Y Shift: The Implication Of Superiority By Using A Lower Letter - Part 2. (1534 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2005-10-11 09:33:54 EDT
Following on nicely from the previous episode:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58184
With a loud plopping noise, not too dissimilar to the sound a medium sized haddock would make if you run it over in a Volvo, the ClassIII reappeared in space.
Gazing through the windshield of the Weasel Walker, Admiral Richard watched with interest as two large planets passed each other in orbit, briefly forming the image of a crater-pocked pair of buttocks.
Having long since learnt the perils of masturbating in zero gravity, Admiral Richard suppressed the urge to knock one off and instead fired up "Charlie" the onboard Navigation Visual Controller (N.V.C.).
To his amazement the "Yorkshiremans Trouser Leg" origami space fold had worked.
Charlie's radar screen was alive with large iridescent green blobs, which symbolized the massed fleet of mining ships as they cruised back and forth through the busy space channel that is Hyperion.
Admiral Richard shuddered in his seat, the jade glow of the N.V.C. reminding him of the time he caught that mutated strain of gonorrhea off of that barmaid back on Earth.
Composing himself, the heroic Admiral Richard picked idly at the soft foam encasing the ClassIII controls and studied Charlie's radar.
Amongst the slow moving globules of the mining ships, Richards keen eyes soon spotted a smaller vessel flitting around the screen like an aged woman round the sales aisles of a charity shop.
Flicking the control stick forwards with as much flourish and gusto as the circumstances dictated, Admiral Richard hot footed it after the errant craft.
Closing in on the ship, Admiral Richard's suspicions were confirmed, the small, pathetically erratic blip on the radar was indeed the rogue Walker from Z-Shift which Captain Genius had sent him out to apprehend.
Tuning his Walker-Talky through both AM and FM frequencies, the dashing Admiral Richard endeavored to make contact with his target.
After a suitably long and drawn out period of time which only added to the excitement and suspense of the situation, an idiotic and quite obviously Northern voice suddenly crackled back in acknowledgment.
Admiral Richard immediately recognized the voice as that of habitual simpleton and former colleague at Z-Shift cadet school, Spock Hoggle.
The very same twisted and hideously deformed degenerate whom he had caught smelling the crutch of his flight suit all those years ago.
After pausing momentarily to consider a suitable confrontation cliché, Admiral Richards strong and manly voice ripped over Spock's intercom "so, we meet again, old friend."
"So, it would seem" replied the permanently confused Spock, "but how did you get here so quickly?"
"New technology. A sophisticated and fully plausible system that both folds space and allows time travel. A multiple dimension jump, if you will" answered Richard, articulately pronouncing even the difficult words.
"But, but" stammered Spock "but that disproves my ridiculous theory that time travel is impossible because of some nonsense I can't fully remember, but may have involved other dimensions or something!"
"Yes, I remember reading that nonsense somewhere. Complete tripe, fully indicative of your inability to think logically" retorted the audacious Admiral Richard, growing increasingly bored with the rubbish dialogue.
"It's not logical?" Spluttered Spock, getting spit all over his windshield and possibly attracting a lawsuit.
"Goodbye" said Admiral Richard shaking his head sagely and reaching for the controls of the Weasel Walkers weapon systems.
Pressing the missile launch button, Admiral Richard stared in horror as an error message flashed repeatedly across the ships Heads-Up Display.
- System Failure - Reboot Navigation Visual Controller Directory -
The courageous and completely faultless Admiral Richard sat in dismay, one eye watching the ridiculously ugly and stupid Spock Hobbert flee Hyperion, the other looking out for Charlie loading up in the directory tree.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 11:31:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:58:59 (#)
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Mr Wolf tried to help his clone father Dr. Evil destroy the world with a giant 'laz-er'
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He never had a mowhawk. At least I don;t have facial hair that looks like crazy paving
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:58:59 EDT (#)
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Mr Wolf tried to help his clone father Dr. Evil destroy the world with a giant 'laz-er'
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:36:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:35:11 (#)
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it doesn't seem to be working.
hmmmmm.
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hmmm... apollo blocked out the sun with his massive head!
Fight Fight Fight Fight
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:35:11 EDT (#)
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it doesn't seem to be working.
hmmmmm.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:29:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:25:54 (#)
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ets caused the new orleans floods with his emo tears.
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Fight Fight Fight Fight
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:25:54 EDT (#)
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ets caused the new orleans floods with his emo tears.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:24:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:23:17 (#)
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caulaincourt is a gay french homo pig.
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Fight Fight Fight Fight
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:23:17 EDT (#)
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caulaincourt is a gay french homo pig.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:18:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:16:05 (#)
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awww look at the monkeys fling poo at each other.
