Americans are so fat that they sunk a fucking cruise boat. (1288 hits)
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Submitted by HippoRapist (View user info) at 2005-10-04 18:13:28 EDT
And it's not fiction:
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Extra Weight May Be Factor in Boat Fatal
LAKE GEORGE, N.Y. - Just days before a tour boat capsized in the Adirondack Mountains, killing 20 elderly people, the Coast Guard began rethinking its passenger-weight calculations to take into account Americans' expanding waistlines
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051004/ap_on_re_us/boat_overturned_58
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American fatness also made the news this morning. 90% of them are bound to be fat:
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Study: Most Will Be Fat
BALTIMORE Oct 3, 2005 — Just when we thought we couldn't get any fatter, a new study that followed Americans for three decades suggests that over the long haul, 9 out of 10 men and 7 out of 10 women will become overweight.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=1181602&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
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Maybe it's time we realize that we're dealing with a fucking subrace here. How can we let them police the world if they can't even control their own wasteline?
Anyway, here's some good news to brighten your day: "Iraq Violence Leaves 5 U.S. Soldiers Dead" http://tinyurl.com/9o5dr
Yay!!1 :o)
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Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:32:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:49:23 (#)
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America is the greatest, most powerful country in the world. I love reading these posts because it just shows how weak and jealous other countries are.
GOD BLESSES AMERICA!!!!!!
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Yes we are jealous of your fat people and dead soldiers. Good thinking fuckhead.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:02:30 EDT (#)
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weak
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:59:44 EDT (#)
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BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:49:23 EDT (#)
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America is the greatest, most powerful country in the world. I love reading these posts because it just shows how weak and jealous other countries are.
GOD BLESSES AMERICA!!!!!!
Submitted by puffipeker (user info) at 2005-10-05 09:02:59 EDT (#)
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What's your address Oh-fuckin'-Sama?
Stick your head out of that hole, coward...
pop it like a zit!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:40:35 EDT (#)
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Caulain, cant you find a new fucking topic? This shit is getting played out and unoriginal.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:27:11 EDT (#)
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You My Friend Are Worthless
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-04 22:49:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:18:48 (#)
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I like eggs
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Dear FreeFuckYerMomma: Place said ova in your asshole.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-04 22:34:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:18:48 EDT (#)
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I like eggs
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:12:11 EDT (#)
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or maybe it,s just an attempt at heat!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-04 21:07:20 EDT (#)
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I don't give a rat's wang if you rape hippos or you are caulaincourt.
You are a braindead fool. People are not what their outside shows.
What is on the inside is all that counts. What is on your inside
should be released with a sword for all the world to see. Dipshit.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:57:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:08:46 (#)
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oops :-(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:07:39 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:45:18 (#)
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Caulaincourt, I know this is you, you already blew this alter, mon cher.
But really, does the concept 'chubby-chaser' exist in your tongue?
People who are attracted to really fat people?
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It's a common misconception that I am Caulaincourt. I live in Switzerland, the french part.
I am not aware of any chubby chaser term.
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duh duh duh... wonder if thats a giveaway on this alter.
tune in next time
same ubersite
same uberpost
fag
Submitted by MikeyP3184 (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:45:54 EDT (#)
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Dude, fucking weak. Its bad enough people are over there in a country they dont want to be in doing a job that no one else will, but to cheer on 5 guys getting killed and then showing a picture of it.... there arent words for that.
In the words of Foamy, i hope you choke on a biscotti.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:08:46 EDT (#)
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oops :-(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-04 20:07:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:45:18 (#)
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Caulaincourt, I know this is you, you already blew this alter, mon cher.
But really, does the concept 'chubby-chaser' exist in your tongue?
People who are attracted to really fat people?
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It's a common misconception that I am Caulaincourt. I live in Switzerland, the french part.
I am not aware of any chubby chaser term.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:58:42 EDT (#)
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So, how many Americans have you raped Hippo? Most Americans are, after all, hippos.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:45:18 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt, I know this is you, you already blew this alter, mon cher.
But really, does the concept 'chubby-chaser' exist in your tongue?
People who are attracted to really fat people?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:37:35 EDT (#)
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Your recap of american military history is great, but this post is awful.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:20:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:17:55 (#)
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Fat and lazy, and still better than you, you worthless frog.
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I'm not french.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:17:55 EDT (#)
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Fat and lazy, and still better than you, you worthless frog.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:17:12 EDT (#)
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I hate fat people, but cheering about dead soldiers is probably a bit much.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:15:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cbear1856 (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:43:57 (#)
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I wish a had a picture of the shirt Homer wears when the Simpsons go to Europe. It has Uncle Sam taking a bite out of the world saying "America: Try and Stop us!"
We're fat and lazy because we already rule the world and there's nothing left for us to conquer. We're a conquering people, thats our thing. Look at our history all you fools should have seen our nature hundreds of years ago, and should have banded together early on to stop us from becoming the superpowered monstrosity that we are. But you didnt and now you can do nothing but whine impotently while we throw our metaphorical dicks around, while at the same time hoping we save your asses the next time you lose control of you economy or army and get taken over.
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Oh yes, what a great military history you have at conquering. Let's recap:
American Revolutionary War: America fails to beat a few regiments of British n00bs on their own soil. Await for French economical and military aid. Take credit for victory.
