Deaf Or Blind? (1169 hits)
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Submitted by Its Always Seven (View user info) at 2003-05-19 02:07:47 EDT
Would you rather be...
Deaf or blind?
Shot or stabbed?
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-08-24 02:18:54 EDT (#)
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deaf, because there is shit u can get that will allow u to hear.
i would rather be shot w/ a .22 in the thigh
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-05-19 17:46:58 EDT (#)
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<DUMBSHIT>
Just because I am an anal retentive bitch I will uncensor heavenswalls post.
Ladies and gents and dogs without fleas,
Cover your ears and listenup please.
I stand here before you to stand right beside you
And tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free so pay at the door,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
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One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys came out to fight.
Back to back they faced eachother,
Drew thier swords and shot eachother.
A deaf policeman heard this noise,
Came out and shot the two dead boys.
If you do not belive this lie is true,
Ask the blindman he saw it too.
</DUMBSHIT>
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-19 17:38:40 EDT (#)
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hmmm probably blind. i am a musician, and being able to hear seems to me to be more important than being able to see.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-05-19 13:15:58 EDT (#)
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Deaf.
I think about this a lot. I would rather not hear beautiful music than never again
see a sunset or the beach. Plus, you can still watch movies and read the subtitles.
I get accosted by homeless people all the time.. I pretend that I am deaf.
It usually works and they fuck off.
-BerZ
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-19 13:02:17 EDT (#)
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Dead.
Submitted by bellauk (user info) at 2003-05-19 09:47:49 EDT (#)
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blind and shot definately - though as long as there a good shot....... and it's too the head........ and I die straight away ..... personally I would have prefered the guilotine (sp) quick and painless.
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-05-19 09:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think that i would choose blind. And i would definately be shot.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-05-19 09:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-19 08:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm already deaf and blind and I was just shot then stabbed yesterday. Thanks for reminding me, asshole.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-19 07:44:58 EDT (#)
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I wish I could shoot you in the head and stab your fucking eyes out. Then you'd be both.
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-05-19 06:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
deaf, stabbed
-2 for making me think about either
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-19 03:11:42 EDT (#)
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One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other.
Pulled their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe this story, it's true;
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"...
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-05-19 02:30:11 EDT (#)
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deaf.
so pay me money and take a shot
lead-fill the hole in me