I just beat my all-time freecell record. (862 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.3 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cadrach (View user info) at 2005-10-05 17:21:18 EDT
21 wins in a row. Not too bad for a day's work if I do say so myself.
I just wanted to throw some content on the front of this obnoxious e-mail forward that I got today.
If you've seen it before - I'm sorry.
If you haven't seen it before - I'm pretty sure you will laugh at it (assuming you aren't on dial-up).
If you are on dial-up - I'm sorry =(
If it doesn't load - I'm sorry. =.(
yeah . . . so . . . okay then.
DUIStop.wmv (1 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]
User Reviews
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Douche
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i saw the word freecell, but thought "minesweeper" and got excited.
i suck at freecell.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-06 00:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're a good dancer
no i'm just drunk...
ohhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was fuckin bosh
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. -2 for emote smileys. You should be beaten until you piss blood.
2. You +2ed your own post. People should throw feces at you upon sight.
3. You ganked a video from Reno 9-11. This site is frequented by people thirty times funnier than anything on Comedy Central...except the Daily Show. You should drink gasoline with flame chasers.
4. You didn't give credit to Reno 9-11, just claimed it was a chainmail thing. Someone should shove an ashtray in your fucking mouth.
5. You posted what you thought was a chainmail on ubersite. I'm sorry I gave your mother The Pleasure. Now we have to deal with shit posts like yours, 15 years later. That's right, bitch, I'm your father and you're fucking grounded. Get off my computer. You suck at the internet.
Welcome to uber.
-2DIE
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-05 21:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, I wish I had heeded the warning of the previous reviews before opening that video.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should try to beat your "consecutive days spent alive" record tomorrow.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not sure why, but Tom's review made me laugh like crazy.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops. Fell asleep on my enter key again. Sorry.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay. seriously though. the movie is kind of funny. and it IS safe for work.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must call bullshit on that story of yours Mr. Change. There is no way that is possible. Maybe you are thinking of "Go Fish."
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
21 wins is like...pathetic. I used to play that a few times a day for about half a year. I finally lost a game and got so pissed I quit playing. I think I was up to like 500 wins or something. That game is way too easy.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!! LOLLYSKATES!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
talk is cheap tough guy. beat me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For +2ing your own post.
You should know better than that.
I'd recommend going back to Freecell and weathering this storm from the safe confines of your OMG~! LIEK GREATEST RECORD EVAR.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. You're all just jealous. My freecell skills are unmatched on this website.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Woo, don't care.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
No, really, wow. Thanks for that.
Your Freecell update really brings the whole day together.
I started off taking a mean dump this morning while my boss was in the next stall. Now I get to read this flaming turd while he walks past my cube.
Coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what? You just don't like freecell Mikey?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-05 17:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1st of many.