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Watch as Apollo stands between us and gets caked in it because he's wrong and perverted and umm... Gay.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:16:05 EDT (#)
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awww look at the monkeys fling poo at each other.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:14:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:06:56 (#)
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Just because I won, Pock. Just because I out witted you again.
Anyhow, my fine and noble surname is Saxon. It means "long grass" or "meadow".
It's very apt considering my rural Norfolk roots.
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Which part of your simpleton ancestory of village idiots had anything to do with long grass and meadows?
You couldn't outwit the fungus under my toe if I bludgeoned it with a hammer and then rendered it further incapable of a retort by sewing up any holes that might be capable of oral functionality.
Loser.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:13:53 EDT (#)
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lord of the gings.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:06:56 EDT (#)
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Just because I won, Pock. Just because I out witted you again.
Anyhow, my fine and noble surname is Saxon. It means "long grass" or "meadow".
It's very apt considering my rural Norfolk roots.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:03:47 EDT (#)
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Your name is Dick stupid, ha ha ha ha
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:02:23 EDT (#)
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Richard is just a long way of saying Dick. Your surname fogg means stupid, your ancestors simply spelt all words with the letters o, f and g. Idiots.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:00:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:54:22 (#)
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Paul Hibbert is a direct anagram for: A blithe burp.
Be gone, you carefree, oral passing of gas. """
that clever that is.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:57:47 EDT (#)
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Derv-ul, but "cunt" is acceptable.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:53:36 (#)
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well Spam rhymes with 'The Man'.
coincidence? I think not. """
it also rhymes with scam.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:54:22 EDT (#)
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Paul Hibbert is a direct anagram for: A blithe burp.
Be gone, you carefree, oral passing of gas.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:54:16 EDT (#)
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hey tractor boy do you pronounce it 'derv-ul' or 'derv-ell'?
I pronounce it 'cunt' but any pointers would be welcome.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:53:36 EDT (#)
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well Spam rhymes with 'The Man'.
coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:48:52 EDT (#)
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Dervel almost rhymes with scurvy
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:47:50 EDT (#)
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Watch it apolloaf, we're not quite at loggerheads yet but I can definitely see Shrewsbury on the horizon.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:42:05 EDT (#)
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he's an ipswich fan isn't he?
HOLY MOLY COLEMANS MUSTARD COMES FROM NORWICH???
bbbbbbbbut I like it.
<vomits ghey mustard>
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:38:58 EDT (#)
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He lives under a tractor in Devon.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:38:42 EDT (#)
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Shut it apollo. All the best things come from Norwich.
Like me, Colemans mustard and, erm... shoes...
Hmmm, we've got a nice Cathedral...
Anyhow, shut it.
Norwich is a brilliant place.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:35:24 EDT (#)
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PIFFLE! PSHAW! FEEBLE INTELLECTS GALORE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:32:32 EDT (#)
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ha! see! I KNEW you couldn't beat me!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:29:32 EDT (#)
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i reckon 35 in the next half hour should do it?
we could insult dervel that should knock them off in no time.
I'll start:
I hear he is from Norwich.
BEAT THAT!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:21:15 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha, the Americans would claim we'd ruined Ubersite.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:13:02 EDT (#)
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how many reviews do you reckon it would take?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:58:49 EDT (#)
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should we get this on most heated and have the top 5 posts to reeeeeeeeeeeeally piss of the seppos?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:55:12 EDT (#)
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almost there.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:45:53 EDT (#)
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Another 60 to go!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:26:54 EDT (#)
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Don't you dare slip from the MRR
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:06:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:29:59 (#)
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I can't believe you stopped before you reached 1000.
pussy.
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Good fucking point! Come on 1000!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:29:59 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you stopped before you reached 1000.
pussy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:41:46 EDT (#)
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Everyone's invited to the rollerdisco but all the space in the house is now taken for prior party and sleeping arrangements... The end.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:28:01 EDT (#)
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nope, but then I'm not at work so I havn't been able to check my e-mails since yesterday afternoon.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:18:40 EDT (#)
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WHY ARE YOU HAVING SECRET ROLLER PARTIES WITHOUT INVITING ME DON'T MAKE ME PUT A POST UP 'NITTY' STYLE.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:04:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:30:57 (#)
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Did anyone mention to you about going to roller world the day after my gig?
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Nic is looking forwards to that, I'm just scared. Again.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:30:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:29:16 (#)
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hmmm... rx'd... that's call-centre language that is. I need to find a new job.
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I've worked in three different call centres over 8 years. I think rx'd is just spam speak.
