Rape competition (6177 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.63 on 177 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2005-10-04 07:31:50 EDT
Compete in this battle of wits to win a fantastic prize.
Finish the following sentence. My favorite response will win teh prize.
"Is it rape if...."
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is fucking gay you should have just set everything on fire
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-11 04:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
As I sat here contemplating which simplistic rating might best describe my feelings about this wretched little post that still attracts the gleeful participation of some of ubersite's grumpiest dorks - I suddenly smiled at the realization how much this review will irritate some of the various nerds following along.
Now, as the good professor has fucked his face right off of this here site - I am stepping in and will now provide my judgment for this horrid little contest.
Most of them sucked - and some of you degenerates need new meds. Some where quite good - all things considered.
For those of you idiots who get your panties all twisted up because I have no right judging this contest - I say: you are absolutely right, now fuck off.
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Honorable mentions:
Submitted by Dreg Ranking: 2
it's Dan Quayle raping a whale down by the bay.
Submitted by lucid Ranking: -2
you're rich and famous?
Submitted by Hexidecimal Ranking: 1
she asks you for money afterwards
Submitted by Berty Ranking: 0
... I'm doing it for Jesus?"
THE WINNER:
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Submitted by Orgasmatron Ranking: 2
I believe Sir Thomas Wyatt (1503 - 1542) said it best with his classic poem "Is It Rape"
Is it rape
That's the high debate.
Is it when she's been sedate...ed
And done by midgets, short but great?
Is it rape?
Is it rape,
That cruel intent,
When clown skeet has been shot and spent,
Inside your mother, who did not relent?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
That she may find
With cucumbers thrust in her behind
While behind her, Carrot Top does grind?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
To put my one-eye
Against Bea Arthur's wrinkled thigh
Becuase her box is much too dry?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
If the horse is soft
And barnyard fellatio must be sworn off
But she gets diddled by Vincent D'Onof...rio
Is it rape?
All is rape
You'd best believe
I'm raping now, but don't you grieve
A sibling inside your mom I'll leave
All is rape
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Second Place:
Submitted by darko Ranking: 0
You pay her, then get out of the car and kill her and take your money back?
Strongest candidate for actual rapist:
Submitted by Draqus Ranking: 2
...you shout "surprise" afterwards?
Extra credit for quoting GOD:
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld Ranking: 1
Submitted by zoobie2000 Ranking: -2
rape isn't funny or entertaining
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Unless you're raping a clown
I offer no prize - direct all complaints to http://www.ubersite.com/u/professorfuckface
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-11 03:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The diaper falls off?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-11 02:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she keeps the baby?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjqJlhlV1TA
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's girl on girl? http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071208/NEWS01/712080376/1077/COL02
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...you pay the whores with counterfeit money?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
An actor is playing a rapist in the movie so he tries it to better know his motivation?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she calls you the next day?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is it rape if...
shes dead?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sha says "BAAAAAA"
Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-10 22:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...shes fugly?
...if her muffled grunts sound like a 'yes'?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-10 22:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not funny?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 21:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-27 15:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You pay her, then get out of the car and kill her and take your money back?
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Grand Theft Auto?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope says it is?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-04 04:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... if you jizz out the window 'cause, you know, you don't have any tissue and you can't be bothered to clean the sheets and it spatters on the vag of a naked woman sunbathing next door and she gets pregnant?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-04 04:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're 17, having sex with a 15 year old on the night before your 18th birthday. You finish at 12:05 am the day of your birthday and you are now 18, being in violation of your states stauatory rape laws.
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depends on if your lawyer argues time of birth at trial.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 04:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you give a reach around?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 03:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a get out of jail free card on you?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're 17, having sex with a 15 year old on the night before your 18th birthday. You finish at 12:05 am the day of your birthday and you are now 18, being in violation of your states stauatory rape laws.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike Nifong tries to prosecute you for it?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she screams her ex's name?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't touch the sides?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 02:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want a lolRape post done
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-04 01:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...the stripper's crying?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 01:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RAPE!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-04 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bump
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-27 15:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You pay her, then get out of the car and kill her and take your money back?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-27 15:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE RAPE!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-20 16:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it's your favorite pet?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 18:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in a raping mood
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-14 12:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring back the rape competition!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-09 10:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you tuck it in to pretend your a lesbian who is doing the raping?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-09 09:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would there even be rape if men understood this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59387
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-09 08:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...she is a hot lesbian and youre doing a public service?
...you wiped your dick on their curtians on the way out?
...the dog was REALLLY cute?.
...she was in a coma?
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-10-09 02:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...You have to fold it in?
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-10-09 00:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...if she fucking deserved it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-08 19:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she blinks twice for yes?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-08 16:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my vote for the best:
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:00:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
you bought her flowers?
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I couldn't compete with that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-08 15:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sombody needs some deep dicking?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-08 14:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
... it's leap year, you're from different time zones and it's really really dark?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-10-08 00:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it rape if no one's there to hear it fall?
What is the sound of one person raping?
