19 Reasons To Fucking HATE Australia. (5961 hits)
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Submitted by That is my stapler (View user info) at 2005-10-03 00:27:01 EDT
Badass Australian Cows?
Pffft!
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:06:40 EST (#)
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i will never go there. NEVAR
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:50:02 EST (#)
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WOOOO!!! FUCK ANIMALS!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:36:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:05:37 (#)
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Hi,
My name is Lauren and I live in Australia! We might have some of the deadliest animals in the world but we've got something that you fat lazy ass americans don't ... beautiful landscapes, spirit and above all BRAINS! So you can shove your post up you fat ass and leave Australia alone until you actually come here or live here.
From Lauren.
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All I got from that review is that your name is Lauren.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:29:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:05:37 (#)
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Hi,
My name is Lauren and I live in Australia! We might have some of the deadliest animals in the world but we've got something that you fat lazy ass americans don't ... beautiful landscapes, spirit and above all BRAINS! So you can shove your post up you fat ass and leave Australia alone until you actually come here or live here.
From Lauren.
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Shut the fuck up, dumbass.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-06 02:10:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:43:25 (#)
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Reasons to Love Australia:
5. Aboriginies (sp?)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's like like saying pedo rapists are the best part of school.
Fucking boongs.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:05:37 EDT (#)
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Hi,
My name is Lauren and I live in Australia! We might have some of the deadliest animals in the world but we've got something that you fat lazy ass americans don't ... beautiful landscapes, spirit and above all BRAINS! So you can shove your post up you fat ass and leave Australia alone until you actually come here or live here.
From Lauren.
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Shut the fuck up, dumbass.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-10-05 19:38:11 (#)
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Hi,
My name is Lauren and I live in Australia! We might have some of the deadliest animals in the world but we've got something that you fat lazy ass americans don't ... beautiful landscapes, spirit and above all BRAINS! So you can shove your post up you fat ass and leave Australia alone until you actually come here or live here.
From Lauren.
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ive been to australia 3 times, spending in total almost 3 months there.
i woke up with a spider on me twice
almost stepped on a black tiger snake
was within 50ft of a fucking shark
and yea.
so piss off.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-10-05 19:38:11 EDT (#)
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Hi,
My name is Lauren and I live in Australia! We might have some of the deadliest animals in the world but we've got something that you fat lazy ass americans don't ... beautiful landscapes, spirit and above all BRAINS! So you can shove your post up you fat ass and leave Australia alone until you actually come here or live here.
From Lauren.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:01:33 EDT (#)
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Would have been +2 if id seen stevie boy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-05 16:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:15:18 (#)
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In all fairness to Australia, America is home to deadly creatures name Dr. Phil, Oprah and Richard Simmons.
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True dat!
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-10-05 16:43:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:43:25 (#)
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Reasons to Love Australia:
2. Crocodile hunter
.................
steve irwin is nothing but an aussie redneck who annoys animals for entertainment.
jeff corwin is THE MAN.
nuff said.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:49:34 EDT (#)
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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Reasons to Love Australia:
1. Ainkara
2. Crocodile hunter
3. Fosters
4. Did I say Ainkara?
5. Aboriginies (sp?)
6. It was a prison colony.
7. Rabbits. Lots of Rabbits.
8. Roo-Roo balls
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:55:57 EDT (#)
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Hee! Awesome.
Much love for Australia, in general, but...eek!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:15:18 EDT (#)
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In all fairness to Australia, America is home to deadly creatures name Dr. Phil, Oprah and Richard Simmons.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:09:42 EDT (#)
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You forgot the robot penises that inhabit the Outback.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-04 03:34:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:01:57 (#)
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You left out thorpe and williamson.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-04 00:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-03 21:42:06 (#)
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where is the 10th snake??
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There's two tiger snakes.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-03 21:42:06 EDT (#)
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where is the 10th snake??
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:34:51 EDT (#)
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You're forgetting the most gruesome aussie animal of them all...Shane Warne.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:13:00 EDT (#)
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Don't forget Drop Bears and Hoop Snakes:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42839
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:15:38 EDT (#)
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You forgot Koalas. Those things are fucking vicious. Haven't you ever seen Family Guy???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:54:23 EDT (#)
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These reasons are much too rational...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64504
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:09:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:41:14 (#)
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Oh yeah...I DO recall the 8 posts that I made about you. Not the other way around. Nosiree.
Silly me.
Why would anyone, much less Shlongy, be obsessed with you? You're nobody.
Take your fucking meds, Koko. You're hallucinating.
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People don't talk to "nobodies". Perhaps you're the one who is hallucinating there "koko????".
