My Curriculum Vitae Which Shows How Careers Advice Is Wrong. Follow Your Dream. (3334 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2005-10-10 15:11:38 EDT
Merlina. 1983. Age 13.
Place: Headmasters office with the local Career's Adviser, Mr Atkins.
Mr Atkins: "So, Merlina, have you thought about what career you'd like?"
Merlina: "Well.... not really. I like animals so maybe I could be a vet? Or... a gardener as I quite like nature and plants..... hey I know... a farmer!! Or a florist. I adore flowers.. and growing things and...."
Mr Atkins: "No, no, no. That wouldn't suit you at all. How about being a... *patronising smile*... how about being a secretary?"
Merlina: ...
Door slams shut behind swish of black cloak (well I was a Goth back then. Shut it!)
Merlina. 1986. Age 16.
Place: Kitchen at parents' house. Talking to scary Dad.
Merlina: "Daa-aad".
Dad: "Mm-hmm?"
Merlina: "My English teacher thinks I'm really good at writing".
Dad: "Hmm, that so?" *carries on reading book about battleships by Douglas someone*
Merlina: "Yep. And she thinks that now I've passed my O'Levels English Language & English Literature Grade A's that I should maybe go into English teaching".
At this point Dad actually puts book down and looks me in the eye.
Dad: "Look, Merlina, you'll go out and get a job like everyone else around here. Earn your keep, young lady.."
His book covers his face.
Just as well.
I was giving him the finger.
Merlina. 1987. Age 17
Place. Basildon theatre.
-I had left my parents home and taken the job as a magician's assistant to The Great Kavari. Polish chap. The clothes were barely there, but I was seventeen - had a body I'll never have again. The poor lighting men got through boxes and boxes of tissues. They said it was because they were sweating a lot.... It was exhausting and not much fun. Being cut in half is no novelty when it's twice a day I can tell you.. Bugger this....
Merlina 1988 Age 18
Place: Circle K, Hertfordshire, England.
Somehow I blagged my way into telling the interviewer that I could manage their shop. False confidence should never, ever be underestimated was a lesson I learnt quickly. It was okay. Early starts, late finishes. Even to this day I 'face up' tins in my food cupboard at home so you can see the front of the label. But baked beans, toilet rolls? I needed more interesting stock...hmmm...
Merlina 1989 Age 19
Place: Sock Shop, Euston Station, London, England.
Ahhh this is more like it... socks, stockings, undies... woooo....
Head Office (1995): "Hi Merlina. New rule. You have to wear the opaque patterned tights and a short skirt to show the company stock."
Merlina: ....
Door slams shut behind swish of leather jacket & jeans (not a Goth anymore. Ha!)
Merlina. 1995. Age 25
Place: Comitti Clockworks, Walthamstow, London, England.
Interviewer: "So, Merlina. What makes you think that you would be good as a grandfather clock repairer?"
Merlina: "Well.... um.... I like clocks....and...er... I work hard" *smiles earnestly*.
Yay!
Merlina: (2 years later) "Er... spiders web again I'm afraid madam. Yes. Its fine now. See.. it chimes".
What have I done I'm bored.... Fuuuuuck!
Merlina. 1997. Age 327... sorry 27
Interview: Morgan Stanley, Canary Wharf, London, England.
Merlina: *bullshit*
Interviewer: "You have the job as Document Control Manager. Here's lots of money".
Merlina: Woo. Okay then. Result! A good job at last!
-I then proceeded to work my bollocks off. For five years. Until one morning at my sisters, about to call work sick with a hangover (a rare occasion I must add), I got a call from my agency.
Agent: "Sorry Merlina.. Yes, everyone in the team was made redundant. Yes...everyone from the whole team....today... do you want me to look for something for you?"
Merlina: *sobs*
Merlina. January 2002. Age: 32
Place: Middlesex Hospital. England.
Merlina: *sobs*
Doctor: "You silly girl. You have been at home with pneumonia for four weeks. You nearly DIED".
Merlina: *small voice* "ow....can I have a cigarette?"
Door slams shut behind swish of white coat.