There's no such thing as a free rape.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-07 20:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AbErFiTcHaLiCiA3: if im such a dumb fuckin cunt
AbErFiTcHaLiCiA3: then dont talk to me!
kaisersorse143: but watching you get angry is funny
AbErFiTcHaLiCiA3: ok?
AbErFiTcHaLiCiA3: im busy kaisersorse143: busy entertaining me
kaisersorse143: so what else makes you angry>?
kaisersorse143: when a black guy rapes you in the ass and the mace doesnt seem to work?
kaisersorse143: yeah, it happens, those black guys kinda develop a tolerance kaisersorse143: dont feel too bad, it happens to all girls that wear too much makeup
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-07 20:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, rape hasn't been this fun since Kobe Bryant
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-07 19:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape hasn't been this fun since Martha Stewart was released from prison
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it rape if you're not black?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:41:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
it's Urbane?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/20207
classy, pal.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-07 16:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...she can't remember when she wakes up?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-07 14:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a great Idea!!
I laughed at these reviews till I peed!!
Upon hearing all these reviews, I have deduced that rape is just a figment of imagination and doesn't actually exist.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she was on top?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-10-06 23:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if she's a leafs fan?
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-10-06 17:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The flowers aren't yellow?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe Sir Thomas Wyatt (1503 - 1542) said it best with his classic poem "Is It Rape"
Is it rape
That's the high debate.
Is it when she's been sedate...ed
And done by midgets, short but great?
Is it rape?
Is it rape,
That cruel intent,
When clown skeet has been shot and spent,
Inside your mother, who did not relent?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
That she may find
With cucumbers thrust in her behind
While behind her, Carrot Top does grind?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
To put my one-eye
Against Bea Arthur's wrinkled thigh
Becuase her box is much too dry?
Is it rape?
Is it rape
If the horse is soft
And barnyard fellatio must be sworn off
But she gets diddled by Vincent D'Onof...rio
Is it rape?
All is rape
You'd best believe
I'm raping now, but don't you grieve
A sibling inside your mom I'll leave
All is rape
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's your sister?
it's in the peehole?
If you accidently fall on top of her naked body and her legs happen to be spread apart and her feet and legs tied to posts you placed in the ground and she is blindfolded and gagged, but it was all accidental.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
rape isn't funny or entertaining
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Unless your raping a clown
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:45:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
"She says 'NO' in another language?"
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They ALL say no to you, you fucking fatassed blockhead. Just assume that
WHATEVER they are mumbling behind the ducttape you've put over their mouth is "NO"
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HAHA! Alters are cool. It means you can be gutless and stupid and people won't really know who you are.
Keep up the good work there Profet. Everybody's listening to what you say.
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"Is it rape if they are constantly throwing themselves at your cock?" (That one's for you baby.)
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-10-05 20:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she is a he
she's dead
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-10-05 20:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he hasn't lost his baby teeth yet?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...her children are watching and crying while being held at gun point, and you're taping the whole thing to put on the internet on www.rapedchicks.com?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you used a ribbed condom for her pleasure?
Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
"She says 'NO' in another language?"
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They ALL say no to you, you fucking fatassed blockhead. Just assume that
WHATEVER they are mumbling behind the ducttape you've put over their mouth is "NO"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn Caulaincourt beat me to it. little French faggot(oops that was redundant)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it rape if lojope says it is?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you do it to goatse
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...I do it to myself?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give her an enema afterwards filled with the blood she lost
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if he/she is MY nigger, surely I can do whatever I want to MY nigger?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you bought her flowers?
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its my mom
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...you don't know sign language?
...its on school property?
...you do it twice and she only says no the second time.
...it's in her ass.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
correct zoobie, it is both entertaining and funny
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rape isn't funny or entertaining
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Mike Tyson is involved.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... I just weed in her?"
... I rub myself against a girl on the bus?"
... I crank one out and then shake someone's hand?"
... I'm the president?"
... I'm doing it for Jesus?"
... She's my sister?"
... She's asleep/dead?"
... she's fat?"
... she turns out to be a dude?"
... she's preggers and goes in to labour?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... she's my property?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... she came like a train?"
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2005-10-05 07:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have to dig them up first?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 06:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:07:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
...she's dressed all slutty and asking for it?
Naw... not really. I was just typing what 'a_reader' was thinking. She has yet to post anything under that handle, although that's the name under which she reviews messages. Anything that coward actually submits is under 'bluto.'
my real answer:
....if she polishes my knob without my consent?
Read it here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76460
Wait a minute... what the beer battered fuck? I was finishing the sentence, as the rules of the game insist... follow me here... "Is it rape if... it's Urbane?" Get it now? Mean? Yeah, so?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-05 06:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....if it comes out with at least an inch of red-tip.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...she has more than two legs...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...she's dressed all slutty and asking for it?
Naw... not really. I was just typing what 'a_reader' was thinking. She has yet to post anything under that handle, although that's the name under which she reviews messages. Anything that coward actually submits is under 'bluto.'
my real answer:
....if she polishes my knob without my consent?
Read it here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76460
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-10-05 02:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...both people were too drunk to be fully aware of what was going on? (I've heard this enough to think booze may be a contributing factor in a lot of "date rapes". The "rapist" is sometimes tormented for life, wondering what really happened.)
