A Typical Night For a Teenage Male (Possibly NSFW) (2938 hits)
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Rating: 1.48 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2005-09-30 14:10:45 EDT
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-11 20:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70967#1457376
Ahem.
PWNED.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, i remember those nights, post-self-whack, bathed in the warm Indaglo (R) of the alarm clock.... hmm... sports illustrated... i'll be back in 8 minutes.
Submitted by hurt911gen (user info) at 2005-10-02 18:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-02 18:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First off, whether or not something is REAL or not is irrelevant. Do you actually think Jared goes out on dates with Jewish girls? Secondly, you'll blindly take Spooner's word for what reason exactly? He's pissed off at me for some reason and letting it be known that he's angry. That's his problem, not mine. Third, no one from this site has ever fondled my nutsack, and if you have a computer that does that for you, I'd love to know where to get one. Fourth, I post whatever I feel like posting and people rate as they see fit. I don't hold a fucking gun to anyone's head and say +2 this or I'll shoot.
If you don't like the fact that people like what I post, again, it's not my problem. -2 it like a whiny bitch, say your thing, and move on.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-10-01 08:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can care less about you giving a shit about your ratings; that's your fucking prerogative. The issue here is that your posts are all chock full of gorilla shit, and people continue to fondle your nutsack everytime you spit out a shocking/hilarious "true story." Of course, you tip toed around THAT comment in your lame rebuttal.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-01 06:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:13:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
8 mins???....what, he did it twice?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nah, he didn't do it twice, he was thinking of other things for the first five minutes.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-01 03:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-10-01 02:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for reminding me to manually relieve my sexual frustration.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-30 20:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good spoof
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-09-30 19:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-30 19:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL HE MASTORBATED
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-30 19:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kinda looked like "whack a mole"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-30 17:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:13:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
8 mins???....what, he did it twice?
______________________
AHAHAHA!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-30 17:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the detail of him jerking it is great.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 16:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In fact, here are some links to prove what I just said:
Spooner, registered and made his first post on December 9, 2003. Yet, the post Spooner claims brought him to Uer was posted on January 23, 2004. Link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/23879
If you scroll to the bottom, you'll see that squattail starts up from the get go. An hour later, Spooner reviews it:
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-01-23 20:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. SLightly more awesome than strippers with tacos.
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An hour later, Spooner reviewed it two more times to offset squattail's five -2s. I didn't ask for that. I said squattail is -2ing the shit out of me. Spooner posted the +2s himself. Then squattail started -2-ing nonstop. Click this link to see his string of 20-some straight -2s. http://www.ubersite.com/m/23879#355418.
Here is where I asked Spooner to help me out (we were on AIM at the time) and he did. But again, this post is not what brought him to the site.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And if you're talking about the Spooner coming to Uber thing, he had been on here before that, he just conveniently forgets that fact. I asked him to help negate squattail's 20-some -2s on one post back when I actually gave a shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not +2 material but certainly not too fucking shabby.
And 100% true, except that these days, with the internet, I think the dreams would more likely be some open, split beaver.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, some dude on the intraweb lost respect for me because.....why exactly?
And Tom, not everyone can be as AWESOME as you. :(
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This would be entertaining if it was entertaining.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-30 15:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your sequence is a little screwed...he shot his load and then thought of Kleenex?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like a job for me and Spooner. By the way, I read the shit he said about you, and not that you give a shit, but I lost a lot of respect for you.
Go Texans, bitch.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"It reminds me of Garfield."
And that's a bad thing why, exactly? Because Maddox said so? Pfft.
I can't draw for shit (note the stick figure), so I copied and pasted cells. Eat my ass, KC. Eat it with a spoon and some Kool Whip.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:37:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
nonchalant repartie
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haha. you smartass
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, no money shot? You've no future in directing porn.
What kind of teenager uses a spotlight to bathe his room in an eeire greenish glow?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.
Krusty Gets Busted
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nonchalant repartie
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looked like a Garfield comic strip to me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<tangentially relevant Simpsons quote>
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is great.
Go Tribe indeed.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:13:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
8 mins???....what, he did it twice?
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No, he was laying there for several minutes thinking about random shit.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahhahahah
+2 scrolling cartoon!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's even better if you disregard the clock and play it backwards.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's wonderful, it's magical. Oh boy, here it comes. Another mouth.
-- Homer Simpson
And Maggie Makes Three
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woah, autoscroll=cartoon
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
8 mins???....what, he did it twice?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was kickass.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
it's some sort of strange goblin!
GO TRIBE!