Merlina: oh.
Merlina. March 2002 Age: a weary 32
Place: The Channel Tunnel Rail Link, St Pancras, London. England.
Interviewer: "Great.. You have the job as a Document Controller" (not manager).
Merlina: *sigh* "okay. Ta."
Works in depressed silence. Uber is the only entertaining part of the day.
Manage to complete a City & Guilds in Floristry. Happy times!! Start freelance floristry trade as well as work. Things are looking up!
Chats with The Bloke about life...career... crap etc. Tell him about the chat with the careers advisor.
Merlina: "So you see, I've always wanted a farm. And a florist shop. Please don't laugh at me..."
The Bloke: "Come on Merlina girl. Don't lose 'you'. You have the certificate for the flowers. Let's just work in London for two more years and we'll BUILD you that farm. And then you can grow things.. and you can get your shop..."
Merlina *sobs with gratitude in someone else's belief in her*
The Bloke: "Why don't you get a better job for now to make life better while we're in London?"
Merlina September 2005 Age: 35
Place: An office in City Road, London, England.
Interviewer: "Great!! You have the job as Planning & Document Control Manager. Have LOADS of money! Start in November".
Merlina: WOOOO!!
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Merlina: present day
Place: At home. With a glass of red wine. Fucking happy and looking forward to my future - finally.
I knew I wanted to be a farmer.
I knew I wanted to be a florist.
I knew what I wanted.
Life just gets in the way. It got in the way for FAR too long.
The Bloke made me remember the girl in the Headmasters office with the Careers Advisor. She knew who she was.
And the farm.... the flowers... the country... the lifestyle.
Is all back on track.
I may be the one of the oldest Uberers on here. If I have advice... it's to follow your dream..
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-22 17:46:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-22 15:30:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:16:56 EDT (#)
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"Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"
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this post should have ended with that line.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-30 17:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:34:19 EST (#)
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YES.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:02:47 EDT (#)
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Generic ending, but nice pace.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:16:56 EDT (#)
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"Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:26:07 EST (#)
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Thanks. I will.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:22:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:12:03 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:57:48 (#)
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I've rated this before - it's still good.
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C'mon, fess up.
Nobody cares.
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So fessed.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:12:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:57:48 (#)
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I've rated this before - it's still good.
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C'mon, fess up.
Nobody cares.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:57:48 EST (#)
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I've rated this before - it's still good.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:01:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Bloke (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:51:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:41:19 EDT (#)
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There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-16 05:10:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:18:15 (#)
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Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:16:24 (#)
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Would you consider posting some pics of you when you were 17? I'm asking because a friend of mine wants to know
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<sits around waiting for pic>
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:13:59 EDT (#)
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Can i beat off to this now?
No?
BUT IT IS MY DREAM!
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:58:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:17:45 EDT (#)
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you lady.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:17:27 EDT (#)
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Good for
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:10:01 EDT (#)
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My dream is to have a dream...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-11 20:00:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:42:50 EDT (#)
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very profound there ETS.... also very true.
I was disappointed not to meet you at Ubercon. I like your posts. Hope you had a good night at Anon, it's pretty good there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:36:39 EDT (#)
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If everyone followed their dreams the world would be full of astronauts and rock stars.
Everyone would be a celebrity.
No one would sweep the streets.
No one would clean vomit off the floors of bathrooms.
No one would maintain the sewer system.
And no one would be there for me to step on to get where I want to be.
The fulfillment of a man's dreams lies in the shards of the shattered dreams of others,
so don't be afraid to step on people to get what you want because they'd do the same to you.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Best of luck to you, woman. Sorry that I didn't get to meet you before I disappeared off to the US.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:44:30 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha... Danger that was funny..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:51:54 EDT (#)
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I'm older than you, but you're right about the cream, cream is a taste sensation, especially on cakes. Lemon cream on a banana cake is teh roxor, but an ordinary chocolate sponge with freshly whipped cream is also something to behold, not to mention ice-cream cakes, like an ocean liner for example, god knows how they do the black on the funnels but really, who gives a fuck because real cream mixed with ice-cream is a carnival of textures, and then you've got mock cream which is like world war 1, there's a time and a place to be sure but I think most people would still go for a more traditional shake and pour va..ri..e..ty... wait......... you said dream..... I'm, so, fucking, sorry..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:35:46 EDT (#)
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er... thats "a month off"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:33:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:29:03 (#)
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I loved the way this was set-up. This is definitely B@W material. Good luck with everything!!!
