How can Vincent D'Onofrio go from Full Metal Jacket to the crap-can that is L&O:CI? (729 hits)
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Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-04 14:38:48 EDT
I'm exchanging my SPT for today. This needs to be said.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent is a bad show. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about Law & Order. SVU is top drawer drama. But this new "Criminal Intent" stuff just blows. Vincent D'Onofrio can do so much better. It pains me to say this, because any man that can swallow the barrell of a rifle while sitting on a toilet in the throws of insanity that stemmed from bad military training is alright in my book. That's the kind of guy I'd like to sit down and have a beer with while sharing a stripper.
Vincent... what happened to you, man? What happened to the Private Pyle we've come to know and love? What happened to Bill Newman? Hell, you were even cool as that redneck asshole who had his skin taken away by a giant intergalactic cockroach! But now... Detective Robert Goren? If there was ever a more yawn-inducing character to be played, he's it. Do you even realize that you starred in the only war movie that ever was and ever will be that ended with the Mickey Mouse theme song?! And now you're some lame ass detective who couldn't scare piss out of a retarded schizophrenic? Sir, with all due respect, what the fuck?
I just want to bury my face in my hands and weep.
-2 die, Detective Robert Goren. -2 die.
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:05:29 EDT (#)
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Although I do like the new show a bit, I must agree that Vince can do much much better.
The problem is that he isn't being challenged, much like Leland Orser. That guy can act himself off of the planet. I dare you to look him up, he is amazing. He's now on ER but he was the guy in Aliens 4 who had the alien inside of him, he was the guy in Seven who fucked that girl with the knife (good Cannibal Corpse song too) and he was also in Saving Private Ryan, as well as many other films.
NO ONE can do a desperation or freak out scene like Leland Orser. He's the kind of actor that musical directors dream of; when he does his thing the music is pretty much writing itself. I guarantee that you will feel everything he puts on the screen.
ten bucks says you will be impressed, unless of course you bleed from the ass and eyes constantly.
The Bang has obsessed
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:43:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:39:06 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:18:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:42:48 (#)
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I'm a fucking superstar up in this post.
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I agree with that at least. Never seen Law and Order though.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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I'm a fucking superstar up in this post.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:35:40 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:29:03 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:28:22 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:36:35 EDT (#)
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well, lucky for you, he's not gonna be on there all the time anymore.
Chris Noth is splitting the show with him now - apprently, the shooting schedule is too much for him
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:29:03 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:28:22 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 15:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:58:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:56:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:49:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:40:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 14:39:50 EDT (#)
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I agree.
That show eats taint.