Anyway, why am I talking to you? You're over the hill old man. It's like beating an old coot over the head with his walking stick.
Fun to do, heartless to talk about.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:41:14 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah...I DO recall the 8 posts that I made about you. Not the other way around. Nosiree.
Silly me.
Why would anyone, much less Shlongy, be obsessed with you? You're nobody.
Take your fucking meds, Koko. You're hallucinating.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:32:39 (#)
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I realize the only thing that you have on Shlongy is the occasional typographical error, but can't you try just a wee bit harder to contain your jealousy and your man-love fixation, you fucking Neanderthal?
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Who's obsessed with who, pillow biter?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:37:22 EDT (#)
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+2 Great White
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:32:39 EDT (#)
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I realize the only thing that you have on Shlongy is the occasional typographical error, but can't you try just a wee bit harder to contain your jealousy and your man-love fixation, you fucking Neanderthal?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:24:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:50:28 (#)
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Sghould have titled this "20 Reasons to hate Australia..." and included Sphagnum.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:56:14 (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:40:31 (#)
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You missed 3:
#16: Spaghnum
#17: Shandy
#18: Nicole Kidman's MJ nose
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The title wasn't "19 Deities that Kai worships", was it?
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Same thing applies to you, Pinocchio. Stop telling people what they Sghould and sghouldn't do, asseater.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:22:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:02:05 (#)
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Blah Blah Blah
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It wasn't an attack of laughter, it was multiple muscle spasms when I was pressing CTRL-V.
Whatever anyway man, I think you need to lighten up a bit.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:15:55 EDT (#)
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woo-hoo! Most heated! +2 for me!
God I'm such a loser.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:15:40 (#)
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This is why I wouldn't work anywhere but the UK.
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Tell me about it DJ. They might not have quite as many dangerous animals out here in the U.S but they still have plenty to be worried about if you go walking around in the woods. Particularly when you come from a wonderful land where man reigns supreame, Where the biggets predator is a Badger and the most dangerous snake is the Adder (which might if it's lucky just be able to kill of a 6 month old kid or a 100 year codger).
Add to that that over here you have to worry about the 'Friendly fire' aspect of pissed up hunters hiding in trees shooting at anything that moves and you have more than a little to worry about.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:50:28 EDT (#)
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Sghould have titled this "20 Reasons to hate Australia..." and included Sphagnum.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:15:40 EDT (#)
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This is why I wouldn't work anywhere but the UK.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:11:31 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:10:49 (#)
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Auto Platypus +2
That Sphagnum's reaction below...good god...such a reaction over such a lame joke about guys who mostly ignore him. Obsessed are we? Seek help.
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Sense of humour implant malfunctioning again??
For you to even comment on that speaks volumes about your sensitivity level. Getting a rise out of you is as easy is shooting fish in a barrel, Kermit. It has just become glaringly apparent that the only reason you decide you need to ignore me is because you can't handle the fact that I don't find you interesting or intelligent. Surely you've come across many people like that in your day. Hell, even I've come across one or two myself.
It's funny that someone spent money to demonstrate both of your idiocy levels.
Here, Have a tissue mon ami... better still, take the whole box.
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The joke on the Uberboard didn't bother me, I can laugh at myself (when it's funny). However, you having a seizure of laughter over a pretty "meh" joke is kinda...special.
You say I'm not interesting yet you keep trying to call me out or almost die out of laughter whenever the slightest "insult" is directed at me. Your discourse is different from your actions. I ignore you mostly for the same reasons as I ignore WTH. I barely log in on here anymore so I don't really feel like chatting with net-addicted dullards with a 4th grader sense of humor who will reply ad nauseam.
You look more obsessed than I look sensitive. Just thought I'd point that out.
Have a good day
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:15:43 EDT (#)
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Dear sweet jeebus I'd never leave my hermetically sealed biodome.
Unless Pauly Shore was in it as well. Then I'd take my chances with the wildlife.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:11:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:10:49 (#)
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Auto Platypus +2
That Sphagnum's reaction below...good god...such a reaction over such a lame joke about guys who mostly ignore him. Obsessed are we? Seek help.
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Sense of humour implant malfunctioning again??
For you to even comment on that speaks volumes about your sensitivity level. Getting a rise out of you is as easy is shooting fish in a barrel, Kermit. It has just become glaringly apparent that the only reason you decide you need to ignore me is because you can't handle the fact that I don't find you interesting or intelligent. Surely you've come across many people like that in your day. Hell, even I've come across one or two myself.
It's funny that someone spent money to demonstrate both of your idiocy levels.