Did anyone mention to you about going to roller world the day after my gig?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:29:16 EDT (#)
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hmmm... rx'd... that's call-centre language that is. I need to find a new job.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:28:09 EDT (#)
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actually I rx'd phuzzy's just after thst reply
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:11:51 EDT (#)
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Getting closer to 1000... we'll get you there good buddy, just hang on
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:57:08 EDT (#)
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Phuzzy let me down did he?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:53:39 EDT (#)
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four
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:40:02 EDT (#)
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Sam, how many times did you get that?
If it's less than 5 I shall not be pleased.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:39:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:37:23 (#)
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Only dead fish swim with the stream.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:37:23 EDT (#)
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Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:34:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:31:28 (#)
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what the ghey is going on in here?
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Well Richard is floundering around trying to find his penis and I'm running intellectual rings around him for my amusement.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:33:55 EDT (#)
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Inquired PC Apollo, whilst scratching his arse and gazing round the room nonchalantly.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:31:28 EDT (#)
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what the ghey is going on in here?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:29:42 EDT (#)
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Lyre.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:15:55 (#)
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Indeed you are.
You're certainly not a psychic though.
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That was the joke my dearest dunce!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:15:55 EDT (#)
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Indeed you are.
You're certainly not a psychic though.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:04:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:52:58 (#)
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So I have.
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I can see into the future and read palms, and do other such mystical stuff... I'm a psyco
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:52:58 EDT (#)
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So I have.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:27:14 (#)
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Somehow, I'm not surprised you've seen it before old chap.
I don't think we're related, there's certainly not been any cases of mental health issues in my fine saxon lineage.
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You's got mail.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:27:14 EDT (#)
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Somehow, I'm not surprised you've seen it before old chap.
I don't think we're related, there's certainly not been any cases of mental health issues in my fine saxon lineage.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:20:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:10:47 (#)
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I just Googled Peter Pan as I wanted to find a really stupid character to acuse you of resembling.
Instead I stumbled upon this:
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
My god, Pock isn't actually the strangest gaylord in the world.
Who would have thought it.
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Seen it before.... aren't you 2 somehow related?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:10:47 EDT (#)
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I just Googled Peter Pan as I wanted to find a really stupid character to acuse you of resembling.
Instead I stumbled upon this:
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
My god, Pock isn't actually the strangest gaylord in the world.
Who would have thought it.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 05:08:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:59:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:58:01 (#)
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I fear it'll have to be me.
Pocks playing Smee, him being an ugly, incompetant midget and all.
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Shut up, I'm pan the man, you're smee smee full off wee*
*It was the best I could do, sorry.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:43:40 (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:03:59 (#)
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OH YES I WOULD!
<ticking crocodile enters stage left>
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I thought you were performing Peter Pan.
Role-play, y'know? You're both fairies, I was just wondering who was playing Tinkerbell.
You sick, sick fucks!
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You can if you're a good girl
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:58:01 EDT (#)
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I fear it'll have to be me.
Pocks playing Smee, him being an ugly, incompetant midget and all.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:43:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:03:59 (#)
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OH YES I WOULD!
<ticking crocodile enters stage left>
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I thought you were performing Peter Pan.
Role-play, y'know? You're both fairies, I was just wondering who was playing Tinkerbell.
You sick, sick fucks!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-13 04:32:27 EDT (#)
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This reached a thousand yet?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:34:28 EDT (#)
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If you can't tell the difference between a panto and a lesbian love affair I suggest you stay in over Christmas.
It's for the best.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:15:06 EDT (#)
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ahhh Wendy and Tinkerbell....having a lesbian love affair, huh!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:03:59 EDT (#)
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OH YES I WOULD!
<ticking crocodile enters stage left>
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:41:46 (#)
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Oh yes I would!
(Hooray, impromptu pantomime time!)
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Oh no you wouldn't!
He's behind you! weeeeeeee
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:41:46 EDT (#)
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Oh yes I would!
(Hooray, impromptu pantomime time!)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:29:58 (#)
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No, I was going to photoshop your head onto the redriver hogs and see if anyone could tell the difference.
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The American Football team??? You wouldn't!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:29:58 EDT (#)
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No, I was going to photoshop your head onto the redriver hogs and see if anyone could tell the difference.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:12:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:47:00 (#)
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You might not want to do that, I've just got Macromedia MX and I'm not afraid to use it.
I don't know how to use it, but I'm certainly not scared.
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You're planning to photoshop your head onto Jennys body in front of the meer kat enclosure aren't you?
You're sick!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:47:00 EDT (#)
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You might not want to do that, I've just got Macromedia MX and I'm not afraid to use it.
