With age comes wisdom....unless dealing with women. (2003 hits)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (View user info) at 2005-10-06 10:24:32 EDT
I spent most of my life in a haze of confusion and mental disarray. Watching a game on TV while I heard dishes, pots, and pans being slammed around in the kitchen by a hysterical human being lacking the Y chromosome. Crying about how I never do anything, all I was asked to do was "empty the goddamn dishwasher" but I "couldn't even do that" while she "works a 9 hour day dealing with "shit that would make 'me' fold up into a fetal position and babble" only to come home and cook, clean, and shower before going to bed. Meanwhile, I make the situation so much better by yelling over my shoulder, without even averting my eyes from the upcoming 3rd and 7, "Who the hell pissed in your soup?" Usually these romantic exchanges ended up with her sitting in the kitchen floor, crying while I stomped toward the bedroom muttering "I wish I would have just emptied the fucking dishwasher."
But now that I am old, things are different, they don't the same way. Nope. Because now I can see that in these common occurrences, the woman involved wasn't upset about the dishwasher or laundry or whatever household chore set her emotional outburst in motion. Nope, she was upset about something else. What? I have no fucking clue, but I refuse to believe one load of dirty laundry can remind you of some "red headed trollop" I was "flirting with at the mall" while you tried on the size 6 pants at New York and Company, 6 months ago. And how the hell did we get to you "being a blimp?" I didn't do the laundry and that makes you feel fat? Jesus Christ. What am I missing? I don't believe you are remotely overweight, how the hell did I imply that I think so?
I didn't wash the load of clothes in the basket, like you asked by placing it on the washing machine with a note that read "Can you wash these up for me, my bath towel is in here". You got angry because I didn't, "woman syndrome" kicks in and you begin reliving every moment when you could recall being angry with me. The Rolodex is spinning.......BING! the red headed girl, I'm sorry, the Trollop from NY and Co. You were angry because you thought I was flirting with her. Once that seed was planted, I was fucked for life. I was "flirting" with her because you believe that I think you "have gotten fat", the size four you have worn your whole life no longer fits and you had to suffer the indignity of having a 99 pound, C cup-red haired lady go back and get you a size 6. Oh God, the humiliation................ And stop telling me what I think! If I think you are fat I am smart enough to keep my damn mouth shut about it.
I put the what, where? Are you serious, the fork in the spoon slot inside the dishwasher? Is this really matter of national security? I'm sorry, I put the spoons in the knife slot in the silver ware drawer, after having been repeatedly warned.
Yes, I used the smelly, sea-shell soap in the designer glass thing on the back of the toilet. I was out of Axe, what the hell am I supposed to use? I don't care if they are for decoration, I was dirty and needed some soap. That is the way a man thinks, baby. I am dirty, I am out of soap. "Oh, there are several pieces in that glass bowl on the toilet." I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT IS A BOWL OR NOT! Listen, the cost of an item does not define it. 40 bucks or not, it is a damn bowl, you want to know why? Because if I needed to, I could wash it and eat soup out of it.
We need a what? A new couch? Are you serious? This isn't going to turn into the "I'm fat" discussion again, is it? No. I didn't mean it that way...... Shit. I thought in your screwed up mental state you were implying this one would no longer hold up under the duress of your obesity. No, I am not calling you crazy. Shit....
Fuck, the Cowboys scored and I missed it! I don't know how, I was having a philosophical discussion about bowls, silverware and their proper locale, and your gargantuan shape because you have to wear size 6 pants. Please, allow me to enjoy my last few minutes of sanity in peace. Please?
Wait, where are you going? Shit........ Well, do not tell your mother I called you fat. I didn't, and still have no fucking clue how I could have insinuated it. I am going to get into the shower and finish watching the game, ok?
Yes, damn it. I will go put the clothes in the washing machine. I swear.
I have decided to seek professional help, a new therapist who understood how to handle these situations...........
My therapist:
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:03:59 (#)
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It's rare to find a man today that understands that being a sensitive, mature, communicative individual doesn't make him less of a man."""
It's rare to find a woman that won't abuse men who act this way. I did the fatal error of being "a sensitive, mature, communicative individual" with some girls and it gave me more trouble than anything. Girls feel better with Alpha males that doesn't give a shit about them. Of course they'll bitch about him a lot, but at least they won't take him for granted. Don't get me wrong, many men do the same thing with women. As soon as the girl falls in love, the hunt is over and they start cheating.