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thanks! am currently at home as I have a month of so sitting planning and plotting (about plots)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:29:03 EDT (#)
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I loved the way this was set-up. This is definitely B@W material. Good luck with everything!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:59:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:29:32 (#)
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I fucking hate Computers and Ive done nothing But IT jobs since I was 18. Back to something tangible and creative and challanging I say, Horticulture is teh r0XoRs!!!!!
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Nature is life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:17:32 (#)
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I really liked this. Seems you're not far from your dream, sincere congratulations are in order.
On a personal note, I know EXACTLY what I want from life, and this may sound strange, but I don't want it just yet. I WANT to struggle hard to reach my goal. I WANT it to take many years to achieve. I WANT it to wait until I'm in my 30's or even 40's before I get what I want. I have too much living & learning to do in the mean time.
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It tastes much sweeter knowing that I've learnt so much in the meantime. You are absolutly right. Thats why I wouldn't particulary want to win the lottery. You have the money - you can go and get what you want. Thats not what life is for.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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I'm 30 now and plan on buying some land with greenhouses and growing flowers in the next few years. Loads of grants available to get started, Selective breeding is awesomly interesting and theres a good solid market for the product.
Ive also experimented a fair bit with hydroponics and would love to explore that on a commercial scale.
I fucking hate Computers and Ive done nothing But IT jobs since I was 18. Back to something tangible and creative and challanging I say, Horticulture is teh r0XoRs!!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:25:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:17:32 (#)
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I really liked this. Seems you're not far from your dream, sincere congratulations are in order.
On a personal note, I know EXACTLY what I want from life, and this may sound strange, but I don't want it just yet. I WANT to struggle hard to reach my goal. I WANT it to take many years to achieve. I WANT it to wait until I'm in my 30's or even 40's before I get what I want. I have too much living & learning to do in the mean time.
This will make it all the sweeter when I achieve it, as I'm sure is the case for you.
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is it sex with the corpse of an older relative?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:17:32 EDT (#)
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I really liked this. Seems you're not far from your dream, sincere congratulations are in order.
On a personal note, I know EXACTLY what I want from life, and this may sound strange, but I don't want it just yet. I WANT to struggle hard to reach my goal. I WANT it to take many years to achieve. I WANT it to wait until I'm in my 30's or even 40's before I get what I want. I have too much living & learning to do in the mean time.
This will make it all the sweeter when I achieve it, as I'm sure is the case for you.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:47:27 EDT (#)
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>starts jumping up and down<
I can get wellies!!!!
I don't forsee much farm work getting done though if I come live with you to leech off your dream like a big....dream parasite thingy or..something...
I see a lot of wine consumption and very little cow poo shovelling. The Bloke can do that, he's a dude, dudes dig manly jobs like lifting and stuff. I'll look after the nice animals that don't sleep in the their own excrement. Bunnies, or something.
Yeah.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:24:51 EDT (#)
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Ahh Butters..you can come too as long as you have some decent wellies..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:22:47 EDT (#)
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What I've got now is pretty good. Throw in a nice laydeeee to keep me warm at night and maybe some chitlens for that whole 'purpose' thingy and I'm all set.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:18:30 EDT (#)
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I have to admit it is fairly odd reading anything from you guys now because I imagine a real face instead of a 'The Ring' style smeary grey mask of nothingness. Sometimes with cartoon elements, like a funny hat or something equally as quirky.
I have no dream, can I come and live with you and leech off yours?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:18:06 EDT (#)
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Thank you. And I know exactly what you mean..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:14:32 EDT (#)
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Well, there's a sharpness to your charachter. Your know what you want, what you believe in and you focus on it. When I went into that pub I was expecting someone... softer.
