I don't like big boobs (13530 hits)
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Submitted by Jessica Andrews <jandrews81.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-10 18:45:47 EDT
It's not cool having to wear a bra every day since I was about 10.
That's freaking 13 years so far.
Why won't they stop? I don't want freaking watermelons in my bra!
I was happy with oranges. Grapefruits, okay. But now they're growing again.
Of course, all the guys are happy. Girls with small boobs are jealous. But neither category have any idea exactly how much it sucks to have big boobs. And now, one reason why boobs suck for every year I have had to wear a bra:
1. I can never find bras that fit. I seriously have to try on like 25 to maybe find one.
2. I have to buy shirts in a bigger size so they'll go around my chest and cover my stomach. Only that makes the rest - shoulders, arms, etc - look too big and stupid.
3. I can't remember a day when I didn't have back pain.
4. Bras dig into my skin from morning until night. By the end of the night, I usually have a nice ridge from where the underwire was digging into me all day long.
5. They're extra sore and sensitive when it's that time of the month.
6. I have to wear a regular bra AND a sports bra if I want to do any kind of physical activity.
7. Don't even get me started on finding swimming suits.
8. Guys stare at them CONSTANTLY. I hate this. Every girl has boobs. I don't know why that makes guys stare at big ones more. I just want to go up to them and yell at them. I seriously want to make them feel so bad for treating me like a piece of meat. I think I'm going to start going up to them and just punching them in the nuts and then walk away. Nothing else I've tried seems to work.
9. When people give me big hugs, they squish up against my ribs. This hurts a lot.
10. I know they're only going to get bigger when I get pregnant.
11. They're always in my way. You think I'd be used to them by now, but no.
12. There's no reason for me to keep a napkin on my lap when I'm eating. My chest catches all spills.
13. When standing up, if I look straight down, I can't see my feet.
I actually have more reasons, but I guess they'll have to wait until I'm older.
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-12-19 21:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have massive pecs. And huge guns, that too,
One question: Isn't this a positive?
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12. There's no reason for me to keep a napkin on my lap when I'm eating. My chest catches all spills.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 21:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo fucking hoo.
I'd bet you tip the scales at about 180...hence the melons for jugs.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-19 20:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You either show a picture or you don;t talk about them, sorry I don't make the rules I just talk about them.
RULE 1 show us your tits
RULE 2 see rule 3
RULE 3 I'm hungry
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-19 19:54:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:45:13 (#)
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lose some weight then you fat bitch
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bahahaha
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-19 19:53:23 EST (#)
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I don't like big boobs either, but I'm a guy. Have you considered reduction? I knew a girl who did that around the time she was 18 and she kept being hot.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-19 19:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Post a picture damnit!
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-12-19 19:24:44 EST (#)
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I'll have them, I myself am not blessed with a/any clevage
Submitted by MYOB (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:21:22 EST (#)
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Hormonal disorders that cause adult boobs to grow are more rare than shark bites.
Face it, you are getting fat.
Your waist and behind will catch up in a few months.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-10-18 23:56:52 EDT (#)
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I love how every girl responding to this post also happens to have huge cans.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:03:16 EDT (#)
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Just wait until your big ass starts to grow. If it hasn't already.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:51:28 EDT (#)
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"I think I'm going to start going up to them and just punching them in the nuts and then walk away. Nothing else I've tried seems to work. " No that won't work either. Nothing will HAHAHAHHAHAH
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-10-12 14:55:42 EDT (#)
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I feel your pain.
Oh wait, I'm Flatty McChesterson.
Just scoop some off onto mine, and we all win. I'm already outside your window with a knife.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:52:07 EDT (#)
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a complaint?
about big boobs?
say it isnt so.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up dude.
+2 big boobs / not fat
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:57:52 EDT (#)
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If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty
Then get yourself a woman with some itty bitty titties...
-David Allan Coe
Big boobs are overrated.
