.
Come on, you'd ditch me and Nath for a warm bed with fringe benefits surely?
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No dude, thats not what Uber Brother means. You wanna be outa the Gang Berty? Eh? DO YA?
Only jokin, i'd dump any of ya for quick whistle wetting,
Only jokin i'd never do any of the afor mentioned things.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:36:25 (#)
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Berty - I thought you were hovering around late night London with me and Nath??
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I am really, I just got the impression that Anna's resistance was breaking down.
Come on, you'd ditch me and Nath for a warm bed with fringe benefits surely?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:47:11 EDT (#)
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I talk to my brain a lot when I am drunk or grappling.
When someone is trying to sink a choke hold on me, and my instincts are screaming to gasp for air and flail around, my brain is telling me to relax, don't worry about the choke hold keep your chin down and get your legs free and he has nothing.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:36:25 EDT (#)
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Berty - I thought you were hovering around late night London with me and Nath??
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:23:00 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:17:24 (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:52 (#)
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What time are people going to be at the pub on Friday?
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About 5.30 or 6pm onwards
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Talking of Ubercon, would I be seen as a complete wuss if I left to get the last train home?
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No we would understand. Needs must etc etc
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:24:31 EDT (#)
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As a dear friend of mine says - and it's on a sign, on his desk - "I'd respect your mind more if it bounced gently when you walk."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:23:35 EDT (#)
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I have intrusive thoughts very frequently. I have learned to cope with my daily bouts of inappropriate and inopportune laughter, and the resulting fact that most people think I've got bats in the belfry.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:59:24 (#)
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I thought that sucked, but Mr. Brain assures me it's worth +2.
Yes Sir. Anything you say Sir...
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HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:59:24 EDT (#)
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I thought that sucked, but Mr. Brain assures me it's worth +2.
Yes Sir. Anything you say Sir...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:55:17 EDT (#)
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I'm always doing this, and i'm fucking glad someone else asked the question if anyone else does it too!
On another note, I get infrequent but very powerful urges while driving to pull the wheel to full lock whilr travelling at high speed... Just for the experience. I never actually do it, but sometimes the car wonders over the rumble strips as my arms involntarily try and complete this almost suicidal task.
I also find percussive impacts on my skull soothing, much like pulling your own hair.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:44:36 (#)
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Aren't you driving in? And picking me and Soley up?
You can accompany me to Marylebone station if you really want to!
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Soley isn't coming. I thought we where going to get a hotel room together? You, me and your fiance's sister.
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I'm fast realising I can't afford the hotel...
Don't be cheeky. You can have his sister but I'm his alone. Well... his and 'Jemima', the hooker we like to hire once a week.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:44:36 EDT (#)
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Aren't you driving in? And picking me and Soley up?
You can accompany me to Marylebone station if you really want to!
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Soley isn't coming. I thought we where going to get a hotel room together? You, me and your fiance's sister.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:38:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:35:24 (#)
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Talking of Ubercon, would I be seen as a complete wuss if I left to get the last train home?
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Yes, unless you let me come with you. Nothing kinky, I just haven't got a place to sleep that night.
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Aren't you driving in? And picking me and Soley up?
You can accompany me to Marylebone station if you really want to!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:35:24 EDT (#)
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Talking of Ubercon, would I be seen as a complete wuss if I left to get the last train home?
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Yes, unless you let me come with you. Nothing kinky, I just haven't got a place to sleep that night.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:34:40 EDT (#)
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"I was on a train the other day and my brain suggested I grabbed this woman's breast"
If only I had a pound for every time my brain told me to do that.
My brain comes up with some weird shit sometimes, which makes me laugh for no reason. Think along the lines of Homer Simpson's internal voice when great aunt Gladys dies.
Marge- "Her legend will live on forever."
Homer's brain- "Yeah, legend of the dog faced woman"
Homer out loud- "ha ha ha, legend of the dog faced woman! Oh man that's good!"
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:23:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:17:24 (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:52 (#)
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What time are people going to be at the pub on Friday?
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About 5.30 or 6pm onwards
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Talking of Ubercon, would I be seen as a complete wuss if I left to get the last train home?
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:20:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:47 (#)
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I feel lonley now i realised i'm the only one who only speaks to himself in his head :o(
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I talk to myself too... sometimes it's quite confusing.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:20:00 EDT (#)
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being as I'm unemployed I might go there early, vandalise the toilets with Uber graf and then leave.
....or not.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:17:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:52 (#)
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What time are people going to be at the pub on Friday?
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About 5.30 or 6pm onwards
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:16:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:16:20 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:47 (#)
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I feel lonley now i realised i'm the only one who only speaks to himself in his head :o(
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Are you positive it's 'you' answering though?
Yeah its my voice!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:16:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:47 (#)
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I feel lonley now i realised i'm the only one who only speaks to himself in his head :o(
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Are you positive it's 'you' answering though?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:52 EDT (#)
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What time are people going to be at the pub on Friday?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:15:47 EDT (#)
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I feel lonley now i realised i'm the only one who only speaks to himself in his head :o(
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:14:39 EDT (#)
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I thought I was the only one whose brain suggests fatal or painful accidents.
Every... and I mean EVERY time I walk down the stairs at home, he mentions what would happen if I fell at this point... how my neck would break as I hit the chair at the bottom.
So I'm moving to a ground floor flat, with no stairs.
I definitely have arguments with my brain though...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:13:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:10:27 (#)
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I'll look forward to talking to you two next week. And the Bloke.
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I'm not coming. Yes I am. NO I'm not. Yes YOU ARE.
>eyes glaze over momentarily as inner flight battles on<
>sound of cannon<
>puff of smoke from Merlina's ears<
Yes...I'm coming. *sigh*
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:11:50 EDT (#)
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I don't talk to my brain. Am i the only one? There is only person i can here in my head and thats me! I do talk to me in my head though. I'm a jolly nice chap when you get used to me.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:10:27 EDT (#)
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I'll look forward to talking to you two next week. And the Bloke.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:08:01 EDT (#)
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I think the fact that you've made the little person inside your head a man very interesting.
When I was little and couldn't sleep because I had scary thoughts in my head, I'd imagine a mister Chips-esque characther who'd come and push all the bad thoughts away.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:06:30 EDT (#)
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My brain comes along with me just for kicks n shit.
My Instinct and I tolerate him like a retarded cousin.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:06:05 EDT (#)
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I don't talk to my brain since it slept with my mum and made me wet myself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-30 07:01:12 EDT (#)
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I have all kinds of weird talks internally.
Even I am trying somethign or have fucked something up like in football for example I internalyl berate myself to the point where I have to wank.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:59:53 EDT (#)
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We all have a constant chatter of internal dialouge. I talk to myself.
I don't think of my brain as another person though, that's just silly.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:51:51 EDT (#)
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I think that shirt should come off
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:51:29 EDT (#)
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The playstation 3 is supposed to run 10% of the human brain power, and I don't hear it complaining.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-09-30 06:51:00 EDT (#)
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Everyone should hold conversations with their brains.