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THE PROFOUND TRUTH OF LIFE HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:25:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:37:49 (#)
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Glad to see this back up on the board!
If anyone on Uber does a good job with the male/female thing, Tobes does!
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Thanks Doll.
And I am puzzled as to who keeps wasting good dollars to put my scribblings up there. This post is a couple weeks old?
And for those of you who are confused, I am not married. This is not an actual occurence, it is my take on what goes through the Man's mind in these discussions, people.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:03:44 EDT (#)
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i considered giving this +2 two, but i realised you
should just get a divorce. You'd probably be doing her a favour.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:37:49 EDT (#)
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Glad to see this back up on the board!
If anyone on Uber does a good job with the male/female thing, Tobes does!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:59:56 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck, I'm lucky.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:43:37 EDT (#)
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Pure genius.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:38:40 EDT (#)
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Cookielass and berty are both awesome.
...Cookielass sure is irrational though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:03:59 EDT (#)
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It's rare to find a man today that understands that being a sensitive, mature, communicative individual doesn't make him less of a man."""
It's rare to find a woman that won't abuse men who act this way. I did the fatal error of being "a sensitive, mature, communicative individual" with some girls and it gave me more trouble than anything. Girls feel better with Alpha males that doesn't give a shit about them. Of course they'll bitch about him a lot, but at least they won't take him for granted. Don't get me wrong, many men do the same thing with women. As soon as the girl falls in love, the hunt is over and they start cheating.
It's just rare to find sane people nowadays. And I'm not saying I am.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:48:05 EDT (#)
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sweet
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:36:53 EDT (#)
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Yes, I used the smelly, sea-shell soap in the designer glass thing on the back of the toilet. I was out of Axe, what the hell am I supposed to use? I don't care if they are for decoration, I was dirty and needed some soap. That is the way a man thinks, baby. I am dirty, I am out of soap. "Oh, there are several pieces in that glass bowl on the toilet." I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT IS A BOWL OR NOT! Listen, the cost of an item does not define it. 40 bucks or not, it is a damn bowl, you want to know why? Because if I needed to, I could wash it and eat soup out of it.
+2 right there
Cookie vs. Berty, the epic duel:
Time for a famous quote:
Women forgive, but never forget.
Men forget, but never forgive.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:33:40 EDT (#)
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She's complaining about wearing a size 6?!?
I'm not even gonna touch that one, although I'd touch her if I could.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:15:19 EDT (#)
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she just wants a compliment every now and again to remind her that you still want to fuck her.
is that so much to ask?
she thinks you dont care.
maybe you dont.
maybe you need to think about that.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-17 10:41:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-17 10:40:53 EDT (#)
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Great Tobes.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:41:43 EDT (#)
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Heh, it's funny cuz it's true.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-07 21:39:34 EDT (#)
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Oh the truth...
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:32:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-10-07 13:55:29 EDT (#)
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fuckin a
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:50:49 EDT (#)
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It's not the wet towels on the floor that bug me... it's the wet towels on the bed. Specifically, HIS wet towel on MY side of the bed.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-07 09:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-07 05:51:15 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:58:36 (#)
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If I ask nicely and politely to not throw your wet towel on the bathroom floor causing it to mildew and you keep doing it, I'm going to turn into a psycho. No two ways about it.
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See, I wish I could be like that - reasonable.
If my husband throws his wet towel on the floor and it mildews, I'll throw it out. And when he says "Where's my towel?" I say "In the trash." And after a "discussion" he understands why throwing wet towels on the floor is a dumbass thing to do.
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<takes mental note>
No towel on the floor....bad things happen....Got it!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-07 08:40:35 EDT (#)
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Wisdom is latent throughout this post.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-07 05:51:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:58:36 (#)
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If I ask nicely and politely to not throw your wet towel on the bathroom floor causing it to mildew and you keep doing it, I'm going to turn into a psycho. No two ways about it.
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See, I wish I could be like that - reasonable.
If my husband throws his wet towel on the floor and it mildews, I'll throw it out. And when he says "Where's my towel?" I say "In the trash." And after a "discussion" he understands why throwing wet towels on the floor is a dumbass thing to do.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:20:07 EDT (#)
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GO AL BUNDY WOOOOO
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:58:36 EDT (#)
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Pent is right, I too have encountered men like this.
My mother was like this. I never, ever want to do the neurotic shit that she did.
But....
If I ask nicely and politely to not throw your wet towel on the bathroom floor causing it to mildew and you keep doing it, I'm going to turn into a psycho. No two ways about it.