Gwen Stefani has the PERFECT rack.
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:31:23 EDT (#)
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+2 for making me laugh.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:29:19 EDT (#)
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I'm not jealous.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:16:09 EDT (#)
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Without a picture, I couldn't have less interest in your plight.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:53:56 EDT (#)
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And if your bra bothers you that much you should try another size.. or SOMETHING. Go measure yourself, or if you know what you are as of recent, Go find some bras that will fit. play around with the sizes. I don't understand how you have to try 25 bras to find one that fits, unless you're trying on stuff that isnt your size.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:51:23 EDT (#)
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Hmm.. So torn on the subject.
My girlfriend, who has above average sized breasts (D's and still going.. at 5'4 and 110 pounds... without being chubby..) Seems to enjoy them. Girls envy her guys are jealous of her boyfriend (me) and when she feels bad about something she just says 'oh well... at least I have boobs.' So there IS a plus-side to having big jubblies.
A: The guys like it. So even if the piggish ones like them, the right guys will probably too, so thats gotta be positive.
B: They're a conversation piece. I have witnessed my big-breasted girlfriend talking about them with other people, including faculty, friends, and family. They're also a conversation piece for me where i get to brag about my girlfriend's large breasts and laugh as my friends try to defend their own woman's small-titted-ness.
C: They fucking own. Seriously, Large breasts are great, they're soft, comfortable, squishy, and provide a place of saftey in any man's time of need. one of these would be if he ever broke his penis. Or had a large black man make a pass at him at a local bar. Or for any other reason. Its like a treat for your boyfriend to shove his face in your breasts, It'll (almost) always put a smile on his face.
D: ( ha ha, D) they are righteously fun to play with in the sack, or anywhere else.
So just try to enjoy something that you have before they start to sag and look ugly. Embrace what you are: A big titted woman. Seriously, there are not many better things on this earth. You should be proud. Unless you're fat. Then you should get skinny and have big knockers.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:43:10 EDT (#)
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This topic has been done to death.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:39:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 12:27:27 EDT (#)
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huge tracts of land, brilliant, also don't complain about guys staring, Im willing to accept that there are disadvantages to having them, but let us stare, its a compliment, and you'll never have to bother with makeup, as no-one is ever going to know what colour your eyes are.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 12:19:29 EDT (#)
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I used to know a girl who complained about her tits, I could obviously see (hur hur hur) where she was coming from, but I thought she was mad, men are kinda selfish I suppose.
She had little self confidence as well, huge tits and no confidence, doesn't make any sense. Maybe it was cos she was a tory.
I shoulda fucked her senseless, that'd of helped, and shagging in volcanic springs has to be great too, though the other 20 people might have complained. Anyway Im rambling, not thinking in straight lines at the minute, Im a bit ill, is this your first post? its pretty good.
also encase this hasn't been said yet, show us your tits.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:06 (#)
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c1ndy?
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No. you have my total sympathy though.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:45:13 EDT (#)
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lose some weight then you fat bitch
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:31:04 EDT (#)
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No Pic.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:22:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:20 (#)
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I don't think I'm as big as you are (not jealous though).. but I hear you on all of it!
They do get bigger when you're pregnant, but after the breast-feeding is done, they shrink again.
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They get smaller again??? Lucky you, mine sure as fuck didn't
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:11:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:58:43 (#)
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Berty there's no need to be so rude. I wasn't complaining. I was just pointing out that there are advantages and disadvantages to having small boobs AND big boobs.
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You're right, I apologise. I've no excuse.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:59:39 EDT (#)
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8. Guys stare at them CONSTANTLY. I hate this. Every girl has boobs. I don't know why that makes guys stare at big ones more. I just want to go up to them and yell at them. I seriously want to make them feel so bad for treating me like a piece of meat. I think I'm going to start going up to them and just punching them in the nuts and then walk away. Nothing else I've tried seems to work.