...the person being "acted upon" (male or female) waits until the other person is about to orgasm to say, "No, stop!"
...a girl or woman is the aggressor, whether the other party is male or female? Some women think they have carte blanche to do whatever they want regarding this type of behavior, mostly because society hasn't yet held them accountable(as a group)for any kind of oppressive behavior.
...a person may feel remorse for sexual activity after the fact, and try to blame the other party?
Unfortunately, this crime can often fall into a gray area, making things complicated for real victims of real, actual rape, just because some people are fucktards who can't acknowledge what they want or feel with a clear mind.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-10-05 02:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you get assbanged and die.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...he cums first?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's Urbane?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's black?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...due to the fact that she is a mute, she can't say no.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is it rape if its with a dildo?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-10-05 01:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sat through a julia roberts movie beforehand?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if shes a giraffe?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you cant ejaculate?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you cant feel anything?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if shes not even legally in the country and therefore cannot sue you?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if she legally isnt a person?
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...the duct tape prevents her from saying 'no?'
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:33:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
if it's lojope?
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This one was great. A lot of these suck, though. Give the prize to Caulaincourt.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... you dont comr?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont have any alters
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it turns out the girl was just one of Method's alters?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you dont pay the whore....no seriously is that rape or theft or what?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you agree to pay for the abortion?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The prosecution drops it's case and you convince the girl to settle in the civil suit?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's http://www.lemonparty.org ?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you miss and end up fucking one of her fat rolls.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...she forgets to duck?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you do it in a forest near the tree that fell and made no sound?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you go in at half mast?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...her twat is that big and you tripped?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you do her in her tracheotomy?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... you're deaf, dumb, and can't read lips?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... you accept cab fare afterwards?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....HE says no while sporting wood?
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...if it's a child
It's pedophilia, not rape
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...Electro doesn't even wake up?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she likes it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of these "answers" are fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... you put in just the tip.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you tell her you love her
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...it's family
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The preschooler was giving you the look.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...Draqus, that was my fucking line, and you *know* it...
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you shout "surprise" afterwards?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...if the dog got there first?"
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You paid for regular then stuck it up her butt?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you fall asleep and when you wake up she's still there
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...the fetus was dead more than 24 hours ago?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she has to ask if it's in yet?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...the perpetrator is Eric Rice?
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... she showed you a fake ID?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you kill her first?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she calls you daddy?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
under that law retard sex is statuatory rape.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:23:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
...a person subjects another person to sexual penetration, or forces another person to make a sexual penetration on himself or another, or on a beast, against the will of the victim or under conditions in which the perpetrator knows or should know that the victim is mentally or physically incapable of resisting or understanding the nature of his conduct?
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this one was fucking brilliant.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...it's not funny?
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...she's a chocolate-faced cotton-picker?
Submitted by Hexidecimal (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
she asks you for money afterwards
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
...a person subjects another person to sexual penetration, or forces another person to make a sexual penetration on himself or another, or on a beast, against the will of the victim or under conditions in which the perpetrator knows or should know that the victim is mentally or physically incapable of resisting or understanding the nature of his conduct?
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this one was fucking brilliant.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're rich and famous?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if shes dead?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if the little tyke has spina bifida
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... you give yer titties a squeeze at the same time?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...if you're all alone?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... you tuck her in afterwards and read her her favorite bedtime story?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it rape if you paid for her dinner?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He/She/It is related to Shlongy?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... the alternative is a squattail post?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you fuck her through her feeding tube
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
she orgasms?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's Dan Quayle raping a whale down by the bay.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...you do it in a sperm bank
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-04 10:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it rape if you use lube?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
......you do her in the pooper and she licks the chocolate off your knob afterwards.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... if you wipe your dick off on the curtains before you leave?
Submitted by meomy (user info) at 2005-10-04 09:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it rape if its a sheep?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...if she stops breathing?
Submitted by tamcginn (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...the nice officer with the broomstick in his fist does it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"She says 'NO' in another language?"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...a person subjects another person to sexual penetration, or forces another person to make a sexual penetration on himself or another, or on a beast, against the will of the victim or under conditions in which the perpetrator knows or should know that the victim is mentally or physically incapable of resisting or understanding the nature of his conduct?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...if her dad Hi-Fives me during?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if it's lojope?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...her mom watches?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jesus.
Is it rape if I pulled out?
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... if she said no after the orgasm?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you have MPD and you screw yourself without your permission.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...it happens in the woods and no one hears it?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
squatail gets it up the ass with a splintery broomstick?
Sorry, really not seeing the humour in all these rape posts today.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 08:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...I'm her dad?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She isn't awake?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...her wittle pelvis cracks?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
life support or answering? or is it something else completely different that falls into the "british humour" category
you are too fat to enter anyway
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it rape if their machine is off?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never said anything about stopping at twice
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
she posted twice in one morning and they both were worthless pieces of shit? thats pretty much asking for it, right?
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The child wanted to see Michael Jackson?"
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The child came to the preacher in the first place?"
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 07:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I tie up her Mother and fuck her with a series of industrial Pistons?"