The philsophical ranting of a pothead. (487 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.18 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by uh oh (View user info) at 2005-10-03 01:25:44 EDT
I came up with this while smoking a bowl and watching the Insomniac tour on Comedy Central.
So was the universe created by intelligent design? No. If you look at quantum physics you see that on a small scale everything is totally random. Now, to a larger scale. According to the big bang theory, the universe explodes and grows but eventually shrinks and turns back into that single ball of energy and this happens an infinite number of times. People think that for our universe to exist it must have been designed by an intellegent being but if the universe can be created an infinite number of times then the universe we are currently experiencing happened at complete random. Maybe in a past universe it was exactly the same except that there was one extra hydrogen atom in the universe. Because of inifinity this could very well be true.
See, everyone is looking for a beginning so that they can try and explain the end. But, there is no true beginning so just live life and enjoy whatever randomly happens.
Punch it, Chewie!
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:10:09 EDT (#)
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There's a theory that say-WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAT???!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:59:27 EDT (#)
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wow this makes Kerouac look like a hack
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-03 08:35:12 EDT (#)
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That's the thing about weed - it makes even the most mundane and pedestrian concepts seem brilliant and significant.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - don't post while high. Unless your name is shitfuck.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-03 08:18:00 EDT (#)
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from one pothead to another....you suck...smoke petroleum.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:27:16 EDT (#)
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think of all that yourself? wow.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
-Einstein
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-10-03 05:03:14 EDT (#)
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Waste of time, with no real solid points.
Lace it with rat poison next time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:52:53 EDT (#)
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There is an ultra-hardcore of pot smokers that think that they are special and insightful. Let me tell you now, just becuase you have memorised a load of psudoscince babble from daytime TV and moralistic rhetoric from science fiction series does not make you some kind of guru.
Also you cannot play your instrument that well, you are not good looking enough to make it into TV (let alone film), your short stories are hackneyed crap at best and plagerised crap at worst. You will not get rich quikly and with no effort, responsibility really isn't that frightening and you aren't 'too good' for 9 to 5.
Deal with it.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:56:44 EDT (#)
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i think therefore you people exist. i'm going to sleep--- so get ready to cease to exist. or something like that.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:29:49 EDT (#)
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i hope your next joint is laced with PCP
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:19:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:09:59 EDT (#)
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sorry
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-03 02:08:59 EDT (#)
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"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
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"There is a theory which states that if anyone ever discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
Douglas Adams
Stephen Hawking sez the universe is actually finite.
Don't call Stephen Hawking if you have hat eating parallel universes in your apartment. Take my word for this! http://www.ubersite.com/m/72249
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:45:51 EDT (#)
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Shut up.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:38:45 EDT (#)
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inhale more deeply next time.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:34:05 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up.