Fuck, Rizzo. Look what you did... (725 hits)
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Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-10 02:29:51 EDT
Uber, I present to you a problem brought on in recent days by one of our most respected members, antluvdog (AKA Rizzo).
For years, HAHA Rabbit!! had roamed the site, free from the distraction that any fellow rabbits might cause. This land has been his stomping ground, and nobody has been around to share it with. HAHA Rabbit!! has grown accustomed to living on his own, and he's very fond of it now. Nobody knew how HAHA Rabbit!! would react to another rabbit's introduction to Uber.
Until last week... Rizzo, in an act of sheer linkwhoring, used the title "Naked Camwhore of a Girl that was Just in my Apartment" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/76472) to draw in many curious viewers.
By now, most of realize that these posts never deliver what they promise, leaving the reader with one of three things:
1. Goatse- Sure way to get banned, but some assholes will draw you in with a title like the one above and put goatse in the post.
2. Cheap play on the "Camwhore of the chick I'm gonna fuck tonight" bandwagon.
3. HAHA Rabbit!! or some other Uber-exclusive cult figure.
Rizzo threw us all a curveball. He put none of the following in his post, nor did he put the camwhore of the lady that was in his apartment. Instead, he introduced another rabbit to Ubersite. He introduced us to NOPE! RABBIT! What he didn't think to realize is that NOPE! RABBIT! is female. HAHA Rabbit!! is male.
By the end of the week, thanks to Rizzo's blatant negligence, we were overrun with the little motherfuckers. Just look at what Rizzo has caused.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:05:58 EDT (#)
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This message number is the numbers you have to punch in for the word "porno"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-10 13:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's strange...This entire time I thought it was called "Not funny, Rabbit".
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-10 12:22:59 EDT (#)
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a number of months ago, maybe even last year, there was a series of alters who posted on post, with a provocative title, and a body consisting of "HAHA RABBIT!"
thats all i go t.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-10 09:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-10 08:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
teh piper mcpiperson had her meeps last night.
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AWWWWWWW! gimme one!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-10 09:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A bunny lives in the lawn outside our dorm, so my mom got me bunny food to try to get it to like me. The very conservative chick who lives in the adjoining dorm tried to forbid me to meddle with the natural mystic ways of the bunny, because she says "it will learn to depend on me, and one day I won't live in the dorm anymore."
4 years is a long time for a wild bunny to live. And even if I lost interest, I doubt it would forget to eat grass.
Then I tried to convince her that if it's really not God's way for me to mess with the bunny, the bunny will simply bite me and I'll contract tularemia. What better revenge could a bunny hope for than to give a malicious human a wretched death of multiple organ failure?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-10 08:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
teh piper mcpiperson had her meeps last night.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-10 04:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-10 02:59:18 (#)
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Tell about the rabbits again, George!
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+2 for this- I'm reading this with my GCSE class this term.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-10 03:36:44 EDT (#)
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fascinating
and when do you expect to hear back from the Pulitzer committee?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-10 03:15:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-10 03:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-10 02:59:18 EDT (#)
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Tell about the rabbits again, George!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-10 02:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awwwwwwww! Look at the fluffy bunny wunnys!
It occured to me that Uber needs an offical historian. The individual occupying this position must provide original links to the Uber specific icons such as HaHa Rabbit and the hot dog thrown down the hallway (or something like that).
i'm still somewhat new around here and it is wearisome sometimes to search for the first occurances of the legends.
Submitted by DieKreutzen (user info) at 2005-10-10 02:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm haasenfeffer. Mein favourite.