If boredom was a job I'd make in the 7 digits! (1290 hits)
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Submitted by Da MagnificAnt Dyldo <lordofduct.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-05 03:24:49 EDT
I am bored... I saw some guys picture of a chick done in bitmap. So here is a guys face I did in MSPaint, an 8-bit coler tiled version of a drawing I did, and the drawings to go with that 8-bit version.
Enjoy.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty good shit.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine paint skills
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:08:13 (#)
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i wish i had an antenna on my head
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Well, if you study hard in school...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:08:13 EDT (#)
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i wish i had an antenna on my head
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-05 08:20:14 EDT (#)
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nice work
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 06:43:03 EDT (#)
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I'm up because I never sleep. I also work graveyard shift. I get to go home in 20 minutes... YEY!
Then I have Calc3 at school; I hate the teacher. He is not a very good teacher. He may know his stuff, but can't really explain it. Atleast I have my book.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-05 06:39:26 EDT (#)
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I just like the urban streets for drama, the rural areas for....?, and everything
else after the sun goes down.
I've been that way all my life.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:28:34 EDT (#)
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It seems the Megacolon (tm FischerSpooner) is a big big hit.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:24:57 EDT (#)
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I actually would but I dont think my schedule would allow it this time. I love to travel and like I said you Brits are my favourite foreigners. Id love an excuse to get out there.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:23:42 EDT (#)
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You'll be fine.
Mortgage lending is an honourable proffesion, you're giving out capital for people to further the good of society. The only people you hurt are the foolish and the unlucky.
Seriously, I doubt I'll be able to pick you up from the airport but you can take a cab to the George easily. Are you really going to fly to London for one night of drinking with a bunch of strangers?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:16:02 EDT (#)
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No Enus, we cheat and extort. I actually own my own mortgage brokerage and it's quite the loan sharking racket...the American way. I just thought it was quite a bit more to fly out there. Are you sure I wont be crammed in the luggage with the stowaways?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:09:56 EDT (#)
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I forget that you guys get paid a fair wage for a fair day's work.
Not like us, we slave and toil for a meagre existense untill some gray thing shoves it's fingers up your arse and steals your seed in a plastic cup so you never even know if the young lad you've ordered into the files of hell is your son. All we can do is huddle in the corner, feet frozen to our nice new hard wood floor trying to stay alive by the heat of a lukewarm radiator.
It's worse for the Scottish though, they don't have nice, new, hard wood floors.
Sorry, what was the question again?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 05:01:45 EDT (#)
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not bad at all. Im not sure i could get the time off. When will yall be having the next one? Id love to come out there. Brits are by far my favorite foreigners. $1000 sounds very cheap. Are you sure about that? Could you taxi me around?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:56:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:51:53 (#)
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Well sometimes I eat out of a trough. How much do you suppose a ticket is and how much for the lodging?
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Well, unless you got a good price I'd say your looking at £500 for a ticket which calculates at around $900. Beer will cost you somewhere in the region of £60 so that'll be about $100 and lodging will be free if you can convince a young filly to let you place some of your more unpleasent parts in her anatomy.
So around $1000 dollars and the betrayel of your wife/girlfriend/life partner.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:51:53 EDT (#)
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Well sometimes I eat out of a trough. How much do you suppose a ticket is and how much for the lodging?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:50:19 EDT (#)
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Don't tell anyone Cletus but I don't have any table manners. I just hurl food at my open mouth and then pick the remaining chunks out of my hair.
If you tell anyone I'll deny it and say that you've got dyslexia.
You can come if you want to mate, you can sometimes get a very reasonable flight to Birmingham International (BHX) passing through Charles de Gaul (CDG) or Newark (...I have no idea, ask at the flight desk).
I'll pick you up if you like.
<caution, I'm a terrible driver and you will die if you get in the car with me.>
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:46:06 EDT (#)
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Well Enus, I tried. I really did. Anyways I made you a Texan whether you like it or not. Now how about you fly me to the London Ubercon so I can embarrass the lot of you with my bad table manners and complete lack of couth?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:33:09 (#)
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Well colour me purple. I apologise. Im off to have a spot of tea with milk and crumpets. How could you confuse Goth and redneck? Didnt I make you a Texan? Where are the "aints" and "yalls"?
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I'm an middle class Englishman from the Midlands. We're not allowed to say "y'all".
Also in the modern era we drink a mug of tea (or even instant coffee!) with a digestive biscuit. As an honorary Englishman you may have a bourbon biscuity but certainly no Cadbury's Mini Rolls, they're mine.
Ah dude! That's the best bit, we only give you guys the shit chocolate, you've got to try some of the good stuff. Oh and some Theakston's Old Peculier and Burtons.
mmmm... Burtons...