Here, Have a tissue mon ami... better still, take the whole box.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:54:15 EDT (#)
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Man, the responses on this post from the Aussies are classic.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:50:29 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate...well..
All of these things in this post.
Well done.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:38:46 EDT (#)
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Ebola, you also forgot -
"Synanceja trachynis" (http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/stonefish.htm)
"Melanoma" (http://www.coolibar.com/australian-experience.html)
and "Coitus Vomitus" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/67652)
Our footballers will also beat you up on 'Mad Monday', regardless of the previous day's result. You'll have to wait in line, mind, while they beat each other up... (http://www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/17/1052885445691.html)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:10:49 EDT (#)
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Auto Platypus +2
That Sphagnum's reaction below...good god...such a reaction over such a lame joke about guys who mostly ignore him. Obsessed are we? Seek help.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:07:46 EDT (#)
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Who's scared of a few itty bitty snakes and things.
Most of us Aussies keep most of those as pets.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-10-03 08:55:20 EDT (#)
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This makes me proud, really fucking proud.
Thank fuck there were no pictures of Steve Irwin. What a shitstain.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-10-03 08:32:45 EDT (#)
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Heh... Yeah we gots some dangerous things. But oh well. She'll be right.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:37:16 EDT (#)
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You know a friend and I were discussing over the weekend why Australia aren't running around invading shit like the Americans, you've all been around about the same amount of time but the Aussies have got their noggins wired more or less correctly.
I see now that it's all down to the fact that you're too busy trying to survive from one day to the next.
Hmm, argument solved.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:31:36 EDT (#)
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Yes, Australia has alot of animals that can and will end your shit.
This is natures way of keeping pansy, pink shirt wearing types from venturing to our great land.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:09:05 EDT (#)
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Faggots....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:02:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:01:57 (#)
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You left out thorpe and williamson.
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OMFG, Who's that guy???
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:01:57 EDT (#)
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You left out thorpe and williamson.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:56:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:40:31 (#)
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You missed 3:
#16: Spaghnum
#17: Shandy
#18: Nicole Kidman's MJ nose
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The title wasn't "19 Deities that Kai worships", was it?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:23:35 EDT (#)
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octopii.
platypii.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:18:00 EDT (#)
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teh platypus!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-03 05:16:27 EDT (#)
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And yet the British where able to conquer the land through the introduction of cats.
Cats are the ninja wizards of the animal kingdom.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:58:27 EDT (#)
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www.ubersite.com/m/76300
My hopes are that this makes heated, then lots and lots of people see this and REVIEW it!
www.ubersite.com/m/76300
Prepare to be left speechless by this masterpiece!!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:25:26 EDT (#)
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Got an issue with reptiles man? there's only 1 thing from australia that we can all do without... that "bloke" on the discovery channel, that has to stick his thumb up asses of the aligators he "plays with"... steve irwin or something like that?
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:15:39 EDT (#)
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Queenslander!!!!
XXXX!!!
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:09:42 EDT (#)
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retitle the post '19 reasons why australians are more hardcore than you' and you'll get the extra +1
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:29:33 EDT (#)
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Austrialians must therefore be badass, eh. Like the cows.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:01:12 EDT (#)
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everyone is forgetting about the ever dangerous Sea Gull
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:57:22 EDT (#)
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Goodnight all. I'm going to go home and dream about an Australian girlfriend I once had who was a master dick sucker. Lousy cook, and wimpy as hell (she certainly was no Crocodile Dundette), but she gave a meeeeaaaaaan blow job.
Toodle-Ooo.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:50:18 EDT (#)
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I hope Australians start to wise up and pass on any future plans to take a vacation in Bali.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:40:31 EDT (#)
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You missed 3:
#16: Spaghnum
#17: Shandy
#18: Nicole Kidman's MJ nose
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:40:15 EDT (#)
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It's Thorpe being attacked by a Magpie!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/July2002/img/f_postie.jpg
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:36:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:32:05 (#)
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:24:11 (#)
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You also forgot Magpies,
A rather savage bird that
hides in trees and attacks
any who tresspass on it's turf.
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I saw a guy get smacked in the head by one of them last weekend. Hilarity.
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i see guys on bikes get chunks
taken out of thier helmets
regularly. all the way up the street.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:36:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:32:05 (#)
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:24:11 (#)
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You also forgot Magpies,
A rather savage bird that
hides in trees and attacks
any who tresspass on it's turf.
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I saw a guy get smacked in the head by one of them last weekend. Hilarity.