Good stuff Tobes!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:49:32 EDT (#)
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But the question, cookie and co, really is, Does uber make me look fat? How about from this side?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:39:58 EDT (#)
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I want to buy a "No Ma'am" shirt.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:26:30 EDT (#)
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"Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors."
-Anonymous
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:43:19 EDT (#)
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(Some) Women should just fucking kill themselves.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-06 17:51:48 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for Al Bundy.
I haven't thought about that show in a while.
Uber Field Trip! We're ALL going to the NUDY BAR!!
WoooHooo!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 17:30:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-10-06 14:22:41 (#)
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CookieLass, you have to admit that there's an enormously fine line there. At some point, a man has to be a man, and a man who caters to your every whim isn't a man. Women don't find "sensitive" guys attractive -- they probably consider them pansies more than men do. Of course, they don't believe that, but when it comes down to it a woman wants a man to act and do so confidently.
And fuck if you're feeling unappreciated, the worst way to express it is to get mad over trivial bullshit. Guys do have brains, and most of them will talk about feelings if you bring it up.
And if you ever, ever, ask a guy if you're fat you better be prepared to take a "yeah baby, go hit the gym" because you fucking deserve it for even asking.
I'm tired of being required to come up with savvy answers to dumb questions. It's not wise to ask that kind of stuff, and it's not really fair when you get away with it.
Next time my girl asks me if I think she's fat I'm gonna ask her if she thinks my dick is too small.
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There's no fine line as I see it, interchange. Never once did I say that a man must bow to a woman's needs at every turn, because that's just plain stupid. That isn't a relationship. What I said was that people in relationships should treat each other with respect and politeness. Say thank you when they do something nice like clean the house or cook you dinner after they've worked all day. When they ask you to empty the dishwasher or run the wash, do it and do it correctly. Don't just throw shit around, because it intimates that you don't care. Besides which, it's childish and stupid. I also beg to differ on your point that men are ever willing to talk about feelings. They may be willing to sit on the sofa and stare blankly at you while you express what's inside, but it's a VERY rare thing that they listen, acknowledge you, and try to amend. Generally it goes in one ear and out the other, noted as nagging and complaining, and if you're lucky, they'll buy you flowers and hope you forget about the whole thing. EVERYTHING I said, btw, applies to men and women alike. Happy relationships are built on couples that care for and respect one another.
I will, however, happily give you the point that any woman who asks her man if she's fat deserves to be told she is, whether it's true or not. That's just a stupid question any day of the week. No one should have to come up with witty sidesteps to avoid confrontation they aren't responsible for. The instance in Siskel's story was different, though.
I thinkyour plan is brilliant, but don't be shocked or get mad when she says yes. Because any woman who asks if she's fat is going to tell you your cock is too small, just to be tacky. Incidentally, when she asks if she's fat, all she really wants is for you to tell her she's pretty.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-06 17:20:43 EDT (#)
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bt, dt
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-10-06 14:22:41 EDT (#)
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CookieLass, you have to admit that there's an enormously fine line there. At some point, a man has to be a man, and a man who caters to your every whim isn't a man. Women don't find "sensitive" guys attractive -- they probably consider them pansies more than men do. Of course, they don't believe that, but when it comes down to it a woman wants a man to act and do so confidently.
And fuck if you're feeling unappreciated, the worst way to express it is to get mad over trivial bullshit. Guys do have brains, and most of them will talk about feelings if you bring it up.
And if you ever, ever, ask a guy if you're fat you better be prepared to take a "yeah baby, go hit the gym" because you fucking deserve it for even asking.
I'm tired of being required to come up with savvy answers to dumb questions. It's not wise to ask that kind of stuff, and it's not really fair when you get away with it.
Next time my girl asks me if I think she's fat I'm gonna ask her if she thinks my dick is too small.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-06 13:22:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:54:42 EDT (#)
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no trouble at all throwing out what doesn't suit her.
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You'll be fine then. Well, you won't end up in a load of shit anyway, which is half the battle.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:50:22 EDT (#)
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Aww, Berty, that's a very sweet thing for a legless alter to say. If you want to continue the discussion, you can email me or hit me up on AIM or messenger... cookielass24.at.yahoo.com, or tinkerbell82380 on AIM... it's an interesting discussion to have with sane people.