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:41:26 EDT (#)
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Insomnia is a motherfucker and Im all out of vicodin
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:39:18 EDT (#)
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aj, I guess you and I are the only consistant night-hawks around this place
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:33:09 EDT (#)
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Well colour me purple. I apologise. Im off to have a spot of tea with milk and crumpets. How could you confuse Goth and redneck? Didnt I make you a Texan? Where are the "aints" and "yalls"?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:30:06 EDT (#)
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You saying there's something wrong with being a goth Cletus?
You're English now, that means you have to be self depreciating, witty and humble. In exchange for you aspiring to being a superiour human being you get +2's.
Oh, and no more of that missing out the 'u' in things and putting 'z' everywhere.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:01:52 (#)
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The acoustic version of "Just Like Heaven" is a classic. The pictures with the long hair, duct tape pants, and riding another emo queer is what led me to my conclusion. Honestly, take another look at them and tell me Im the only one that would think that.
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Strangely the exact same song I was listening too when I read this comment; accoustic and all.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:20:57 EDT (#)
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Ill admit that picture is much better.
Berty, what happened? I thought I was an honorary member.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:19:17 EDT (#)
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and for reference to compare with the emo fag image.
Me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/lordofduct/bloodyme.jpg
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:17:00 EDT (#)
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hmm...
Needs more rape.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:16:12 EDT (#)
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Here is an image of your classic emo fag.
http://www.bentclouds.com/emo.jpg
I really don't see a resemblance between this kids scattered in the face hair, dark clothing, slouch and very depressed look. Compare it to how I was in highschool; bright colors, energetic, loud, and usually in a very good mood.
Sounds like complete opposites to me. The kid I am on the shoulders of possibly, but not me.
My music can sometimes seem rather emo, but it just comes from my desire to hear music with synthesized, mechanical or industrial noises in them.
i.e.:
Depeche Mode
Peter Gabriel
Skinny Puppy
Fear Factory
Bjork
The Faint
Mindless Self Indulgence
Aphex Twin
Front Line Assembly
amongst others.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 04:01:52 EDT (#)
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The acoustic version of "Just Like Heaven" is a classic. The pictures with the long hair, duct tape pants, and riding another emo queer is what led me to my conclusion. Honestly, take another look at them and tell me Im the only one that would think that.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ah crap... gotta -2 myself now. Ajansen is right....
I'm listening to The Cure right now. I'm an Emo Fag aren't I?
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:53:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:42:19 (#)
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Yes I am a dick but surely thats not the first time youve been called that. I saw the pictures. I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is.
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I didn't call you a dick. I was calling you a moron because you assume that because I wore duct tape and hung out with a kid that "looks" emo that it makes me an emo. I will admit I would easily fall into one of those trends back in highschool and you could easily call me what everyone called me; "freak". Big reason possibly being; the 'emo' fad didn't really start until the 21st century. Today you could probably call me an alcoholic computer geek who sits at the bar in 80's clubs.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:50:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:44:46 (#)
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Well the black and white thing on the left is shit and hard to make out. The drawing of the guy is decent enough, but the genre has been done to death. Spawn, tortured souls, all that crap are just the same features used in different combinations and its boring. Then again I hate comic books and manga in general.
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Actually one of the main reasons I dropped the idea of the game. That character was the bad guy. Not a tortured soul though. Just a prick who put himself through a bunch of strange testing to give him longer life and stupid cliche crap like that.
His hold schtick was he would go town to town with these lil' menions and snatch people up in strait jackets to bring him back to his lair and do testing. When "Dr. Thodt" came to the heroine's town the heroine (i.e. you) gets pissed and that her father is kidnapped and takes it upon herself to take down Dr. Thodt. RPG style... but eh, I decided to go with 3D platformer instead and changed everything including characters all together.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:49:31 EDT (#)
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I think the picture on the far right is pretty neat.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:44:46 EDT (#)
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Well the black and white thing on the left is shit and hard to make out. The drawing of the guy is decent enough, but the genre has been done to death. Spawn, tortured souls, all that crap are just the same features used in different combinations and its boring. Then again I hate comic books and manga in general.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:42:19 EDT (#)
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Yes I am a dick but surely thats not the first time youve been called that. I saw the pictures. I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:42:06 EDT (#)
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more important. How does wearing duct tape in 1998 make me an emo today?
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:39:13 EDT (#)
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and how does that make me emo?
I thought emo's were emotional fags who cried a lot. I for one do not remember being an emotional fag in highschool (when those pictures were taken). I tend to remember myself being an asshole.
So how does duct tape make me emo?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:36:37 EDT (#)
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I was referring to your duct-tape pants and riding on the back of another emo queer. Cant pull the wool over my eyes.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:32:07 EDT (#)
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professorfuckface: yes
the other person... how the HELL does this make me emo? The drawings were design ideas for a videogame I was making, but now I have changed the entire plan of the game so I am no longer using those characters. Does that make me emo?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:26:39 EDT (#)
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If being Emo Queer was an occupation I'm sure you'd be a CEO
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-05 03:26:22 EDT (#)
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I don't get it. Is the thing on the left supposed to be the face.