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We have birds here who do that too. Bluejays, especially, will fuck with an outdoor cat until it goes mad. They used to dive bomb me when I was a boy.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:32:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:24:11 (#)
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You also forgot Magpies,
A rather savage bird that
hides in trees and attacks
any who tresspass on it's turf.
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I saw a guy get smacked in the head by one of them last weekend. Hilarity.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:29:21 EDT (#)
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i assume that answered your question
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:24:11 EDT (#)
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You also forgot Magpies,
A rather savage bird that
hides in trees and attacks
any who tresspass on it's turf.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:24:07 EDT (#)
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Calios, I was wondering if you had any original ideas and opinions on anything?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:20:38 EDT (#)
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same place bush learnt how to say nuk-u-lar.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:14:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:06:32 (#)
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Damn, that's right. I forgot the salt water crocodiles.
Fuck I suck at at life.
<shoots self, dies, ejaculates>
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:13:21 EDT (#)
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<yawn>
it all looks like food to me
<glances over shoulder waaaaaaay down food chain>
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:01:01 (#)
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america has bush.
and its choc full of americans.
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Wow. Did you learn all that in Grad School?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:06:32 EDT (#)
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Damn, that's right. I forgot the salt water crocodiles.
Fuck I suck at at life.
<shoots self, dies>
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:02:44 EDT (#)
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Oi dingo oight moi baby.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:01:01 EDT (#)
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america has bush.
and its choc full of americans.
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:00:03 EDT (#)
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not sure if somebody mentioned it, but you forgot crocodiles too.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:56:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU FORGOT THE DEADLY SHELLS
AND THE DEADLY FISH
AND SOME OF THE SHEEP ARE JUST VICIOUS
ALSO HOUSEFLIES ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
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True. I also forgot the baby eating dingos! That's 25 reasons to hate Australia now.
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, wildlife post.
Here in the U.S., several species of non-venomous snakes (i.e. indigo and kingsnakes) are immune to the toxins of our vipers (the only other venomous snake in the U.S. outside the viper family is the coral snake) and maybe the coral. I'm not sure, but kingsakes and indigos are known to eat smaller venomous and non-venomous snakes. I wonder if they are immune to other families of venomous snakes, i.e. Australia's top 10. Just a thought.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:52:57 EDT (#)
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There's a snake called a Death Adder? Jesus! There's something I wouldn't fuck with.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fine fuck you then. keep the -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:29:01 (#)
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"The pain is resistant to morphine...."
RESISTANT TO MORPHINE!!!!!!!!!!!
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that's when I'm like "I'm staying inside"
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:50:57 EDT (#)
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fuck. sorry.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:44:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot Dropbears.
If you don't like it,
Don't come here.
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Duh, shithead. Did you not see the part where I said this is one Yank you'll never have to worry about? Don't they teach you idiots how to read down there?
I know all about drop bears, fucktard. Willy and Thorpe already filled me in.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steve Erwin (Irwin?) is a freak.
Seriously, is that guy into beastiality or what?! He gets a wee bit too excited rasslin' dem animals.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE TO GO AWAY AND TAKE MY MEDICATION NOW
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot Dropbears.
If you don't like it,
Don't come here.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY DADDY USED TO EAT FOOT LONG CENTIPEDES WHEN HE WAS DRUNK AND DARED TO
I LOVE MY DADDY
HE TAUGHT ME TO USE A CHAINSAW WHEN I WAS 10
TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE RABID KILLER MICE
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:43:57 EDT (#)
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I say you guys invade... liberate us from the tyranny of animalia!
Redbacks are the worst little fuckers. They're everywhere and poisonous as fuck... Check under any patio or outside furniture and you'll find no less than 5 of these fuckers. I think you guys call them "black widows" or something.
Also, the "inland taipan" is called the "western taipan" here too. Though I think it might only be queenslanders who say it.
Gundam Orstralyins.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU FORGOT THE DEADLY SHELLS
AND THE DEADLY FISH
AND SOME OF THE SHEEP ARE JUST VICIOUS
ALSO HOUSEFLIES ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Professional Peon, in a review of one of Saxon's posts, said "everything in Australia will eat you."
From what I can tell, she's right.
Saxon has told me though that the Gold Coast is THE best place to surf.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loike we needed a reason
Submitted by Thetenthofus (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:31:06 EDT (#)
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We have some fluffy cute animals too.....
Submitted by Soup_Captain (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:30:23 EDT (#)
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Why is it that all animal life in australia is concentrated on killing everything?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 00:29:01 EDT (#)
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"The pain is resistant to morphine...."
RESISTANT TO MORPHINE!!!!!!!!!!!