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The Long Way Home (612 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dreg (View user info) at 2005-10-07 19:02:38 EDT


They're after me again. I can sense it. The thirst for blood is in the air, and it only makes sense for them to want mine.

I wish they could just understand that I haven't gone anything wrong. The mob is just so blind to the truth that they must blame someone.

I can't keep going through this, one of these days they will get me. They'll smash my face and break my bones. All that they would leave behind would be my mangled corpse.

Nobody knows the risk I face every time I do this. Will I make it out of here?

Even when I'm out of enemy territory I'm still not safe. These people are devoted to my demise, to making my life a living hell. Some would call it loyalty to their beliefs, I call it insane.

No man should have to live like this. To have to check the car mirrors everytime they drive to be sure nobody is following them. Nobody should have to take the long way home to avoid the answering machine and it's messages promosing violence.

When I actually make it home, after I unplug the phone, then is the only time I can relax. Only one week till I get to go through all of this again

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-07 23:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The football helmet came into view about two sentences too soon, but

it seems you're also the recipient of a forfeit so here's a deuce.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-07 21:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tee hee

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-07 19:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep. You fuck wit da bull ya get da horn.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-07 19:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

eh. picture made up for it

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-07 19:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.
The picture is PERFECT for this.


Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death