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You are intolerably naive. Of COURSE guys stare at the bigger boobies. I imagine that you would stare at a huge bulge whether or not you wanted to. Be happy that you notice THIS many guys staring; I assure you there are many more. The majority of straight men are too clever to let a girl catch them staring, and they are able to disguise it.
Are literally all the straight men living in the world noticibly staring at your tits? Think there are no crafty men staring? Wrong - remember that the ghosts of every mortal man previously living on Earth are staring too. And even if you noticed the ghosts, you couldn't punch them in the balls, could you? You'd just go through them.
I wish girls were staring at my balls all the time, but they'd rather ogle my roommate, so shut the fuck up and deal with the intolerable woes of being attractive.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:58:43 EDT (#)
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Berty there's no need to be so rude. I wasn't complaining. I was just pointing out that there are advantages and disadvantages to having small boobs AND big boobs.
Submitted by chgable (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
#10 : some breasts shrink after pregnancy
#12 : learn to eat properly
- Stop whining
- Get a breast reduction
- Girls with no tits suffer more than girls with big tits
- All girls have sore tits when it's that time of the month
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:37:25 EDT (#)
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You silly, big-titted bints don't even know your born. You're all complaining about 'unwanted attention' from boys but what if we took your tits away huh? What then?
You'd be alone and miserable. Or at least have led a more lonely and miserable life.
There are a vast number of 'unattractive' women out there who quite simply never have any fun. They don't even have the male advantage of bluff. They're just doomed to lonliness and despair.
Here you come, whinging about all the attention you get and it's like listening to some rich ponse whining about how hard it is carrying all his money about.
You should all be damn grateful for your breasts, they make your lives better.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:22:25 EDT (#)
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Having big boobs is kind of a pain. I'm so jealous of all my girlfriends that get to wear cute tube tops and strapless dresses and they don't even have to think about wearing a bra. But they are jealous of me because of all the attention I get from guys (even though most of it is unwanted). The grass is always greener, as they say.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:07:00 EDT (#)
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It's so ridiculous I actually laughed.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:25:03 EDT (#)
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I feel you pain - however...
2. I have to buy shirts in a bigger size so they'll go around my chest and cover my stomach. Only that makes the rest - shoulders, arms, etc - look too big and stupid.
I just wear tight tops that show off my waist otherwise it looks like I don't have one. Yeah so it shows off your boobs a bit but as long as its not low cut its okay.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:47:41 EDT (#)
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What the heat?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76836
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:44:13 EDT (#)
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this was a perfect opportunity to camwhore.
honestly, let's see some evidence.....please?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:21:36 EDT (#)
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I have to think this is shenanigans/an alter.
Either that or you're painfully ignorant about how to take care of your body.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-11 00:54:58 EDT (#)
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It needs more funny.
No negative rating though, because I feel your pain.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-11 00:49:57 EDT (#)
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I am looking into a reduction. My upper back has been bothering me a lot lately.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 23:04:44 EDT (#)
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14. they sag by the time you hit 30
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:31:26 (#)
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I DEMAND A PICTURE WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!
PHOTO!
PHOTO!
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Not too bright, are you, champ?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:32:36 EDT (#)
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I don't have much to say on the subject of big boobs since mine are small. Post was cute though.
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:31:26 EDT (#)
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I DEMAND A PICTURE WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!
PHOTO!
PHOTO!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:24:13 EDT (#)
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did you ever see chapelles show, when the girl wishes she didnt have big boobs? and the dave chapelle fairy grants that wish and then no one likes her anymore?
not that people wouldn't like you with small boobs. i'm just saying you would probably find it funny.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:12:52 EDT (#)
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You hate your big sacks of nut-busting fun? Let me get my violin...
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:12:30 EDT (#)
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What?
I was too busy staring at your boobs.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:11:55 EDT (#)
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i mean, you dont //have// to wear a bra... or a shirt... or anything. i mean, if you have huge tits, and look good- you shold be happy that you have guys drooling over you, and well, walk around naked. i think a few people may agree with me.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:49:37 EDT (#)
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that's true crystle.... i thought she was a bunch older in the pic.