I don't know how to use it, but I'm certainly not scared.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:33:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:30:47 (#)
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Now that is an ambition.
I just found a mini arbor cutter in my desk draw, I'm going to see if I can cut a hole throught back of my desk. BY HAND!
Best warm up the guns.
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I'm going to photoshop that picture of you kissing your "guns" and put a bottom in place.
You've got a right queer smile on your face so it should work a treat!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:30:47 EDT (#)
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Now that is an ambition.
I just found a mini arbor cutter in my desk draw, I'm going to see if I can cut a hole throught back of my desk. BY HAND!
Best warm up the guns.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:17:16 EDT (#)
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Sure is.... I finish in under 2 hours though so it aint too bad... I will get this post over 1000 if I have to visit it that many times myself.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:08:33 EDT (#)
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You'll be lucky.
By golly this day is dragging on.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:02:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:53:18 (#)
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No.
By hamster I mean hamster, and by you I mean you.
Anyhow there is no truth in the rumour that I fucked a budgie, nor is there any truth in the rumour that I have a cock ring ecpecially for hanging bells and small mirrors off.
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and quite possibly Norwegian.
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Alright I laughed, but only a little.
Why is nobody camping on your post? I'm determined to get it over a thousand hits.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:53:18 EDT (#)
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No.
By hamster I mean hamster, and by you I mean you.
Anyhow there is no truth in the rumour that I fucked a budgie, nor is there any truth in the rumour that I have a cock ring ecpecially for hanging bells and small mirrors off.
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and quite possibly Norwegian.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:42:57 (#)
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Is that the same hamster that died because you kept inserting it up your bottom?
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If by hamster you mean budgie, and if by Me you mean You then yes- absolutely el-budgie fucker
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:42:57 EDT (#)
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Is that the same hamster that died because you kept inserting it up your bottom?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:23:26 EDT (#)
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It is true that I once wrote a post called I hate Americans and stuff... however it is also true that Dervel is a permanantly baffled nincompoop with the brains, balls and wit of a dead previously retarded, castrated, idiot hamster.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:46:36 EDT (#)
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9 in 10 by the looks of things.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:44:30 EDT (#)
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shit talking americans?
what's the chances of that???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:38:42 EDT (#)
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oh.
looks like I am the guilty party.
carry on then.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:38:02 EDT (#)
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I HEARD SOMEBODY TALKING SHIT ABOUT AMERICANS AND I AM HERE TO DEFEND TEH HOMELAND
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:36:50 EDT (#)
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he hates the chuckle brothers?
I had no idea he was to me-to you-to me-to you-ist
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:33:37 EDT (#)
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Erm, Pock Hobbert.
But only because it's true.
He hates Americans, black people, gheys and the Chuckle Brothers.
He's a most unsavoury charecter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:29:40 EDT (#)
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who you calling a rapist tit?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:25:28 EDT (#)
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Damn, there's just no competing with a rapier wit like Apollo's.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:20:52 EDT (#)
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hahahaha oh, you gay...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:18:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:54:19 (#)
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Very good Pock.
Who told you that one then? """
your MOM cos your MOM is FAT!
ahahahahahaha
see what i did there?
no one has ever done that ever.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:12:34 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAAAA oh, you guys...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:54:19 EDT (#)
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Very good Pock.
Who told you that one then?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:47:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:43:25 (#)
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What are you talking about Apollo?
My degree in 14th century crop rotation has served me well down the years.
Actually Norwich Uni is mostly army cadets, East Anglia Uni is where the dim people go and Cambridge is where Norfolk folk go if they can find the train station. Hasn't happened yet...
That concludes my review of tertiary education in East Anglia.
I thank you. No questions please.
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I wouldn't risk asking you any questions; It might prompt you to spill yet more vaginal yeast from your so called mouth.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:43:25 EDT (#)
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What are you talking about Apollo?
My degree in 14th century crop rotation has served me well down the years.
Actually Norwich Uni is mostly army cadets, East Anglia Uni is where the dim people go and Cambridge is where Norfolk folk go if they can find the train station. Hasn't happened yet...
That concludes my review of tertiary education in East Anglia.
I thank you. No questions please.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:18:49 EDT (#)
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or a degree from norwich university i suppose.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:05:35 (#)
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Very true Apollo.
I rate it right up there with the Basic Food Hygiene certificate (now expired) I got whilst working on the deli counter in the Co-op during my student days.
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I experienced a similar sensation reading this to the time I drunkenly ate an entire block of 6 month old cheese and woke up the next day with green teeth. I'd rate this post somewhere around that mark.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:05:35 EDT (#)
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Very true Apollo.
