Split a 10? (792 hits)
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Submitted by TWEAK (View user info) at 2005-10-10 22:28:51 EDT
My friends were talking to me at a football game, and I was kind of... just... dozing off, staring at my shoes, when my friend Robby said something to me that had to do with money. I stared up at him and I said, without knowing what he had asked me,
"Can you split a ten?"
Then my friend Robby and the guys around him started laughing, and I started laughing too, but I really didn't get it. So, my friend Robby said,
"That's a good one!"
"What did you ask me?" I replied.
"I said, 'I'll give you five dollars to go over to Sarah and tap her ass.'"
Budum-chshshshshsh
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Eric D. Rice Jr.??
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who among us hasn't put her panties on wrong once or twice?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:09:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tweak,
You know what you're doing, and we all want you to stop. Okay?
Love,
Dad
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BWUHAHAHAHAHA
Post needed more rape. Mass, genocidal, rape.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tweak,
You know what you're doing, and we all want you to stop. Okay?
Love,
Dad
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See she probably was drunk, or in a rush pulling it back up in the bathroom after fucking some jock, because she has her right leg through the waste, her left leg through the right leg hole and she has her waste in the opening for her left leg!
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"...through the waste" indeed. I'd go with option A: she was waisted.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-11 00:52:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is she wearing her thong sideways?
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-11 02:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NO, I have to +1 this just because I know exactly what is going on with the thong.
See she probably was drunk, or in a rush pulling it back up in the bathroom after fucking some jock, because she has her right leg through the waste, her left leg through the right leg hole and she has her waste in the opening for her left leg!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the thong is pushed to the size for easier ass-gingering, or something... maybe too much scratching from crabs, i donno...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-11 00:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is she wearing her thong sideways?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 00:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that's one fucked up thong
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-10 23:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Multi-posts aside, what the hell is up with that asymmetrical thong? BOO
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 23:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good ol' Jeffrey Wellman, layin' down the law.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-10-10 23:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cluck cluck cluck.
PUKAW!
That is all.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1 post a day - Good Job! You actually learned!
2 posts a day - only if the first one wasn't shitty and people demanded it...
3+ posts - If the first two were shitty, and the next few you plan to post are shitty, you are asking for all of ubersite to put their foot in your ass... and they will do it!
DON'T MAKE US HAVE TO PUT OUR FOOT IN YOUR ASS.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
7 posts in one day? I figure banned before Friday,
you alter fool.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crack is wack
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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