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Rating: -0.62 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Buddha (View user info) at 2005-10-02 11:42:20 EDT


Peace, peace. Don't eat cows, eat vegetables. Wear a yellow robe, cross your legs, free your mind, meditate. Meditate meditate meditate.

When one does what Buddhas do, one is a Buddha.
When one does what Bodhisattvas do, one is a Bodhisattva.
When one does what Arhats do, one is an Arhat.
When one does what ghosts do, one is a ghost.
These are all natural phenomena.
There are no shortcuts in cultivation.
Venerable Master Hsuan Hua

When one does what a cow does, one is a cow.
When one eats a cow, he is a cow-eater.
Don't eat cows.

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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-10-02 21:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, umm...just go away, ok?

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-10-02 14:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a cow-eater.

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-02 14:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations for partaking in the cycle of Pratityasamutpada.

Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-02 12:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-02 12:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When one does what Asshats do, one is an Asshat.


Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-02 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

how sweet.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-02 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

When one does what amoron does, one is a moron.

Dead cows, dead pigs, and dead birds are all very tasty.



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