Some methods for entity creation (463 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.77 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adam Harker <kingdamien3.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-03 14:52:08 EDT
So you want to make your house haunted?
1)Spend some time inviting dead people you've known or from history into your home (at night)
2)Imagine yourself making love to dead people you've known or from history (Energy connection)
3)Re-inact murder or suicide (Theatre Style) to entice or mimic an actual event.
4)Compromise your five senses with drugs/alcohol to loosen the tight bond of reality and allow a doorway for enity crossover.
5) Allow yourself to be afraid and creeped out, the weaker your resolve against them, the easier it is for them to appear and create disturbances. The stronger you are, the weaker it makes them. Remember they are weak to begin with, shallow remebrences of the past. Careful not to crush them and you may be able to enjoy the company of a spirit in your home.
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Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-10-03 19:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
basically, become weak minded or delusional
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-03 16:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds more like ways to improve power of suggestion.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG.
WTF?
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:53:05 EDT (#)
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"OMG. Umm It's a television program on the Sci-fi channel. Sorry for confusing you and causing you so much pain while trying to process that comment."
Actually, Stargate was originally a kickass movie. The television program sucks. You had gained nerd points by referencing it, but then you totally lost them by talking about the tv show instead of the movie.
And your post was really bizarre, and not all that funny.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've already read one post today that made me wish I had my nuts stepped on by a giraffe and gave it a 0.
Sorry you weren't the first.
Please don't post here again, -2nami, die!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:31:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PLEASE DISREGARD ANYTHING WHATTHEHELL SAYS.. HE'S RETARDED AND DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:26:45 EDT (#)
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HEY... YOU 2 QUEERS SHOULD GET A ROOM.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:19:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:07:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is Stargate?!? Is that some gay "in joke" used by seppo homosexuals or lameass computer nerd faggots who think there sense of humour can be programmed in forlan?
Fuck off loser.
"OMG. Umm It's a television program on the Sci-fi channel. Sorry for confusing you and causing you so much pain while trying to process that comment."
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Yeah, because my whole life should revolve around the "sci-fi channel".
What are you, 12 years old?
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:07:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is Stargate?!? Is that some gay "in joke" used by seppo homosexuals or lameass computer nerd faggots who think there sense of humour can be programmed in forlan?
Fuck off loser.
"OMG. Umm It's a television program on the Sci-fi channel. Sorry for confusing you and causing you so much pain while trying to process that comment."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is Stargate?!? Is that some gay "in joke" used by seppo homosexuals or lameass computer nerd faggots who think there sense of humour can be programmed in forlan?
Fuck off loser.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:05:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah.. I HATE those fuckers that post more than once a day.
THOSE BASTARDS!!
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:03:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:56:27 (#)
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"I can't decide if I love you or hate you. Either way, you're a psycho. I guess that makes us birds of a feather."
I would certainly rather be loved than hated for my somewhat skewed version of reality.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:58:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just going to assume that you are posting twice a day because your after one of those celebrated bannings.
Hopefully it will happen sooner rather than later.
Sorry, I wasn't aware of a (1) post limit on writing. I will try to refrain in the future. Thanks for the info, you have been a productive citizen today. Now go watch Stargate.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-03 15:03:39 EDT (#)
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Or you could simply call forth the hounds of hell via an Oujia board.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:59:32 EDT (#)
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Eat my ass, fuckface.
This post sucked.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:58:56 EDT (#)
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I'm just going to assume that you are posting twice a day because your after one of those celebrated bannings.
Hopefully it will happen sooner rather than later.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:56:27 EDT (#)
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I can't decide if I love you or hate you. Either way, you're a psycho. I guess that makes us birds of a feather.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:55:58 EDT (#)
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(Scratches head, balls, sniffs)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-03 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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6) Grasp a flagon of mead, and shout HUZZAH!, next thing you know, you will have teleported yourself to the 16th Century!