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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2005-10-04 16:36:08 EDT




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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-04 18:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell are you talking about, tom, my good sir?

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's interesting to find three year old insults directed at me that I never actually saw. But I think ubersite has taught me a great lesson, and that is if I ever stumble across another potentially good forum, I should walk the fuck away. Otherwise, three years from now I'll find some weird-ass burn that isn't even relevant and wonder what I should do to prevent anyone I don't know from ever talking about me on the internet again.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha this was awesome.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this I can appreciate

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-05 08:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

aaaaanarchy!
the scourge of every sea
the antichrist aboard a rig
with us your cut-throat thieves!

Submitted by highlander (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMN that's funny :o)

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 02:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:29:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't not plus two this.


Nor can I

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Me either
(neither?)

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-05 02:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:29:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't not plus two this.


Nor can I.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't not plus two this.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



thanks for the undeserved charitable contribution



Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Tommy, realize that you are nothing but a one trick child who will look back at his high school days as the golden years because more than 15 people cared whether he lived or died... and the majority of those people were just members of a web forum.

+2 Jack, because I actually went and read your Pandemic series again. Really, I'd pay 20 bucks for a hardback by you. Which reminds me, I read something in some sports magazine once written by Jack McCallum -- pure coincidence, or is that you?

Anyway, this post still didn't amuse me. That's the thing about critisism, everyone is supposed to be entitled to their own opinion, but I guess on Ubersite having an opinion different from the norm means you are out to get someone.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I'm definitely amused.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-04 22:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-04 22:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its like......... they're staring at me.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-04 22:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, this was funny. Jack, I love the way you write fiction.
I mostly disagree with your politics, but that means jack shit.

Stick to fiction and leave the political horseshit to Bush and Rice. . .

BWA. . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Davy, stop talking like you actually matter or something. This was funny. See? Hahah. Funny.

Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's awesome. How did you know I was a robot?

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm relatively sure I've +2'd every piece of fiction you've written and I've read, because it's good, this wasn't, live with it.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:32:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you all do these cool photoshops?! Seriously. I have photoshop but I get so frustrated, I give up on all my projects.

--

What you do is you get yourself a couple of Uhaul trucks, park them out back, and whenever you have patience to spare, store it in the truck. Come Pshop time the work will go slicker than owlshit.

It DOES take time to put this stuff together, and I think mine are always full of flaws.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you all do these cool photoshops?! Seriously. I have photoshop but I get so frustrated, I give up on all my projects.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:56:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard you on the radio Jack... http://mediamatters.org/items/200510040003

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Jeez, Fox News finally makes it up to Canada, now Rush, what's next?


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


The McCallum Effect in action.

Can I pull 'em out of the woodwork or what?

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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:05:29 (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck...I listen to BOTH in the car every single day...I can't get through the entire latest Floggin Molly disc - although I LOVE "Seven Deadly Sins" - before I need to pep up the car with the "Oot and Aboot" disc by RM.

PS. I highly recommend the latest Bouncing Souls record.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard you on the radio Jack... http://mediamatters.org/items/200510040003

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Normally, I think these suck-up-to-Bart-by-using-his-pics posts are lame.

This one actually is funny.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:44:18 (#)
Ranking: 1

Buahahahahahaaaaetc.

No +2 because I STILL can't figure out how you like Flogging Molly better than The Real MacKenzies.

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The RM's / FM

Noise / Music

Besides, how can you now side with a guy who writes lrics like this...

Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is good stuff

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teh three Laws of Bartbartonics:

1 - Thou shalt not -2spam
2 - Thou shalt not post teh goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, et al.
3 - Stupid alters must die die die

Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

roflols!

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because Flogging Molly is superiour, Schlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Buahahahahahaaaaetc.

No +2 because I STILL can't figure out how you like Flogging Molly better than The Real MacKenzies.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That 3rd one looks like Bart trying out for casting call on "Natural Born Killers"



Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-04 16:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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