Twenty-Four Years Ago... (892 hits)
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Submitted by Yes (View user info) at 2005-10-05 12:05:22 EDT
A legend was born....
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-01-11 21:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
holy fucking hulking jpgs batman
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just back from out of town. happy belated birthday.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
TOO FUCKING BIG!
I can't really tell, but you kinda look like Daron Malakian of System of a Down fame.
Can't be too sure though, as the picture's SO FUCKING BIG!
Happy birthday!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who do you remind me of?
you remind me of someone....
ah well... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-10-05 20:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-05 19:57:17 EDT (#)
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Your left nostril is the size of Cincinatti.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:31:11 EDT (#)
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holy fucking picture size batman!!
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:08:07 EDT (#)
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I'd do you in the ass, by which I mean your face.
ZING
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:53:12 EDT (#)
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Wow, it's beyond life-sized now (unless you're on a laptop). Either way, it's making Bart feel less weird about sitting on it.
Happy birthday, my Uber Madness victor.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:34:36 EDT (#)
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I'll go get the boyfriend to do me... in the pooper... in order to properly comemmorate this occasion.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-05 14:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm... wait, what?
Sorry.
Somehow I just spent the morning making out with a beautiful 19yr old Blonde Girl who skipped class to come and see me... +2's FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-05 14:43:31 EDT (#)
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Happy birfday.
Here's a joke:
What's better than winning gold at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-05 13:16:51 EDT (#)
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congrats
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:42:26 EDT (#)
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w00t
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:35:05 EDT (#)
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Yup, moron (hehehe) just a wee lad of 24, people usually guess my age anywhere from 25 to 35... unless I cut my hair and shave, then people think I'm 15.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:34:58 EDT (#)
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YES, indeed.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:34:00 EDT (#)
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happy b-day you huge, bugeyed anal fixated freak
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:33:15 EDT (#)
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You're ONLY twenty four?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:27:44 EDT (#)
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thanks Lady P, I'm so used to people fucking it up now that I rarely notice anymore.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:26:20 EDT (#)
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hahaha, you're right Teeph, but that is my legacy, and I _am_ proud of it. *wipes tear away* I just want to thank the Aca... oh, um... yeah, thanks for the Happy Burfdazes everybodys... take it easy today... and dream a little dream of butsecks.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:23:43 EDT (#)
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Apoullo, you goddamn limey twat. It's "I'd do ya...
in the pooper."
And I would, too.
What?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:19:45 EDT (#)
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Holy huge photos Batman..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:19:41 EDT (#)
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Happy berfday
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:19:18 EDT (#)
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MY EYES! MY EYES!
Happy returns young ting.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:18:16 EDT (#)
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YES!
It's funny. I'll bet half the people who rate this won't have any idea who you are, but they'll throw out "in the pooper" comments all over Ubersite without the slightest thought about it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:12:09 (#)
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indo- I know how to resize, in fact I had to blow that pic up 550 times its original size, it's
for dramatic effect or some shit... eat a dick, you mule fucking, horse cock slurping sack
of elephant dung.
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I only fuck mules for dramatic effect.
?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:12:09 EDT (#)
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indo- I know how to resize, in fact I had to blow that pic up 550 times its original size, it's for dramatic effect or some shit... eat a dick, you mule fucking, horse cock slurping sack of elephant dung.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:10:32 EDT (#)
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You look vaguely like the leadsinger from Keane.
But resize, goddammit.
Happy birthday though.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:09:41 EDT (#)
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Thats one large photo.
Happy Birthday!!!! And Many Moooooooooore
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:08:06 EDT (#)
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who clearly doesn't have MS Paint.
I'd do ya.......
up the pooper
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:07:12 EDT (#)
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looks like a cross between willie wonka and charles manson...good luck with that, and happy birthday
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday.
And thanks for freaking me the fuck out.
Asshole.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK dude, that's scary.
Happy birthday, here's your cake and pooper.
Try not to blow both out at once.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-05 12:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Legend of the guy who can't resize?