No fear for me. I'm a strong girl who knows exactly what she wants and has no trouble at all throwing out what doesn't suit her. I know my own worth, and I know what I deserve.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:47:50 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:44:01 EDT (#)
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Quite so Cookie, just remmeber those words about sensitivity where written by you. We must first know ourselves before we can truly know another.
I can't think of any tactful way of continuing this conversation over a public forum. Just... take care of yourself ok? You're a real person and you've made me worry about you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:42:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:26:07 (#)
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And as far as I go... most men are born tools.
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Mostly true, I like to think it's society that encourages men to be fuckwits though. It's all tied in to that stuff about confidence.
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100% agreement with you there.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:39:10 EDT (#)
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"They think that behaving like anything less than John Wayne will turn them into a fag, and so they're SURE as hell not going to queer themselves up by telling the food and baby machine that she looks nice."
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Absolute brilliance. This is the funniest thing I have read on here in months.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:33:22 EDT (#)
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Nah, Berty, I'm not afraid to be alone. Sometimes I wish I were just so that I could feel the driving need that keeps people stuck together for no apparent reason. I just don't see a reason to give up on my boy when it's obvious to me that he loves me and is trying with all of his might to be a good man. He just had really incredibly shitty examples of what relationships should be when he was growing up, so he doesn't know what is the right thing to do. I had loads of therapy growing up to teach me what was right to do. Together, he and I are helping each other... it's a give and take.
But I fail to see how manners and acknowledging your mate boil down to empty lip service. When you go out to eat and your waiter brings you your food, don't you say think you? Voicing appreciation when you feel it isn't lip service. It's not an empty gesture. Just because you have a mutual respect and love for one another doesn't mean that you never have to say or do nice things. That's where neglect and resentment are born. Relationships are not self-sustaining. Each individual has to work to understand and maintain, because people are constantly shifting creatures. Our thoughts and needs change regularly, so we need reassurance. And lashing out is a cry for that reassurance.
One last thing and then I'll shut it: I don't equate sensitivity with being a pansy, but ALOT of men do. American men in particular. They think that behaving like anything less than John Wayne will turn them into a fag, and so they're SURE as hell not going to queer themselves up by telling the food and baby machine that she looks nice. It's rare to find a man today that understands that being a sensitive, mature, communicative individual doesn't make him less of a man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:26:07 EDT (#)
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And as far as I go... most men are born tools.
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Mostly true, I like to think it's society that encourages men to be fuckwits though. It's all tied in to that stuff about confidence.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:23:36 EDT (#)
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I guess what I'm saying is that maybe the only reason you're with this guy is because you don't want to be alone. That in reality the identity of the person sleeping next to you is irrelevant, just as long as they are there. I can relate to that. I imagine most people can.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:21:53 EDT (#)
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"stupid senitive pansy"
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You equate sensitivity with weakness. You ask for lip service and manners. You seek to treat the symptoms of problems rather than deal with the causes.
Notions such as mutual respect and love are all very well in a relationship but if both parties don't have a decent level of self-awareness, i.e. they know how and why they feel the way they feel, then they'll have a hell of a time forming a lasting relationship with anyone. In the past marriages where cemented together with obligation and duty. Now it's not about that. It's all about the bond.
I dunno. You seem quite a centered person, you don't seem to need anything from the relationship (emotionally speaking). Perhaps you'd be happier without the burden of the bloke annoying you?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:19:10 EDT (#)
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Cookie - you're so right.
And Tobes, funny post.
Submitted by cbear1856 (user info) at 2005-10-06 12:09:59 EDT (#)
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two words...
hell yeah
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:58:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:44:17 (#)
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She's right, I live with a couple that are just as uncommunicative and childish as one another
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You live with Apollo and Shandy?
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Har Har
No, those two are actually the same person. Shamone!
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I KNEW IT
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:49:45 EDT (#)
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You missed the point completely, Berty. If she knew he cared for her, she wouldn't have those types of feelings. Women need to be less sensitive and moody, and men need to be more communicative. And by that, I don't mean the stupid senitive pansy. I mean look your woman in the face at least once a day and tell her you love her. If she cleans or cooks, say thanks. If she look nice, say so. All it is is voicing observations and plain old everyday MANNERS. They go quite a long way.
And as far as I go... most men are born tools. They have to be taught to be decent and worth knowing. Generally this happens when they're children, but not always. Mine is learning that when things occur to him, he needs to open his mouth and say them, because as awesome as I am, I'm not a psychic detective. I leave that up to Cartman.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:44:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:40:02 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:52:10 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 (#)
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I know guys like this too.
