Forever is Bullshit (1476 hits)
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Rating: 2 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve's Dragon House of Pancakes (View user info) at 2005-10-06 05:12:16 EDT
"Will it be like this forever?'
"I fucking hope not."
"Why do you say that?"
He gets up and walks away. She sits on the grass and picks at the blades. The night is melting into morning and sweating on the grass. His mind isn't on romance and her mind isn't on the time. Two paths crossed when they weren't meant to cross. That's just how shit goes sometimes.
He keeps walking. She lazes on the grass.
Sitting on the curb of the road, he looks across the street. The woman in the lime-green raincoat walks out to get a newspaper. It's not raining. He stares at her, trying to figure out why she's wearing a lime-green raincoat.
"I'm sorry."
A voice from behind. A ship that should've sailed into the night. A name he should have never known.
"I'm not."
He crosses the street. She chases after him and is hit by a motorcycle.
When he stands next to the woman in the lime-green raincoat, he looks at her with a question in his eyes.
She shrugs and points to the blood splatters slipping down the plastic waves of her lime-green raincoat. Then she points at the crimson stains on his jeans.
"It was so my clothes wouldn't get ruined."
He stares at her. The sirens suck up the silence.
She blows him a kiss when she walks away.
For a moment, fate digs her hands into his shirt and tries to pull him back on track. He can feel the fingers around his neck, ready to choke him if he didn't comply. It would be so easy to let go. But shit shouldn't always be easy.
Ambulance, ambulance. Funeral, funeral. Death, death.
Well, he thinks, at least I proved her wrong.
Forever is bullshit.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Pants
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-14 04:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. I forgot how oddly funny this was.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-14 03:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, rate my last post!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:14:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie Wonderfull!!!!!!!! you man have gotta be the most man!!!!!!!!!
besides all that how are you mate?
Wazza? Wazza!
Well, that just made my day...
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie Wonderfull!!!!!!!! you man have gotta be the most man!!!!!!!!!
besides all that how are you mate?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-06 19:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is today Anti-Shit Post Thursday?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 15:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:52:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to the Stevie's House of Pancakes that was funny as fuck?
One word: Working-for-the-man.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to the Stevie's House of Pancakes that was funny as fuck?
This is a really good story, but the alien cats, the cookie sheet to make chicken fingers on, and the lying post were too awesome to ditch the style.
"Would you rather be sick or an asshole?" the best line in the history of Uber.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is today Anti-Shit Post Thursday?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really dug this. I thought it was written in a very unique manner.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Story + Picture + Horse Thievery = +2twotwo2too
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A) Steve's House of Dragoncakes would be a cool name
2) With the horseback riding bit, claim that you meant that you're into ponyplay, and try to get her to put on a bridle bit, corset, butt plug with a tail... You know, the works. If the girl doesn't run away screaming or laughing, then you've found as keeper.
-- The story was kind of hard to follow, but the picture made me laugh.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-06 08:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you gonna be pissed if I give you a +1??
I'm sorry Steve, this story, while the setting and was maticulously described, was a bit hard to
follow. The storyline was rushed I felt, but if you would have spent as much time on that as you did the setting, it would have been a +2 easy.
However, your first review made me rotflicopter, so +2 ya bastard!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-06 08:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forever is tomorrow is today
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-10-06 07:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this:
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I promised to take this chick horseback riding this weekend. I told her which stable to be at and which stall my horse would be in.
I need some one to help me steal a horse and teach me to horseback ride by Saturday.
It will be like 24 only with more time and more horses.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-06 06:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-06 06:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like a job for eBay!
And a butterfly!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
......and a used lipo hose
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I promised to take this chick horseback riding this weekend. I told her which stable to be at and which stall my horse would be in.
I need some one to help me steal a horse and teach me to horseback ride by Saturday.
It will be like 24 only with more time and more horses. """
ahahahahah.
you think you've got problems? I've got two hours to find a porsche.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M LOJOPE'S ALTER!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking lojope bullshit
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-06 05:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I promised to take this chick horseback riding this weekend. I told her which stable to be at and which stall my horse would be in.
I need some one to help me steal a horse and teach me to horseback ride by Saturday.
It will be like 24 only with more time and more horses.