How to Swear in German: important information. (1562 hits)
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Submitted by <alas_me.at.hotmail.co.uk> (View user info) at 2005-10-04 14:24:16 EDT
Just in case you were wondering..
Shit- Scheisse
Fucker- Wichser used to degorate a MAN (Wichser= someone who masturbates)
Fucking Arsehole - Verdammtes Arschloch
Fucking Shit - Verdammte Scheisse
Son of a bitch - Hurensohn
Flachwichser - degarotive for a guy, meaning someone who cannot ejaculate in a straight line
Arse- Arsch
Kiss my Arse - Leck mich am Arsch!
Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
Fick dich! - fuck you
Fick mich - fuck me
scheisskopf - shithead (literal)
schnoodle noodle - dick snot
Wichser - wanker
Arschgeige - (literal) arse violin, arse fiddle
Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
Excellent, now you know and can thank me with a plus 2 - oh and here is a German girl.
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Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-05 15:10:51 EDT (#)
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I dont actually speak German, so god knows what these answers in German mean!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:27:36 EDT (#)
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Du kannst mein sussen schwanz essen.
Wie viele gross und grune schwenze isst du huete?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:27:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:34 (#)
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Assholy, he'd already been banned before. I wasn't threatening the fuckin guy, I was talking about what already happened.
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And I'm saying getting banned from Ubersite would not be a detriment to any person's life.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:24:18 EDT (#)
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+ Deux pour les Shleus
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:40:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:44:20 (#)
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HOW TO SWEAR IN ENGLISH:
FUCK OFF, COCKSUCKER!! = fuck off cocksucker
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:09:54 EDT (#)
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This was fun for everyone.
Thanks Kraut fucker.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:34 EDT (#)
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Assholy, he'd already been banned before. I wasn't threatening the fuckin guy, I was talking about what already happened.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:51:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:37:44 (#)
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That kind of shit will get you a lot of heat. And banned, if you fuck with the wrong people.
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oooooh! Watch yer back!!
+1 for Lieutenant Shithead.
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:46:01 EDT (#)
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You forgot the phrase that's most important when picking up a german girl:
Essen meine Sheisse = Eat my shit.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:44:20 EDT (#)
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HOW TO SWEAR IN ENGLISH:
FUCK OFF, COCKSUCKER!! = fuck off cocksucker
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:17 EDT (#)
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Again I accept that , and also I expected to eventually get banned and thus all the -2s never counted, so we are all happy bunnys now. Its just fun to intentionally wind folk up at times - especially when they rise to it again and again.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:37:44 EDT (#)
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I hear you. But, nobody took those posts as a joke, especially not after you flamed everyone's posts. That kind of shit will get you a lot of heat. And banned, if you fuck with the wrong people. Anyway, good luck on here.
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:36:14 EDT (#)
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Fair engouth Mr Smeller, though I was not an alter and even those posts were meant to be a joke, it wasnt my fault people didnt get them / became fixated on this whole alter witch-hunt that goes on round here. Also i dont care / expect to be accepted here - im just having my own fun..weeeeeeeeeeeee off we go!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:34:23 EDT (#)
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are you british?
I FUCKING HATE THE BRITISH.
snaggle toothed homos.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:26:14 (#)
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"Wichser - wanker"
one foreign language to another
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Your whole gay-ass flarn dolfar thing got me a lot of shit. It's going to be a while before you're accepted on this site, just so you know.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:27:35 EDT (#)
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you forgot:
Essen ein gummischwanz
UND
du moechte die weissen leibesaft getrunken.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:26:14 EDT (#)
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"Wichser - wanker"
one foreign language to another