It goes both ways.
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She's right, I live with a couple that are just as uncommunicative and childish as one another
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You live with Apollo and Shandy?
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Har Har
No, those two are actually the same person. Shamone!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:42:47 EDT (#)
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CookieLass, you are such a stereotypical 'grrl'. Why do you need to feel "memorable"? Isn't knowing that he cares about you enough? Or are you just afraid to say that your man's a tool who never does the washing up, takes you for granted and treats you like his whore?
Get rid of the dead wood, girl. Find a real man, not a boy.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:40:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:52:10 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 (#)
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I know guys like this too.
It goes both ways.
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She's right, I live with a couple that are just as uncommunicative and childish as one another
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You live with Apollo and Shandy?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:36:25 EDT (#)
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Generally, that sort of reaction comes from a woman feeling unappreciated. Especially if she asks you to do the same thing over and over and over again and you ignore her. Or say you'll do it and then don't. Makes a girl feel as though she's not memorable.
I have the silverware argument with my boyfriend all the time. I don't understand what's so difficult about putting things where they belong. Especially if she's the one who does the cooking and cleaning 9 times out of 10. When you're in the kitchen trying to cook dinner for a man who doesn't appreciate anything you do, after a long day of working, reaching into the drawer that is supposed to hold the spatulas but is instead full of towels or whatnot because you couldn't be bothered to put things back where they belong is more than inconvenient. In some cases, it could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. It doesn't make her crazy to be upset over it... especially if there's issues.
And the whole dredging up the past thing... what she's trying to tell you (and what you would hear if you bothered to take time out of your oh-so-busy sports watching regimen) is that those are examples of ways you've hurt her. Yes, it's a stupid way of doing it, but you don't really listen when she tries to tell you anything else, so why would you listen to her then? Sometimes the only way to catch and hold your attention is to have a minor meltdown. Or a major one, depending on how much of your attention she needs.
Want it to stop? Do what she asks you to do when she asks for help. Do it CORRECTLY (ie the way she's asked you to do it a million times before), and do it the first time she asks. Tell her she's pretty on a regular basis, and stop ignoring the way she feels. You'd be amazed at how effectively that sort of thing works.
+2 because the level of your bafflement amuses me. -1 because your level of bafflement annoys me. Either way, made me smile. PLus, I enjoy you in general.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:17:51 EDT (#)
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"a 99 pound, C cup-red haired lady"
I'll take one of those to go. please!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:03:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:56:38 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 (#)
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I know guys like this too.
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Having the "I'm fat" complex, the OCD about silverware, or what?
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No, being very immature, cranky, whiney, making little things into huge arguements.
I don't think it's a female condition, I think it's a human condition.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:56:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 (#)
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I know guys like this too.
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Having the "I'm fat" complex, the OCD about silverware, or what?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:52:33 EDT (#)
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Or you could keep her shackled in a woman-sized box underneath your bed for a week, only bringing her out to void her system, eat whatever food you've generously decided to give her, and maybe jiggle your nonce if you're in the mood.
That'll give her plenty of time to work through her issues and leave that 'moody bitch' noise at the curb.
And, if nothing else, it'll end that paltry "i'm fat" bullshit. Honey, do you still fit in The Box? Yeah? Well then you aren't fat. Now get back in there before I use the prod.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 (#)
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I know guys like this too.
It goes both ways.
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She's right, I live with a couple that are just as uncommunicative and childish as one another.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:49:01 EDT (#)
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You could always, you know, actually help out around the house a bit.
Not that that would neutralize the 'moody bitch' virus, but it would certainly go a long way to keeping it at bay.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:42:43 EDT (#)
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I know guys like this too.
It goes both ways.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:41:09 EDT (#)
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Amen brother.
All women have at least a partial portion of "moody crazy bitch" in them. The only thing that varies from one to another is the amount of time they stay in "moody crazy bitch" mode.
Submitted by Cannupuppy (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:41:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:29:23 (#)
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HAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Stuff like this makes me glad I'm single.
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Amen!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:39:22 EDT (#)
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dammit!!! this post made me feel fat. i KNOW you were flirting with that TROLLOP!!!!
hahahaha
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:37:32 EDT (#)
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Once again I say...No weddings for me.
No fucking way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:31:14 EDT (#)
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There are real people who feel this way. They suck, their partners suck for having such poor judgement and they both deserve each other as punishment.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:29:23 EDT (#)
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HAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Stuff like this makes me glad I'm single.