I can't believe you sad fucks clicked my posts a hundred thousand times. (1715 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson's House of National Socialist Uberpancakes (View user info) at 2005-10-11 05:26:55 EDT
That's right ladies and jellyspoons; give a man the chance to throw together 117 poorly written posts on a two-bit website used mainly for the distribution of goatse, and eventually his shit will be seen 100,000 times.
We've had some good times, haven't we uber? Hidden camwhores, elitist Jewish lawyers, tubgirl, innocent popstars, and fat twats; just to name a few of the things that have brought us together as a community. Some of you have been real pains in the arse. Some of you inspired me to not lose faith in ubersite, even during all the shit.
So today, as I celebrate what is potentially the population of a small nation reading my crap, I'd like to pay homage to some of the best of you uberites.
In no particular order...
Thorpe - You've been my mate outside of uber for near 6 years now. You're a shitty drunk but all-in-all a good fella, even if you are a little too hippy-lefty for my liking. In fact, fuck you.
Rad1101 - Like the uncle I never had, except Jewish. Possibly the most popular man on ubersite. You're a good mate. You still owe me a beer.
Wazza - Enough said.
Stevie_says - I don't even know how I could begin explaining how kickarse your posts are... except for that Yoda one. That was shit.
Danger_Ranger - What are the fucking odds you would live no more than 2 k's from me? I will find you and rape your family.
C1ndy - Taught me more about CSI than I ever needed to know. Your apparent ubersurfing and alcoholism explains why I never got a good education from my primary school teachers.
Siren - Hawt.
D_Prime - I hate your politics and everything you believe in. If you were Australian you'd be a future Liberal polly. Thus, I hope you choke. But on a personal level, you ain't bad and I enjoy a good debate with you on occasion.
Bart - Thanks for the website mate.
Saxon - You're a good man, a great writer and a shitty speller. We need to organise an Ubercon Brisbane.
Stabkill - You're a good bloke. Any man who despises the ACLU and the far-left as much as you can only be good in my books.
Merlina - Really sweet girl. It's a shame more uberettes aren't like you.
Phallic_Cymbals - Without a doubt, you're one of the funniest fellas on this site. Keep up the good work.
Sphagnum - Not bad for a bloody cockroach.
Supadupapupa - You helped me a bit with my japanese when I didn't understand something. You've become obsolete now that I'm shagging a nipp chick but still thanks for the help buddy.
Caulaincourt - Voulez-vous choucher avec moi? A fellow yank-basher. What's not to like about you mon ami?
If I missed you it's because I hate you, your mother doesn't love you and you will die sad and lonely. Or I simply forgot you.
And now, simply because I'm now an elitist and can do WHATEVER I fucking feel like, here's a compilation of some pictures I seem to have on my computer for odd, non-apparent reasons.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 02:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey ! and dont think too much, it fucks up your sex life. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 02:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good on ya mate happy new year Willy, hows Briso, i just got back Thursday night from o/seas had a fucking ball ,literally! all the best and congrats on your score ,you deserve it .love ya mate. Wazzzzzz
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 01:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:45:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand all the japanese girls , but why all the Nazi stuff ?
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Minus genocide, I am almost in complete agreement with every nazi policy ever made.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand all the japanese girls , but why all the Nazi stuff ?
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay. I have a hard on for rad1101 as well.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you sad fucks clicked this post one thousand one hundred and thirtyfive times.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Siren!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
Haha... I love the mice + trap pic.
I miss Williamson. :(
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:39:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is wrong with you.
Out of utter boredom, i've been to (among other things)
Post: 12121, 12345, 1, 69, 1337, 50000
User: 1337, 69, 1 etc
AND YOU'VE TAGGED THEM ALL. WTF>?
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Yep, I'm one bored son of a bitch. I've even done ones like 31415 (pi).
As you could probably tell, my life is chock a block full of excitement and I don't have a moment to spare and waste online...
Actually, it's just those days when I've got nothing to do at work, y'know?
On an unrelated note: I just found this link http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1563050,00.html?gusrc=rss
You've got to love good ol' fashioned propaganda. Get 'em young, I say!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is wrong with you.
Out of utter boredom, i've been to (among other things)
Post: 12121, 12345, 1, 69, 1337, 50000
User: 1337, 69, 1 etc
AND YOU'VE TAGGED THEM ALL. WTF>?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-13 09:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm...when American rightwing politicians use the word liberal as an insult, they aren't paying much attention to what the word actually means. Being a Liberal is mainly about the rights of the individual, and being pro-gun control is very much an anti-liberal stance to take.
Just because the american democrats are more anti guns that the republicans and the republicans are always calling them liberals as if its some sort of insult does not change the fundamental basis of liberalism.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, fuck you then, I didn't want to be on your smelly list anyway. :(
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:09:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now i can try to catch up on some lost hits.
*Evil laughter*
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I was just thinking that before...
I'm musing on coming up with a B@W post. Just you wait.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now i can try to catch up on some lost hits.
*Evil laughter*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-13 02:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How are libs anti-gun-control? You guys are always screaming about too many guns just laying around the place.