HMMMM i think something is going on here.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:47:28 EDT (#)
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Medium sized tits are the best.
You should show us a picture of your rack, so we can make an unbiased assessment. And perhaps rub one out.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:45:17 EDT (#)
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you're right, leilani..unless she's recently started gaining alot of wieght.
not to mention the girl in the pic looks a little older than 23..
Hmm...I'm not sure, but I'm starting to feel "alter"
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:38:22 EDT (#)
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i just reread this
so are you saying, you are 23 and your boobs have "started growing again"?
that seems unusual.
?????
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:36:51 EDT (#)
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there was one girl that i worked with who was always trying to get me to stick my cock in her mouth, slip it in her cunt butter, etc. etc., but i wasn't interested. anyway, hers were tremendous; that wasn't a factor in why i wasn't interested, hey big small they're all good. nowadays i think i made a mistake, i may not have a similar opportunity again. anyway one day i got especially fed up with her and told her that she needed breast implants. she looked shocked.
"Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:22:26 (#)
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You have to face the fact that we men like boobies. Can I get a AMEN? Woo"
the only tits you've seen are on the computer screen and in the mirror, lardass. tweaking your nipples to the point of lactation doesn't make them any more feminine, by the way.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:33:08 EDT (#)
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All 13 of those my girl say are the same way she feels, so much big boobed love for you!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:14:41 EDT (#)
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I can help if you'd like to get pregnant anytime soon
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:20:49 EDT (#)
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Boobs are just a bunch of fat, beautiful, wonderful, make-me-drool
fat!
Seriously, I hear about back pain all the time from my ol' lady.
She nursed four kids.
Maybe the Government will give you a grant for a block-and-tackle bra.
The assholes here say with boobs like that you must be fat. Not true.
Fuck those guys. . .
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:51:14 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I don't like 'em, either. Preventing me from properly doing the crane pose in yoga ...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76674
Oh, wait, on women? They're great.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:49:08 EDT (#)
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HADLEY!!!!
Men. Honestly.
At least you didn't give him any specific size.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:46:05 EDT (#)
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hmm, perhaps I should do a post about your lingerie...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:39:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:29:21 (#)
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Hahahahaha
Jeffrey gets so much pussy, you don't even KNOW.
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Is it me, or is this the most disturbing statement EVAR?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:39:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69409
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:37:21 EDT (#)
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Two words.
Breast reduction.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:34:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:50 (#)
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I feel sorry for you...I am glad I have normal sized boobs!!
Yay!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:22:26 (#)
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You have to face the fact that we men like boobies. Can I get a AMEN? Woo
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Hahahahaha
Jeffrey gets so much pussy, you don't even KNOW.
Oh, and TigerLilly:
Oops! My bad! Didn't think you would come back to see that. My sincerest apologies.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:24:06 EDT (#)
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Look on the bright side:
With jubblies like those, all that time those flat-chested girls are spending developing "personalities" YOU can spend on useful things... Like learning to cook, or please your man.
Though, once again, with jubblies like those all you'll need to do to please him is to let him bury his face there about twice every 5 minutes, so there's even MORE time to, say, do his laundry.
I don't really mean any of that, I'm sure you have a LOVELY personality... Perhaps you could take your shirt off and let me nuzzle your personality... Unless you'd prefer I refer to them as huge... Tracts of land.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:23:04 EDT (#)
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I have met Crystle, and admired her cleavage in a kind of green dress (it was a pretty nice restaurant). They are quite nice, and quite proportionate.
That's all I can tell ya, Jack, she didn't let me measure them in any more scientific fashion. Like with my hands. Or....any other part of me.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:22:26 EDT (#)
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You have to face the fact that we men like boobies. Can I get a AMEN? Woo
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:19:36 EDT (#)
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i couldn't sleep tonight if I +ed this post. Just seen better, sorry.
did I just apologize for -1 this? shit...probably cause you have huge cans.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:12:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:02:31 (#)
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Says the slut with implants.
