Um, So, I'm bored, and High, so... SPT? (20570 hits)
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Submitted by Whiplash (View user info) at 2005-10-06 22:02:46 EDT
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:04:28 EDT (#)
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this is amazing.
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:46:05 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:42:42 EST (#)
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Smoking herb = auto +2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:36:55 EST (#)
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awwww. poor nemo!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-10 23:04:29 EDT (#)
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Yo estoy sober now...
I just noticed the Joint is on fire and they're in the water
HOW TEH FUK DUZ DAT VERK
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-08 00:34:14 EDT (#)
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That turtle is on full for sure
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-07 13:39:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-07 08:57:35 EDT (#)
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Awesome. I just fell off the wagon a couple of days ago. That's right kids, I'm back to being a pothead! I can't even remember why I quit in the first place.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-07 07:25:05 EDT (#)
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I liked that
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-07 00:18:13 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-06 23:03:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:59:49 EDT (#)
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I dont get it.
You're a fucking queer, Whiplash.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:34:46 EDT (#)
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ok now that I'm high this post makes so much more sense.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:29:02 EDT (#)
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forgot to add: But no, i cant top the acid thing. That's insane. That'd make a really good read. GOGOGOGO MAKE IT MOTHERUFCKER!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:24:50 EDT (#)
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i have good shroom stories: I thought my cousins face was melting off and i kept touching her face- the family thought i was a pervert forever but they kinda let it go after she got pregnant with her 17 year old boyfriends son. Laugh laugh laugh- now who cant keep her legs closed? Yeah, thats right: SUCK IT GRANDPA.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:21:44 EDT (#)
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whiplash first off I don't do family events without being stoned, but I'm old and really good at it.
Secondly I can top that with the day I spend with my mom and sister tripping my face off on 3 hits of acid.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:21:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:19:05 (#)
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Orgasma...sounds like a city in Idaho or something.
And you're right...if you're going to PEEL OUT of a drive thru, why not aim for the kid on the bike?
Or if you're going to ditch someone at a carnival, why not make it your black sister?
Definitely not stoned tonight, but I've definitely been drinking since 7.
Seems like a good time to get on XBox live and annoy the shizzo out of some peeps.
*sigh*
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IM DOING THAT RIGHT NOW OMFG!
I KEEEP SAYING NIGGER AND THEY'RE LIKE OMG SHUP
MY FRIEND KEEPS BITCHING SAYING IM OING TO FUCK HIS ACCOUNT UP AND GET BANNED BUT I JUST PEED A LITTLE AND HE SLIKE LOL
Um.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:19:05 EDT (#)
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Orgasma...sounds like a city in Idaho or something.
And you're right...if you're going to PEEL OUT of a drive thru, why not aim for the kid on the bike?
Or if you're going to ditch someone at a carnival, why not make it your black sister?
Definitely not stoned tonight, but I've definitely been drinking since 7.
Seems like a good time to get on XBox live and annoy the shizzo out of some peeps.
*sigh*
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:18:16 EDT (#)
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You know what, I actually could make a post out of the time I went to a family Event Stoned off my ass.
That'll have to wait till tomorrow niggaz.
LOL I SED NIGGUHS>
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:15:33 EDT (#)
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wait I"m not high right now...be back in 5
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:15:03 EDT (#)
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those commercials are retarded really, I mean who blasts out of the drive through with out actually aiming and the small black child.
Orgasma - dude I been there...too many times already.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:06:49 (#)
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dude I jsut saw the one commercial where its 'just tell you grandmom you missed dinner with her because you were stoned' and I'm thinking...if I'm stoned there is no way I'm missing that dinner cause gram's cooking is of the fucking hizzie!
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Thats more or less what I was thinking
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:12:30 EDT (#)
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Why not just get gram stoned with you, and then you both can eat?
And then you can seduce her, like you've always wanted to.
What??? Don't look at me like that.
A good buzz, a stomach full of eats, and a pliant grandmother? What more could a man want?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:08:18 EDT (#)
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Gram's cookin is purty tyte i muss say so mahsulf.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:06:49 EDT (#)
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dude I jsut saw the one commercial where its 'just tell you grandmom you missed dinner with her because you were stoned' and I'm thinking...if I'm stoned there is no way I'm missing that dinner cause gram's cooking is of the fucking hizzie!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:04:57 EDT (#)
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PS I MADE THIS
I HAVE TALENT I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:04:40 EDT (#)
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Oh hiLARious.
I work with Nemo on basically a daily basis.
To quote Affleck from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back: Fuck that stupid fush. Fuck him in his stupid ass. That fucking clownshoe.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:03:21 EDT (#)
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LOL RESIZE U FUCKSTICK