I rate it right up there with the Basic Food Hygiene certificate (now expired) I got whilst working on the deli counter in the Co-op during my student days.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:54:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:54:21 (#)
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This post has the Mr. Wolf seal of approval. """
that is some honour that dervel.
the wolf seal of approval is praise indeed.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:47:33 (#)
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Great minds think alike and fools rarely differ.
As the saying goes.
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Only in retard land where people can't talk properly.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:47:33 EDT (#)
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Great minds think alike and fools rarely differ.
As the saying goes.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:00:11 (#)
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FAO Mr Wolf http://www.ubersite.com/m/76847#1634818
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Great minds think alike... He is a big Homo.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:00:11 EDT (#)
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FAO Mr Wolf http://www.ubersite.com/m/76847#1634818
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:54:21 EDT (#)
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This post has the Mr. Wolf seal of approval.
I approve of the old saying "if you've got it flaunt it". You're a homosexual and by god are you flaunting it here.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:52:17 EDT (#)
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Alrighty then.
Was thinking you had insomnia or something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:47:34 EDT (#)
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1:47 in the AM.
about halfway through my shift at work
(yuck)
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:46:45 EDT (#)
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Eh? Isn't it 3 in the morning over there?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:45:09 EDT (#)
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at about the same time you do.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:43:59 EDT (#)
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Rad, do you ever sleep?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:41:21 EDT (#)
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but in skrapmetal's defence the use of words such as "whop" and "haddock" and "Volvo" are hard for the typical idiot amerikkkan to be able to comprehend to the extent that is needed to make an educate judgement on the quality and style of a piece.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:37:59 (#)
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With a loud plopping noise, not too dissimilar to the sound a medium sized haddock would make if you run it over in a Volvo, the ClassIII reappeared in space
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1) Awfully close to "...a hundrend thousand people saying 'Whop'..." (Douglas Adams)
2) See, in space, there's no medium in which sound can travel. No way to hear any sound. If you're ever in space, take off your helmet - you'll understand then.
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any numbjob who has to actually explain a DA reference is a DA reference is a dolt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:37:59 (#)
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With a loud plopping noise, not too dissimilar to the sound a medium sized haddock would make if you run it over in a Volvo, the ClassIII reappeared in space
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1) Awfully close to "...a hundrend thousand people saying 'Whop'..." (Douglas Adams)
2) See, in space, there's no medium in which sound can travel. No way to hear any sound. If you're ever in space, take off your helmet - you'll understand then. """
The only way it is similar is in the fact that it is made by an englishman.
You see, we are funny. All of us. Without exception.
(Excepy c1ndy).
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:09:33 EDT (#)
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Awfully close to "...a hundrend thousand people saying 'Whop'..."
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What MrWolf said. But more to the point, it isn't "awfully close" is it. In fact, it's nothing like it.
Stupid fuckin' noobs.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:02:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:37:59 (#)
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With a loud plopping noise, not too dissimilar to the sound a medium sized haddock would make if you run it over in a Volvo, the ClassIII reappeared in space
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1) Awfully close to "...a hundrend thousand people saying 'Whop'..." (Douglas Adams)
2) See, in space, there's no medium in which sound can travel. No way to hear any sound. If you're ever in space, take off your helmet - you'll understand then.
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I thought this cliche ridden red dwarf rip off quite purposely made no attempt to avoid plaguarism, that was part of its hilarity you dolt! The whole thing is a parody of a piece I wrote called Z-shift anyway, what did you expect?
Maybe we should stop the "in-jokes".
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:37:59 EDT (#)
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With a loud plopping noise, not too dissimilar to the sound a medium sized haddock would make if you run it over in a Volvo, the ClassIII reappeared in space
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1) Awfully close to "...a hundrend thousand people saying 'Whop'..." (Douglas Adams)
2) See, in space, there's no medium in which sound can travel. No way to hear any sound. If you're ever in space, take off your helmet - you'll understand then.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:35:42 EDT (#)
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walker-talky
Great.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-10-11 12:40:11 EDT (#)
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i try not to make sense on purpose.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-11 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:55:42 EDT (#)
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HOMO
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:48:27 EDT (#)
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I'm tempted to start Z-shift back up again.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:32:50 EDT (#)
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Me likey lingtime.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:03:58 EDT (#)
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I think you should Jimothy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 10:00:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/58186
might be worth an update of x-shift then?
What with me being hilarious and all.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:51:10 EDT (#)
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My god that was funny, though not as much so as your ridiculous face. Gonad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:46:35 EDT (#)
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rubbish