Only because you asked (2602 hits)
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Submitted by Jessica Andrews <jandrews81.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-10 19:15:29 EDT
I won't post up a picture of just my boobs.
And I know that 2 posts on my first day is crap.
But all you bastards who think I'm fat can shut up.
This is the best pic I have of me on my work computer.
User Reviews
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a fox. Get over it.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty, and your boobs look like they're a dandy size. I don't see the problem.
*Follows intarweb trend* I'd do ya.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute.
Also nice to NOT see a big close up of you in the most flattering possible lighting holding up a big sign that says "LOVE ME I AM EVER SO PRETTY", like a lotta camwhores tend to go.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2kakke only because so many people DID ask for it...but a little bit tacky. Wait until the day after or post something with content in it with a camwhore.
And read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70579
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look just like me, only skinny. And pretty. Well shit, I guess you don't look like me at all.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats why its got a zero rather than -ve, but a bit blurry and crap really.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DCWoody, i'd say this is quite nice to look at. as for the question of an alter, googling the email adress leads to a girl's guestbook that was invaded by porn bots, but this person did sign it. however, the myspace account linked in that same guestbook entry belongs to a guy named Chris. so, i don't know. i don't think it is an alter, but it very well could be.
who cares? whoever that is, i wouldn't mind taking her for a good old fashioned bedroom rodeo.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-10-11 13:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it...
Show me your tits.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 12:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats with all the people -2ing this, she was asked for a camwhore and she gave one whats the problem?
But if you are gonna post something with no content but a pic, it should be unusual http://www.ubersite.com/m/69899
amusing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55550
nice to look at
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66824
or awesome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38520
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep, they're big all right.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:20:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey lady, why the broad face?
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She's jealous of my man boobs.
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh, I'd hit it if I had a dick.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey lady, why the broad face?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The belly's been altered but meh, +1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-11 04:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-11 04:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im with rad.. could be good from far, but far from good
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-11 04:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats with all these "pretty lady" comments.
This broad could very well be a "50 foot chick"
(looks good from about 50 feet)
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76836
Well, I feel better... now I must be going...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:40:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup big boobs and yup a pretty lady now lets see if you can write.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im gay
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh. I actually thought you showed promise.
Oh well.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd snort coke off of your ass...
...but don't consider that much of a compliment. There are few things I wouldn't snort coke from. (Cock being one of them, Shlongy, don't even ask.)
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what's the cup size
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What were you expecting? Fuck you.
-2 Go away.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot damn, lady. the only bad thing about getting into something with ample-bosomed femmes is they often have some sort of complex about their... assets. can make things unnecessarily difficult and complicated.
and, in the end, it's STILL worth it. what's best is when they start getting firm and round when she's aroused, and her nipples come to a hard point, almost vibrating in the air... you just need a man that can handle the baggage(and i'm not talking emotional)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat? Who would think you are fat?
What the hell is wrong with people?
Very cute.
If they -uh- I mean, if you are real and not an alter.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Start writing.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clarification:
You may be moderately attractive, but this was unnecessary, and I refuse to give positive ratings because you (although I suspect you are an alter like HFCS) dialed in the popularity formula.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:13:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Shit. You look good to me. Rock on.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Now please write something...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-10 21:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shit. You look good to me. Rock on.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
repost yer pic at ten am est, the ubervirgins will +2 you with one hand while jerking with the other.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you ever tittyfucked? I don't see how it's enjoyable for the woman.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your chest looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-10 20:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:19:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:17:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty lady.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like funbags, this I know
Because my hormones tell me so.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOMMA...pbtttt, pbtttt, pbtttt
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup big boobs and yup a pretty lady now lets see if you can write.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i didn't ask.
but nice pic anyway.
now post something real. please.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but let's be honest with ourselves here: It need less rock, and more boobie.
Perhaps a Rock Boobie.
A Rock Boobie with a dancing monkey on it.
A Rock Boobie with a dancing monkey on it who is also randomly shooting an AK-47 and shouting "Allahu Boobies!" Because he's so smart he knows how to talk people talk and not just monkey talk which is really just poo slinging.
What the Hell was this post about again?
Oh yeah, your boobies... I'll let you know my opinion after a masturbate like that dancing monkey would be doing. But he'd use a different hand than the one the AK as in. He might be a monkey, but even monkeys don't want to shoot off their Wangs.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dual Airbags.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can tell she did the photoshop on her gelly rolls that hang out past the top half.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kakke ahoy!
well, you only appear to be fat in the boob areas, and quite frankly, we like that around here.
Now post something that makes me want to read you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THER BUTTSECKS
if this was your only post today you'd be at a +1 from me.
one a day, dickcheese.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't post up a picture of just my boobs.
No need, they're taking over this pic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:17:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty lady.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty lady.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty lady.