Are you a genius? (1451 hits)
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Submitted by CrazyCanuck (View user info) at 2005-09-30 08:47:15 EDT
Just a little something to waste the time on a Friday. Lets see who can get the most without cheating.
I'll post the answers later in the day.
You have to work out what the letters mean. See No 0 as an example.
According to MENSA, if you get 23 of these, you are a "genius".
Only 2 MENSA members achieved full marks. See how well you do.
No. Cryptic Answer
0 24 H in a D 24 Hours in a Day
1 26 L of the A
2 7 D of the W
3 7 W of the W
4 12 S of the Z
5 66 B of the B
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a R
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 M in a Y
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 D in F in a L Y
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 D in a Y
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y
26 9 L of a C
27 60 M in a H
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
23 A G S - 23 annoying google searches
1 L U U - 1 lame uber user
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-01 05:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it took me all of 7 seconds to google the answers to this...
i ask you, who is more intelligent? me or the person
who work tried to work it out?
and the last one? "15 M on a D M C" = "15 men on a dead mans chest"?
ATTN GHEY NECROPHILE MENZ!!
WTF Mate?
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-10-01 02:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3 wheels on a tricycle -I'm not three
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hahaha
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-10-01 01:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got most of these except:
66 books of the bible - I'm a heathen and I've never opened a bible so I don't know this
52 cards in a pack- I haven't played with cards since 2nd grade
18 holes on a golf course - how the fuck would I know about golf? it's for fat, old, white men and Tiger Woods
39 books of the old testament -once again I'm a heathen
3 blind mice -I'm not a three year old
15 players in a rugby team -I'm American
3 wheels on a tricycle -I'm not three
100 cents in a rand -don't know what a rand is
11 players in a football (soccer) team -I'm american and soccer is soccer
27 books in the new testament -Heathen
13 loaves in a bakers dozen - I know nothing about cooking
64 squares on a chess board -who plays chess other than old people and geeks?
9 provinces in south africa -I suck at geography
6 balls to an over in cricket -I'm American
15 men on a dead mans chest - never heard of this
I think this test is unfair. Fucking geeks
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-30 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:00:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
27 60 M in a H - 60 minutes in an Hour
28 23 P of C in the H B - 60 minutes in an Hour
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You're so smart? How'd you fuck this one up?
Submitted by juggler (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 26 Letters of the Alpabet
2 7 Days of the Week
3 7 Wonders of the World
4 12 Signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 Cards in a Packs (WJs)
7 13 Stripes in the United States Flagg
8 18 Holes on a Golf Course
9 39 Books of the Old Testament
10 5 Thumbs on a Freak
11 90 Degrees in a Right Angle
12 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13 32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
14 15 Players in a Rugby Team
15 3 Wheels on a Trike
16 100 C in a R
17 11 Playes in a Football (Soccer) Team
18 12 Months in a Year
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 Days in Febuary in a Leap Year
22 27 Books in the New Testament
23 365 Days in a Year
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 Weeks in a Year
26 9 Lives of a Cat
27 60 Minutes in a Hour
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Years in a Millenium
33 15 M on a D M C
I take it i would fail at the mensa test then?
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so only geniuses know about how many players are on a side in rugby....or how many overs are needed in cricket?
I must not be one then
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8 is N of T I I to M T
+2 for whoever can be bothered to work that one out.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
0 P for this P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a very good score on the french one, could barely get half of this one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A real genius would just paste the first line into google and paste the answers, rather than sitting here trying to figure these out.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:07:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Leonardo Da Vinci was a genius and he fucked men.
Coincidence? I think not!
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HE DID NOT! He made love to them
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty is not a genius and has never felt the heat of a man's cock. Coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Leonardo Da Vinci was a genius and he fucked men.
Coincidence? I think not!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-30 09:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1 26 L of the A - 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W - 7 Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W - 7 Wonders of the World
4 12 S of the Z - 12 Signs of the Zodiac
5 66 B of the B - 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (WJs) - 52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers)
7 13 S in the USF - 13 Stripes in the United States Flag
8 18 H on a G C - 18 Holes on a Golf Course
9 39 B of the O T - 39 Books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F - 5 Tines on a Fork
11 90 D in a R A - 90 Degrees in a Right Angle
12 3 B M (S H T R) - 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F - 32 is the temperature in Degrees Farenheit at which Water Freezes
14 15 P in a R T - 15 Players in a Rugby Team
15 3 W on a T - 3 Wheels on a Tricycle
16 100 C in a R - 100 Cents in a Rand
17 11 P in a F (S) T - 11 Players in a Football (Soccer) Team
18 12 M in a Y - 12 Months in a Year
19 13=UFS - 13 = Unlucky for Some
20 8 T on a O - 8 Tentacles on an Octopus
21 29 D in F in a L Y - 29 Days in February in a Leap Year
22 27 B in the N T - 27 Books in the New Testament
23 365 D in a Y - 365 Days in a Year
24 13 L in a B D - 13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen
25 52 W in a Y - 52 Weeks in a Year
26 9 L of a C - 9 Lives of a Cat
27 60 M in a H - 60 minutes in an Hour
28 23 P of C in the H B - 60 minutes in an Hour
29 64 S on a C B - 64 Squares on a Chess Board
30 9 P in S A - 9 Provinces in South Africa
31 6 B to an O in C - 6 Balls to an Over in Cricket
32 1000 Y in a M - 1000 Years in a Millenium
33 15 M on a D M C - 15 Men on a Dead Mans' Chest.
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Done it before. Boring now.
Did well on the Mensa test.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 Days of the Week
3 7 Wonders of the World
4 12 Signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 Books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
14 15 Players in a Rugby Team (?)
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a R
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 Months in a Year
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 Days in February in a Leap Year
22 27 Books in the New Testament
23 365 Days in a Year
24 13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen
25 52 Weeks in a Year
26 9 Lives of a Cat
27 60 Minutes in an Hour
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Years in a Millennium
33 15 M on a D M C
I am definitely not a genius.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
24 hours in a day
26 letters of the alphabet
7 days of the week
7 wonders of the world
12 signs of the zodiac
66 books of the bible
52 cards in a pack
13 stripes in the united states flag
18 holes on a golf course
39 books of the old testament
5 toes on a foot
90 degrees in a right angle
3 blind mice
32 is the temperature in degrees fahrenheit at which water freezes
15 players in a rugby team
3 wheels on a tricycle
100 cents in a rand
11 players in a football (soccer) team
12 months in a year
13 is unlucky for some
8 tentacles on a octopus
29 days in february in a leap year
27 books in the new testament
365 days in a year
13 loaves in a bakers dozen
52 weeks in a year
9 lives of a cat
60 minutes in a hour
23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body
64 squares on a chess board
9 provinces in south africa
6 balls to an over in cricket
1000 years in a millenium
15 men on a dead mans chest
cut and pasted to perfection. I remember having to do this in fifth grade, except there were other ones like 1 FOTCN, they didn't give us ANY words, just the first letters.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Oh the guys at work are going to have a field day with this"
-Homer Simpson
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Done this before and completed it - I won't spoil it for everyone by giving the answers away though.