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Bart Cilfone: From Simple Boy to Legendary Hero (1354 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.97 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OTW (View user info) at 2005-10-04 04:36:45 EDT









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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-10 04:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-10 04:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW. BRILLIANT!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-10 03:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, I just saw this. I would have given it a +2 for the first picture alone.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, that first pic is just all kinds of creepy.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought I had rated this already???

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Distilled Awesome.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's imaginative.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:34:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

wow.

solid

fucking

gold.

teh hallelujah!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha!

Bart must get so creeped out by shit like this.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny stuff

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow.

solid

fucking

gold.

teh hallelujah!

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking awesome.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Serious skillz.

*complicated hand gesture*

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eggsalent.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking unbelievable. Awesome post, man.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was some awesome photoshop skillz.


Good show!!

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First picture traumatized me

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This started off ugly.



And by ugly I mean the baby bart. He's gonna give me nightmares. Turned out to be a hottie though so YEAH FOR HAPPY ENDINGS!!!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't really read the captions but that is some damn fine photoshopping.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddamn you kick arse.

I think you may have won the PS comp, by the way. I haven't counted up the scores but you seemed to have a fair few.

I'm just too damned lazy to count them.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm extremely jealous of your overall rating, and would like to -2 die this, even though I
laughed wholeheartedly, but I'm afraid if I did, that BartBart would throw me out.

Plus it kicked all sorts of ass!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Off_The_Wagon
User id: 21571
Registered on or around: 2005-08-28 21:58:43
# Messages posted: 4
# Reviews written: 78
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 96
# Hits: 2732
Average rating of all messages: 1.96


Yeesh, lookitcha go. Excellent start, dude. Thanks for the advice on my post, I responded there.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what a quality post is supposed to look like.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know I tend to avoid Bart ass-kissing posts but this was good work, well done

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GLORIOUS!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And lo, he came to his seat of power, and peace fell upon the land.

Why is Manic in the same group as the date rapist and the kid who won't stop talking shit? What did she ever do?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Hey Manic you're a warrier! Go girl!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-04 06:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Typo: You misspelled "intArweb"...


But this was fucking classic.

B@U

When is somebody going to get that running?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great job

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lobo (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Easily the Kicker Of All Ass. Let the glorious +2's come your way...

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was so fuckin great , made me laugh .. hard

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-04 04:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

probably the worst post I have ever seen

eat a shit and die


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of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!

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