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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-10 08:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The "not so bad" old days...

Submitted by Cacoo (user info) at 2009-02-10 08:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think my computer just lost it's innocence :(

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-10 07:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ow, my one innocent brain!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA!

I totally missed this.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA! "Gay beers of the world"

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best post ever.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-09 17:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-10-09 17:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol @ fart in my mouth

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-07 23:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite part is that all the links are IE but you're using Mozilla. Also the fact that you've got DAEMON Tools for playing bootlegged PC games.

God I'm such a fucking nerd.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Harrison Ford seems slightly out of place

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-07 16:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-07 16:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-07 16:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heart tranny whores

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-07 09:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tie a rope with a rock on the end of the cock

but it's a powerful boner, not a mere rod, so you would need to measure the COMPRESSIVE strength

you would need to put the rock directly onto the upright bone to measure, when catastrophic failure is reached and the boner has surpassed elastic deformation, remove the rock, if not, put more rocks on until a winner emerges

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-07 09:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm laughing so hard right now.

world's hardest boners???

how does one measure the tensile strength of a rod?

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-07 09:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A ton of funniness.

Pirates of the Carribean..... awesome.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-07 08:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-07 05:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cum chuggers.
Flop shopping.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-07 04:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dead people cocks! hahahaha!

Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-07 03:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What seperates a regular butthole from a Pro Butthole?

Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-07 01:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Horse Whisperer? You're gay for that, and that alone!

That alone I say!

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-07 01:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that your work files are in between "Fat Black and Old" and "Throbbing Peckers"

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-07 01:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never thought I'd say this, but you rock.

Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-07 00:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gay Matrix Fanfic

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-06 23:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


See you in hell!

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 23:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WWE RAW?
WHO'S WILLIONG TO BET THAT ISNT WRESTLING
IVE RATED THIS THREE TIMES AND I SITLL LAUGH
FUCK

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 23:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DEAD PEOPLE COCKS?
THIS COULD BE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES TALKING BUT WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me Marry me

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Harrison Ford

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must say, "Oh Boy!" is the most frightening to me, simply becuase of what it COULD be and why exactly you'd be THAT excited about it.

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Harrison Ford went to my highschool and I bet he'd be damn proud to be listed right above a Tranny Whore

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell is wrong with you

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

World's Hardest Boners

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahaha this was so awesome.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Elton John lookalikes? Does that mean you liked my spread?

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Wept.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Rimmer Squad

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the horse whiseperer! haha

Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stryper Monthly.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

John Madden Naked

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ASS FULL OF GREASE!!!

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to say that was a lot less NSFW than i thought it would be.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-06 20:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you masturbate a lot


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