Like I say, it's not a slight or anything, I was just caught off gaurd by your personal drive.
I'm surrounded by flaky people and it was very refreshing.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:14:15 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha. true words.
And age helps.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:11:49 EDT (#)
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It's not a bad thing, indeed I shouldn't have been so suprised. Your ideals wouldn't have survived being in London otherwise.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:10:53 EDT (#)
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You'll need to explain that one a bit please, Berty...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:07:27 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:47:12 (#)
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It's weird reading your posts now. You've got a bit of an edge in real life.
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an edge?
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Yep.
An edge.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:07:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:47:12 (#)
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It's weird reading your posts now. You've got a bit of an edge in real life.
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an edge?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:05:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:47:12 EDT (#)
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It's weird reading your posts now. You've got a bit of an edge in real life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:24:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:20:22 (#)
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Awesomeness. I do like your serious posts. I think i might have a few months where i just post real writing instead of funny pics etc!!
Well done. I loved the "door slams after swish of...."
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thanks El Fabit O
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:20:22 EDT (#)
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Awesomeness. I do like your serious posts. I think i might have a few months where i just post real writing instead of funny pics etc!!
Well done. I loved the "door slams after swish of...."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:15:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:53:36 EDT (#)
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE PLURALISING THINGS THAT DON'T REQUIRE IT?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:52:26 EDT (#)
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Ah. Good work, woman.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:31:43 EDT (#)
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I have you beat by 7 years. "weeps"
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:31:17 EDT (#)
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See it's when I read shit like this that I think I really should have a dream.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:16:24 (#)
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Would you consider posting some pics of you when you were 17? I'm asking because a friend of mine wants to know.
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I'll think about it.
Beacuse its for your friend, you understand.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:16:24 EDT (#)
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Would you consider posting some pics of you when you were 17? I'm asking because a friend of mine wants to know.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:09:18 EDT (#)
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awwwwwwwwwwwww.
Well, thanks...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:07:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:33:59 (#)
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wow...
Does the bloke have a brother who maybe emigrated to the States? Please?
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sadly, he's an only child.. but I'm sure you'll find your Bloke too Crystle..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:06:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:51:37 (#)
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I have you beat by two years :), but damn don't we get better with age. Or is that cheese?
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a fine wine darling.... a fine wine..
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:51:37 EDT (#)
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I have you beat by two years :), but damn don't we get better with age. Or is that cheese?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:39:08 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna follow my dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!
<removes underpants and digs up grandad>
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:37:42 EDT (#)
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Good stuff here...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:36:46 EDT (#)
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I really, really want to start my own business.
Someday.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:33:59 EDT (#)
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wow...
Does the bloke have a brother who maybe emigrated to the States? Please?
He sounds lovely, and very supportive. Congratulations!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:07:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:00:48 (#)
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Makes me want to log off of Uber and start typing my resignation letter, and go audition for Weezer.
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maybe you should...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:00:48 EDT (#)
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Makes me want to log off of Uber and start typing my resignation letter, and go audition for Weezer.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-10 16:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:57:28 (#)
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Did you ever get turned into a bunny?
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ha ha ha ha
Not when I was working for the magician no...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:57:28 EDT (#)
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Did you ever get turned into a bunny?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:56:08 EDT (#)
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inspirational.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:54:03 EDT (#)
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I don't have any dialog on my CV - it's all filled with conference proceedings and publications....maybe that's what I'm missing!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:36:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:20:32 (#)
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Great post. Have you written anyhting about being a magician's assistant? It sounds awesome! Please make something up for me if it was boring! Thanks. x
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Actually it wasn't so bad.. I might do a post about it soon.. I won't add the photo's though!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:20:32 EDT (#)
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Great post. Have you written anyhting about being a magician's assistant? It sounds awesome! Please make something up for me if it was boring! Thanks. x
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:18:33 EDT (#)
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well, good for you!
Grab it while you can, kiddies...JonnyX used to be a paper millionaire, then AOL went bust, and I went to being a paper nothingaire...
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-10 15:15:53 EDT (#)
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Good luck with all that.


