I'm a liberal because I'm pro-choice (582 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.14 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Buddha (View user info) at 2005-10-03 04:10:10 EDT
Are all of you so friggin' lazy that you'd just look at a person's stance on one issue and instantly throw him into a category, thus assuming his position on all the other issues at the same time?
Let's just look at abortion.
Pro-choice = Liberal = Tree hugger = Anti-death penalty = Commie = Bleeding heart wimp = Anti-war = Wiccan New Age anti-Christian Satanic cocksucker = Democrat = Pro-gay = ACLU = Terrorist = Drug addict
Pro-life = Conservative = Redneck = Republican = Bush lover = Pro-death = Warmonger = Christian fundamentalist theocracy fanatic = Anti-gay = Lumberjack = Baby seal clubber = World dominating madman = Racist slave owner
What the hell does being pro-choice have to do with terrorism or war? Does being pro-life mean that you eat Arabs for lunch?
It's too easy to forget that hardly anyone at all is a true Republican or Democrat. Siding with a party on a majority of stances doesn't mean that you agree with it totally, and certainly cannot be taken to mean that you even identify with its values or support its leaders.
Pull your head outta your asses.
Just for the record, I'm anti-war, pro-gay, very pro-death penalty, pro-secularism, pro-choice, anti-commie, and anti-hippie. Oh, and definitely pro-sexual immorality.
Use condoms.
P.S. I'm anti-spellcheck.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:57:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Im an anti-abortion pro-war liberal.
Liberal=communist has to be the most illogical step ever.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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Fuckin' commie treehuggers.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:11:27 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:54:19 (#)
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pro-gay?
Like dale winton? a professional homo?
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Thupermarket thweep!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:52:49 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you're right. Not Right, I mean correct.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:40:26 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-03 08:49:28 EDT (#)
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I love BDSM and hard-core gay sex.
What?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:57:58 EDT (#)
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Conservative Republicans are baby seal killers? Perhaps someone ought to tell the Canadians that. From what I remember a hell of alot of Canadians even dislike their liberal counterparts from the south who come into Canada to raise hell about this issue.
I never once assumed just because someone is pro-choice that they are democrats. But it is a good bet that if something bad happens to someone and the first thing out of someone's mouth is "it is the government's fault" or "why didn't the government help" or "Bush caused global warming", etc...the same ole shit repeated over and over and over and over ... unless they are sitting underneath a fuckin' M1A2 Abrams with Bush as the driver; that, more than not this person is a whining, pathetic, socialist/commie pinko moron. And just because they are "pro-choice" it doesnt mean they are.
No offense to Williamson out there, who fits in another category, and will probably will learn soon enough that most socialist Americans are the anti-corporate, wealth redistributing, lazy fucking "gimme gimme" crowd who would love nothing less than free health care and a government-subsidized apartment to live in so they can smoke pot in all day and go to anti-government rallys with their pot-smoking buddies. Get a job you worthless motherfuckers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-03 07:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:54:19 (#)
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pro-gay?
Like dale winton? a professional homo?
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-03 06:18:34 EDT (#)
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Pro-life = Conservative = Redneck = Republican = Bush lover = Pro-death = Warmonger = Christian fundamentalist theocracy fanatic = Anti-gay = Lumberjack = Baby seal clubber = World dominating madman = Racist slave owner
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Well, THIS part was right as far as I'm concerned...
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-03 05:02:22 EDT (#)
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I'm pro me.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:54:19 EDT (#)
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pro-gay?
Like dale winton? a professional homo?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:42:45 EDT (#)
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The death penalty is stoopid and goes against the fundamental principles of our government. It's a ridiculous and sloppy punishment that's currently failed to have any impact on crime anywhere. That's a fact Jack, no impact whatsoever.
Unless you kill lots and lots of people, like those commie bastards.
OMG! PRO DEATH PENALTY = LENIN LOVIN' COMMIE!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:22:30 EDT (#)
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lol fag
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:22:29 EDT (#)
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i liked it.
even though i'm pro commie/pro miracle.