I'm sorry, okay? Now shut up and stop crying. (NSFW) (2332 hits)
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Rating: 1.86 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-04 11:10:51 EDT
"When am I going to camp?"
"Tomorrow."
"I thought it was today."
"No, tomorrow."
"....Are you sure?"
"Do I look stupid to you? The girls have a checkup on Thursday and you leave the day before, which is Wednesday, and today is Tuesday. I have it all worked out."
"It's just that you said last week the girls' checkup is Wednesday."
"Oh for crying out... I'll go and check the note, okay? Will that make you happy? Honestly, the lack of respect I get around here..."
THREE MINUTES LATER
"Start packing. Everything on this list."
"Is he going today?"
"YES! Pack!"
"What time?"
"Half an hour ago."
"Yes, hello, my son is supposed to be going to camp today, and we're running very late, and we live an hour away."
"Yes, I'll hold."
"Straight to the campsite? We can do that.. where is it?"
"Where?"
"JOONDALUP?"
"Okay. No, that's fine."
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Says here he needs a pair of outdoor shoes, and a pair of water shoes."
"So, boots and old sneakers."
"That'll do it."
"They're at Joe's."
"...well, I guess you can use sandals in the water instead as long as you have your boots."
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, AT ROB'S???"
"Thanks for my new shoes, Mum."
"Don't talk to me."
HALF AN HOUR LATER
"Are we there yet?"
"Not even close."
AN HOUR, $40 ON PETROL, TWO TAKEAWAY COFFEES AND 4 WRONG TURNS LATER
"Hi! I'm Seth, this is Mum. She forgot to bring me earlier because she isn't very smart."
"Do I get a hug goodbye, Seth?"
"Do you think you deserve one?"
This is what happens to children who have parents like me.
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Do you think you deserve one?"
*smack*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 11:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahah.
Ahaha.
Aha.
Hardly my best review, but I'm out for now.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because
"Do I get a hug goodbye, Seth?"
"Do you think you deserve one?"
almost made me spit my tea out with laughter... almost..
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YESSSSSSS
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh darling, you're exceedingly underappreciated. But your son is very funny if he actually said that.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the dick sucking picture
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking hitwhore
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exactly
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome (even though you never respond to any of my email)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a plus two for your writing skills.
Have a hypothetical +2 billion for...
"Do I get a hug goodbye, Seth?"
"Do you think you deserve one?"
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
AshK's BACK!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR GLORY HOLE
Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, I've actually seen the porno where the woman is sucking the cock through the wall. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yuck. That woman sho is ugly.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, you are right. Must have been the Foster's, that stuff is just too strong.
And when your dingaling is that small, the choices are limited......
Submitted by tamcginn (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed out loud! Then I cried; I think these might be my children in the future. God help 'em
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-04 13:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are new boots more or less expensive than therapy?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toby, I'd be more worried about people knowing you put your dingaling in that poor old bleached blonde trout.
Okay, yeah, and the small dick thing.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't tell anyone it is me on the other side of the wall in the next to last picture. I don't want anyone knowing that I am that small.
Shit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw that, peckerhead - it cheered me up immeasurably. Thank you.
Ash - It's so good to see you around again. Post already, woman, tell us where you've been.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a plus two for your writing skills.
Have a hypothetical +2 billion for...
"Do I get a hug goodbye, Seth?"
"Do you think you deserve one?"
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really freaky; I ranked the original post (+2) and told a little story about an architect friend - a successful father of 3 - and how he has an amusing saying regarding ungrateful and/or unruly children: "He/she is at that difficult age... between 2 and 22" -- and it's .. gone.
In any case, my point was and is that being a parent today is a thankless job at best. Hey, if you think parenting is tough -- try being a step-parent! Good luck, Circe. Hang in there :-)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 12:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42310
For some reason this makes me very horny...some weird cartoon/witty human fetish thing.
Sorry.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad there is not a +3, this is great because I can relate with two kids.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hi! I'm Seth, this is Mum. She forgot to bring me earlier because she isn't very smart."
"Do I get a hug goodbye, Seth?"
"Do you think you deserve one?"
I can't wait to have kids.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahhaha.... I love you....
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:21:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some manager walked by my cubicle when I scrolled your 1st post without the NSFW and probably saw this blowjob. It was really considerate of you to ignore that some of us actually work for a living.
Thank you
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What the fuck are you doing browsing Uber while at work?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53529
Ubersite is NSFW by nature. IT'S UNMODERATED.
By the way, the +2's for the post.
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It could be worse you know, he could start painting miniatures as a grown man...
Oh, Hi Maarten... How are you doing...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha!
You're so fucking awesome it hurts.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goldfish shoes
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:21:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some manager walked by my cubicle when I scrolled your 1st post without the NSFW and probably saw this blowjob. It was really considerate of you to ignore that some of us actually work for a living.
Thank you """"
It was an accident.
Never mind, you are in FRENCH CANADA - you will probably get a raise.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't ignore it, Caul. I kept thinking that I must remember to put NSFW on it, but I forgot for the three seconds it took me type the title.
I'm really, really sorry, and I reposted in like three minutes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some manager walked by my cubicle when I scrolled your 1st post without the NSFW and probably saw this blowjob. It was really considerate of you to ignore that some of us actually work for a living.
Thank you
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Highly entertaining.
Awesome post.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Stuff.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn children and their rightness.
You made my list dear http://www.ubersite.com/m/76406
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think Joondalup is from whence came Jar-Jar.
And, what, you think guys with big cocks go to glory holes? We can do better.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-04 11:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?
Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.
Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.
The Telltale Head """"
MY MUM ONCE GOT ME NO-NAME TRAINERS FOR A CAMP AND THAT RESULTED IN ME SHITTING THE BED AND BEING OSTRACISED.
I HATE HER.
CAN I HAVE A GO OF YOU?