Civil War: Americans sign up immigrants off boats because they are too cowardly to fight.
War of 1812: Americans try to invade the St-Lawrence Gulf and get pushed back all the way to Washington. The Brits, along with french canadian colonial troops, set fire to the White House. Americans claim a tie. (an euphemism later used in VietNam)
Spanish-American - Short meaningless war against weak mexicans.
WWI - Americans insist on their non-interventionist politics. They sell weapons to both sides. After years of butchery, Germany and the Austro-Hungarian Empire are on their last breath against the allies. The United States send thousands of soldiers, which only 10 000 will see combat...in retreating german zones.
WWII - America still waits years before getting in. However, they participate in a formidable ecomical support. They sell weapons and loan money (sometimes to the Axis). After the Russians put a stop to Operation Barbarossa, America seize the opportunity and lands in Europe, 2 years later. The winner was already decided but it was the first and last American effort, which the world celebrated. They nuke Japan to seal this one, and because they fear it.
Korean War - Again. The entire world participated. Not valid.
VietNam War - First attempt from America at conquering. Americans flee from the rooftops of embassy with 50,000 bodybags. They still claim victory.
Grenada - Victory!
Panama - Victory!
Gulf War - America, along with the entire planet and probably alien species, invade Iraq. Courageous American technology literally massacres the Iraqi military. Iraq remains sovereign.
Somalia - U.S. elite forces gets kicked out by a dying niggers. They make a movie to make it look good.
Kosovo - America, along with Nato, bomb the shit out of war-torn meanlingless Serbia. Couragesous and heroic B2 Spirit stealth bombers make their entrance.
Gulf War II - After hundreds of years of non-interventionism and building up while others do the fighting, America finally manages to defeat a significant third-world military force with overwhelming fire power (air bombing campaign). American soldiers still cannot manage to control tiny rebel forces because they are to scare to dismount their vehicles and meddle with the people. They would rather drive around screaming "kick ass!", torture whoever looks suspicious and call themselves heros.
NOTE: Americans are the only population who brag about their military history yet it is one of the shortest and most disastrous if you take into account their potential power and ally network.
The only thing conquering the world is Hollywood.
Submitted by cpeachok (user info) at 2005-10-04 19:01:17 EDT (#)
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I like you. :)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:54:29 EDT (#)
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this is some fucked up shit
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:53:49 EDT (#)
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fat.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:53:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:53:21 EDT (#)
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This is so fucking awesome!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:48:41 EDT (#)
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americans may be fat, but we also have money!
way better than thin and broke.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:47:14 EDT (#)
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I mean, I'm NOT fat. I'm teh hotness all women crave.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:46:01 EDT (#)
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I'm American. I'm fat. I'm HAWT.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76459
Submitted by cbear1856 (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:43:57 EDT (#)
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I wish a had a picture of the shirt Homer wears when the Simpsons go to Europe. It has Uncle Sam taking a bite out of the world saying "America: Try and Stop us!"
We're fat and lazy because we already rule the world and there's nothing left for us to conquer. We're a conquering people, thats our thing. Look at our history all you fools should have seen our nature hundreds of years ago, and should have banded together early on to stop us from becoming the superpowered monstrosity that we are. But you didnt and now you can do nothing but whine impotently while we throw our metaphorical dicks around, while at the same time hoping we save your asses the next time you lose control of you economy or army and get taken over.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:41:05 (#)
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Fat fucks.
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you musn't be american. if so, you must be good-looking.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:41:05 EDT (#)
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Fat fucks.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:36:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AgnosticJihad (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:33:16 (#)
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The comment that many Americans are fat and unhealthy is a justifiable and valid point. I think your statistics are biased, but there are a lot of fat Americans.
But the picture?
Your glee in the violent and early death of five of my fellow soldiers and your capriciousness in placing a photo of one's body laying in a puddle of his own blood places you beneath my contempt. Just because you do not share their nationality does not mean that you can't respect their humanity.
Grow up.
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and you respect non-americans' humanity? bullshit! you probably masturbate when dead civilians are killed by your incompetent troops.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:35:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:31:44 (#)
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what western country isnt full of fat people?
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no country, except England (it figures) is as fat as yours.
besides, how is that an argument? you must be a real winner.
Submitted by AgnosticJihad (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:33:16 EDT (#)
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The comment that many Americans are fat and unhealthy is a justifiable and valid point. I think your statistics are biased, but there are a lot of fat Americans.
But the picture?
Your glee in the violent and early death of five of my fellow soldiers and your capriciousness in placing a photo of one's body laying in a puddle of his own blood places you beneath my contempt. Just because you do not share their nationality does not mean that you can't respect their humanity.
Grow up.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:31:44 EDT (#)
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what western country isnt full of fat people?
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:31:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:29:00 (#)
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My but ain't you a piece of work.
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i bet you voted Bush.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:29:00 EDT (#)
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My but ain't you a piece of work.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:21:22 EDT (#)
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"...control their own wasteline"
Beauty, eh?
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:18:28 EDT (#)
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i'm no chubby chaser, where did you get that idea?
Quebec is not in my country dickhead.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-04 18:17:17 EDT (#)
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fixation on fat Americans...gotta be that Froggy chubby-chaser again!
Do they have a word for 'chubby-chaser' in Quebec?