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Jessie?? Is that your name? I have no idea who you
are but you have it all wrong dear. I am far from a
slut. Now if you would like to take this further
I suggest you come to the next Ubercon and say that
to my face.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:12:20 EDT (#)
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HA!
Jack, I might get caught in traffic on the way over the bay...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:11:03 EDT (#)
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ill give you a +2 if you post your boobs
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:09:13 EDT (#)
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Oh, Jack! You're so funny! :)
Seriously, what a charmer.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:02:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:58:22 (#)
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"I think I'm going to start going up to them and just punching them in the nuts and then walk away"
Lets start a trend girl.
This was fucking great.
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Says the slut with implants.
And to the author of this post: The reason your tits are so big is because you are probably fat.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:01:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jessica Andrews
I was happy with oranges. Grapefruits, okay. But now they're growing again.
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:50 (#)
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I feel sorry for you...I am glad I have normal sized boobs!! Yay!
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:20 (#)
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I don't think I'm as big as you are (not jealous though).. but I hear you on all of it!
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I'll have to see all three of you in my office at the end of the day to render a final opinion on who has what.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:01:35 EDT (#)
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Needs more camwhore!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:01:02 EDT (#)
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If they are watermelon sized, it is a good bet that your stomach is 21" CRT-Monitor sized.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:58:22 EDT (#)
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"I think I'm going to start going up to them and just punching them in the nuts and then walk away"
Lets start a trend girl.
This was fucking great.
Welcome!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:55:33 EDT (#)
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+2 for inspiring me to call one of my future posts "Relocating the Nipple."
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:50 EDT (#)
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I feel sorry for you...I am glad I have normal sized boobs!!
Yay!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:36 EDT (#)
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Welcome to UBER we are kind of like a bra, you will fit in well here.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:27 EDT (#)
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Is this the Punky Brewster girl? She ended having huge knockers
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:20 EDT (#)
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I don't think I'm as big as you are (not jealous though).. but I hear you on all of it!
They do get bigger when you're pregnant, but after the breast-feeding is done, they shrink again.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:54:06 EDT (#)
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c1ndy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:53:49 EDT (#)
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Men. Love. Boobs.
Understand this. Seek not to question this. In the words of Jim Morrison, "Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why."
If we had them we'd stay inside all day and massage our nipples until they turned red and hard in our hands. Like flesh raisins.
Forget that last part.
Boobs make everything better. I don't like the dentist, but I love getting my teeth cleaned and checked out. Know why? Because the hygenist has Ds. Who could complain about having metal jabbed against their gums and along their teeth when they've got huge globes resting against the side of their head at the time?
Sorry about your predicament. A reduction, maybe?
You *do* realize this is only going lead to people asking to see them now, right? I mean, since you're so comfortable discussing them...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:51:05 EDT (#)
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1. I can never find bras that fit. I seriously have to try on like 25 to maybe find one.
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I'll be happy to help out. Just give me a ring at 1-800-BOOBGUY.
(I figured I should come back in because each of them deserves it's own little +2.)
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:50:31 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh because its the most obvious hitwhoring attempt ever. You should have said something about Jessica Alba in the title though.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:50:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:47:23 (#)
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Did you know you can have them reduced.
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Yes, I actually looked into getting them reduced a few years ago. Only since they have re-locate the nipple, there's only a 20% chance that one can breast feed after the surgery, and I think it's important to breast feed kids.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:47:50 EDT (#)
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As always, +2 for boobies.
Remember the zombies in 'Return of the Living Dead?'
I'm sort of like them. Except I stare and drool and say, "Booooooooobs!"
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-10-10 18:47:23 EDT (#)
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Did you know you can have them reduced.