Chicken in a Biskit (6116 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.81 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2005-10-03 11:39:43 EDT
This is my box of Nabisco Flavor Originals Chicken in a Biskit.
Do not reach into this box and grab a cracker or I will chop your hands off and watch you bleed to death in my kitchen.
I am not even kidding. As a matter of fact, if you look at this box in a way I feel threatened, I'll take a rusty scratch awl from my toolbox and ram it into one of your eyeballs. As you scream in pain, I will snack on the delicious treat while holding the telephone arms length away from you to get the medical dire treatment you need.
What are you doing? Are you eyeing my snack crackers? I can sense it in you.
Before you question my ability to respond in such a manner, you should know that the last person who placed his hand on my box of Chicken in a Biskit snacks was found dismembered and placed into local restaurant trash receptacles in four different states.
A former friend I had merely questioned me politely for a taste of the delectable treat. That night, I saw to it that his house burned to the ground with his entire family inside. I nearly felt bad when I heard the loud thudding and screams coming from behind the doors I had barricated shut. The box of treats is less than the cost of materials I used as an accelerant to torch the home of my ex-friend. But this is action was based principle, not economics.
Maybe you might think you can go to one of a variety of local establishments, such as gas stations or grocery stores, to get your own package of Chicken in a Biskit crackers. You could do this, of course. As long as I don't know you do it, because you should understand that if I know you like Chicken in a Biskit as I do; you're more likely to dip into a future box of mine when my back is turned. This cannot stand! I will not back down or relent in defending my box of scrumptious munchies.
I'm watching you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-06 00:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lick a battery
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-05 23:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This story owns face.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-05 23:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i literally just discovered those crackers a few minutes ago and they are soooooooo good
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-03 16:54:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
what i do, is I take a Chikkie Bikkie, then I get some Cheez-in-a-Can, either Bacon Cheddar or Sharp Cheddar, spray a generous squiggle ON IT, then top it with another Chikkie Bikkie for a lil' sammich....
BEST
SNACK
EVAR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
I swear to god we need to hook up!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-03 22:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL YOUR SNAK ARE BELONG TO ME
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-03 16:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what i do, is I take a Chikkie Bikkie, then I get some Cheez-in-a-Can, either Bacon Cheddar or Sharp Cheddar, spray a generous squiggle ON IT, then top it with another Chikkie Bikkie for a lil' sammich....
BEST
SNACK
EVAR
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:20:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel the same way man.
But I'd never even think about touching another man's chicken in a biscuit crackers. Ever.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never heard of them, so I guess I am safe.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel the same way man.
But I'd never even think about touching another man's chicken in a biscuit crackers. Ever.
I'd kick his dog first. And kicking another man's dog is pretty darn low. So I wouldn't do that. But I'd do it before I ever thought about touching his delicious chicken in a biscuit crackers.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm... splooge-tastic.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL YOUR SNAK ARE BELONG TO ME
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BEST CRACKAR EVAR.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those crackers are ridiculously dry. I once bet a friend he couldn't eat an entire box without drinking water, and then when he couldn't do it, I refused to give him water anyway. Luckily he was too dehydrated to vomit in my house.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall never look at snacky crackas again.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-03 13:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL YOUR SNAK ARE BELONG TO ME
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate the rest of the box while you were writing this post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel this way about goldfish.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't had those in years. My favorite part of the experience is licking the chickenbiskity flavored powder from my fingers after demolishing a good portion of the box. I just added them to my shit to get grocery list. Thank you.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see no chicken! Me? Thinking of chicken? Nevar.... (now I'm afraid...)
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STABKILL
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Regular cheez-its suck. Now the white cheddar is pretty good. But I'd have to put Kraft Cheese Nips Four Cheese pretty high as well. But the standard cheez-its is shitty. I'm not a fan of goldfish either, but oddly enough they are one of those things that you can't stop eating even though they aren't terribly great. It must be the MSG.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you stuff those AND the swiss cheese flavoured ones into your mouth at the same time it's junk-food heaven, man.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-03 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicken/biscuit flavored crackers?
All yours dude.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those look gross.
Don't stab me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Those crackers suck.
Cheez-its are better.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that I'm gonna go to KFC for lunch now.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-03 11:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those crackers suck.
Cheez-its are better.