Tenjewberrymuds (590 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.22 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Last Prophet (View user info) at 2005-10-05 21:58:18 EDT
This is what I can recall from a recent telephone conversation with Room Service in a hotel I recently stayed in to allow you all to see what we have to deal with here in Asia. It's a daily battle trying to get by here...
IN A HOTEL SOMEWHERE IN ASIA--
ROOM SERVICE (RS): "Morrin, roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I had Room-Service."
(RS): "Rye...Roon Sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
(G): "Uh..Yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
(RS): "Ow July den?"
(G): "What??"
(RS): "Ow July den?...pryed!, boyud, poochd?"
(G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
(RS): "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
(G): "Crisp will be fine."
(RS): "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
(G): "What?"
(RS): "An toes. July sahn toes?"
(G): "I don't think so."
(RS): "No? Judo wan sahn toes?"
(G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Judo wan sahn toes' means."
(RS): "Toes! Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
(G): English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Tost.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
(RS): "We bodder?"
(G): "No...just put the bodder on the side."
(RS): "Wad?"
(G): "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
(RS): "Copy?"
(G): "Excuse me?"
(RS): "Copy...tea...meel?"
(G): "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
(RS): "One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anslish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye??"
(G): "Whatever you say."
(RS): "Tenjewberrymuds."
(G): "You're very welcome, goodbye."
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-06 09:01:44 EDT (#)
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Im gebeen jew prus tooo.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-10-06 02:07:29 EDT (#)
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seen it...i received this in an email about a week ago
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-06 01:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:33:11 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:29:45 (#)
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What? I did not do that!!!! I read the damn thing and typed it out. It was in .pdf format, so I couldn't copy and paste. I sure wish I could have, would hav saved some time...
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Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-05 23:02:45 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:45:47 EDT (#)
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Seen it via email before...
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:33:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:29:45 (#)
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What? I did not do that!!!! I read the damn thing and typed it out. It was in .pdf format, so I couldn't copy and paste. I sure wish I could have, would hav saved some time...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:29:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:25:49 EDT (#)
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Pretty fucking accurate.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:18:42 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of one of my mates conversations when he was in Shanghai.
Chinese guy: *rings my mate*
Mate: Hello?
CG: Hi. You want massage. Yes or ok?
Mate: Huh?
CG: Yes or ok?
M: I don't want...
CG: Ok!?
M: Uh no thanks.
CG: Ok... so when you want the massage?
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:13:54 EDT (#)
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Do min no maw lubby?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:10:06 EDT (#)
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You also just losered all over yourself.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:09:24 EDT (#)
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You know what? I take my first comment back. Bathroom reader owns. I liked that article, and more people get to see it. Sorry. :P I had a long day. My school had a bomb threat. There, i said it okay? I COULD HAVE DIED. That would make for some sweet TV.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:04:53 EDT (#)
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Yes. Yes you can.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:03:17 EDT (#)
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Awwwww, your pussy hurts because you didn't think of it first... It's okay, I'll still take you under my wing. Can I call you bodderbons?
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:00:25 EDT (#)
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LIEK OMG BATHRUM REEDER IS SO GOOD TO HEIF IN MEYE HANDS AND REED
Seriously. At least say it's not your own stuff.