*Me too, actually. I'm a libby on this issue, mainly because I don't trust self-interested people with lethal weapons. It's all about motivation.*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-05 21:19:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-06-05 14:19:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
+3 for being good
-1 for reminding me of arsehoels who think stuff like this.
You want to know what liberals stand for?
read the American constutution, I know you guys don't follow it anymore , but you like to think you do.
Argh im arguing with people who aren't even here.
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Liberals are anti-gun-control?
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Well, yes.
I know Im really late on respondng to this but I only just found it.
no one political party is purely of one ideology or another, and the vast majority found in the western world are mainly liberal.
Submitted by tyronnicus (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
except for the asian boobs you really make me think twice about this site
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:15:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
So...you still suck dick. dick sucker.
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C'mon dickwank... keep pissing everybody off. It'll only result in a ban and your ratings will be null and void.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...you still suck dick. dick sucker.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 01:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-11 23:39:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
So... you suck dick too. Clearly enough.
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Terri Shiavo tear D;
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-11 23:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... you suck dick too. Clearly enough.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-11 22:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-11 20:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the 100K man. and yessssssssssssssss we need a UBERcon Brisvegas i have a jar of honey some household string and a feather duster ready for the occasion, oh hang on thats for my next date.
<rumages around in box marked Brisbane UBERcon> Hmmmmm some ribbed condoms, a length of garden hose and a rastafarian wig.
Bugga i have the boxes mixed up and dont know which is which.
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LOL!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-11 22:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking migrant workers taking a quick nap between packing crates. Looks like his red cordial burst as well.
+2 namedrop. -2 why do you have more hits than me?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*hangs head in shame*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's ok, Williamson..
sniff, sniff
I'll be fine.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:57:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh..
Well, congrats - even though you hate me
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Oh shit. If there's one person that's not on the list that should be, it's you. I even remember thinking about what to write about you in the list...
Damnit.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-11 20:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the 100K man. and yessssssssssssssss we need a UBERcon Brisvegas i have a jar of honey some household string and a feather duster ready for the occasion, oh hang on thats for my next date.
<rumages around in box marked Brisbane UBERcon> Hmmmmm some ribbed condoms, a length of garden hose and a rastafarian wig.
Bugga i have the boxes mixed up and dont know which is which.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you've inspired me to check my own stats. Blimey!
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Crystle
User id: 17106
Registered on or around: 2005-03-09 19:14:52
# Messages posted: 8
# Reviews written: 2305
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 721
# Hits: 10792
Average rating of all messages: 1.50
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe it either.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for your name alone
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd stick my spring roll in her sushi anytime
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
believe it or not, i'm generally not into Asian chicks at all.
let's just say that there is now AT LEAST one very definite exception... mamamia
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:30:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
all your base are belong to him until Tobruk belong to them.
(+2 Ewrin)
btw, this list is fucked.
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what you sayin'? do you not like me Arnie Geddon?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh..
Well, congrats - even though you hate me
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t for willy!
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Che is this year's Rommel!!
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:09:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
My god, look at that Asian girl! Those have GOT to be fake, look how tiny her waist is!!!
Anyhow, you may be a conservative fuck, but you're one damn intelligent, honest, down to earth conservative fuck.
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Now, see, thats 'exactly' what thorpe wood've (sic) said to him, whilst sharing a cigarette...
... uh-oh..
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, 100,000
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god, look at that Asian girl! Those have GOT to be fake, look how tiny her waist is!!!
Anyhow, you may be a conservative fuck, but you're one damn intelligent, honest, down to earth conservative fuck. Congrats on being a badass now, too...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Admiral Peit!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright there Williamson! I thought you were dead.
btw I work in a secondary school- I teach 14-16 year olds.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff.
hell i like you.
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
yeah, i enjoy your posts. you're a good uber-user.
+2 for "no ma'am"
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100217
Woooo for you!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the pictures.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mouse necrophilia
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the asian girl with the huge tits. Something neat about that whole thing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's a compilation of some pictures I seem to have on my computer for odd, non-apparent reasons.
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the nippon with the ta-tas are there for a VERY common, apparent reason.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Erwin is in fact my hero, Mr Geddon.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all your base are belong to him until Tobruk belong to them.
(+2 Ewrin)
btw, this list is fucked.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sniffle*
I've finally received the accolades that I deserve.
Good job fella.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just rubbed one out to the guy with the big balls.
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I always suspected this of you, for shame
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-11 07:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just rubbed one out to the dink with the big cans.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 DR
100080
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-11 06:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thorpe - You've been my mate outside of uber for near 6 years now. You're a shitty drunk but all-in-all a good fella, even if you are a little too hippy-lefty for my liking. In fact, fuck you."
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EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aww thank you...lovely thing to say.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit post, indeed.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you reach 100000, though, I shall return...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:30:47 EDT (#)
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pah, 100,000 hits is like post wwI inflation in Germany, everybody is a millionaire.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lying shitheel, you only have 99972 hits.
Fucker
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-11 05:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
99972