My Uber has come to life and is now attempting to kill me and my babysitter. (615 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.07 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Da MagnificAnt Dyldo <lordofduct.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-11 03:38:19 EDT
My Uber, My Uber,
Whenever I blow, it shows,
My Uber, My Uber,
I'll write in it everything I hate...
My Uber and me
Like to -2 DIE thee
My Uber and me
Post stupid shit for everyone to see!
My Uber, My Uber
My Uber and Meeeee!
User Reviews
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was stupid.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-13 02:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was lucky enough/unlucky enough to run into my ex-girlfriend the other night while in the city. Seeing as though I haven't seen her in a while and stuff I ended up thinking about her later that night and actually dreamed about meeting her again (not that I actually want to).
In my dream we're out eating oysters (for some reason when she calls me on my phone (even though she was 2 feet away, at the other side of the table) and tells me that she is in fact lord_of_duct on ubersite (she didn't say the underscores but as she said it I was suddenly at my computer and reading a review of yours on my post that said "-2".
She told me (while still on the phone) that she had read my post about her (which doesn't exist) and that's why we broke up (even though we broke up for reasons well known to me).
Seeing as though you kind of had a place in my dream, have a +2 (even though this post was shit)and enjoy the knowledge you have lodged yourself deep within my psyche.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-11 22:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:02:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
My babysitter and I!!!! Silly!
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I am more important then the stupid babysitter, so it is me and my babysitter.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My babysitter and I!!!! Silly!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR!
BUTTSECKS????????!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-11 12:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make it stop!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No no, you see, it's Shit Post THURSDAY!!
HHHAHAHAHAAH, joke is on you my friend!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:43:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
I must have been stoned when you wrote this.
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must have been stoned when you wrote this.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-11 04:08:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:46:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the ghey?
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-11 04:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:46:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the ghey?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the ghey?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the ghey?