What's not to like about these? (1042 hits)
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Submitted by Jessica "Slore" Andrews (View user info) at 2005-10-11 15:07:59 EDT
My name is Jessica. Please love me!!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:12:09 (#)
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i've heard it used, but please enlighten a feeble mind: what is a slore? (and please try your best to not answer with 'your mom' or 'your uncle' or something of the like. i'm just asking a simple question here.)
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reference this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47934#866978
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:48:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:47:38 (#)
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HA! I did not know that. Doesn't surprise me even a little, but I wasn't aware.
My illness isn't implant-hate... I can understand being dissatisfied with your body and needing to change it to be happy. The illness comes from a general feeling of "What the FUCK has to be wrong with someone to make them do that?!?!?!?!" I wonder where her daddy touched her when she was little.
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mmmm...damaged goods...*drools*
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:59:13 EDT (#)
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That's gotta be one hell of a photoshop job.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:35:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:34:20 (#)
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Pic taken directly from http://www.ubersite.com/m/8717
I remember reading a newspaper article about a stripper someplace who had been audited by the IRS for claiming her breast implants were a business expense. Apparently she had to prove that she didn't derive any personal benefit from them and they were strictly for her employment, and her argument was something along the lines of "Look at me, I'm a goddamn freak, you think this is for my personal benefit?" I bet that's her in the pic.
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I remember that case - she won.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:35:30 EDT (#)
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I want to punch those boobs. They look pliable yet firm, so I bet I could punch them all day without skinning my knuckles or anything.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:28:32 EDT (#)
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why in hell do women get stupid laughable implants..
its not sexy.
Mine are DD's and they get on my bloody nerves.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:47:38 EDT (#)
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HA! I did not know that. Doesn't surprise me even a little, but I wasn't aware.
My illness isn't implant-hate... I can understand being dissatisfied with your body and needing to change it to be happy. The illness comes from a general feeling of "What the FUCK has to be wrong with someone to make them do that?!?!?!?!" I wonder where her daddy touched her when she was little.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:56:28 EDT (#)
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skin is extremely pliable. breast implants usually stretch out the skin beyond its normal constraints. achieving implants of that size is really not that complicated; implant, skin expands, wait for the skin to adapt, implant some more. that's usually how it's done but i don't know how her specific implantation method worked, just that it was different from the normal kind. feel free to feel ill, i do too. and it's not an implant-hate thing; as i'm sure you know, Texas has more breast implants per capita than any other state except California.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:43:45 EDT (#)
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Wait a second... Istaros... are you telling me she did that to HERSELF?!?! HOW FAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET THE EXTRA SKIN TO ALLOW FOR THAT?!?!?!!!!
I don't feel bad for her anymore. In fact, I feel ill.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:43:36 EDT (#)
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For all you jack-offs who think we wasted our money on the space program...
Where else are you going to get textiles like that! Lightweight! Strength! Durability!
NOW ON TO MARS... AND BEYOND!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:35:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:24:31 (#)
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Good God!! I'll place bets thats where Bin Laden
has been hiding all this time.
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too funny
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:34:20 EDT (#)
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Pic taken directly from http://www.ubersite.com/m/8717
I remember reading a newspaper article about a stripper someplace who had been audited by the IRS for claiming her breast implants were a business expense. Apparently she had to prove that she didn't derive any personal benefit from them and they were strictly for her employment, and her argument was something along the lines of "Look at me, I'm a goddamn freak, you think this is for my personal benefit?" I bet that's her in the pic.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:33:34 EDT (#)
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no Cookie, this picture isn't photoshopped. this is a real woman(i've forgotten her name... i think it starts with a C), a real photograph, and really really unattractive implants. she's famous for being the first to use a new breast implant technique("string implants" or somesuch) to a full extent, or something.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:21:57 (#)
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so....slut + whore = slore.
wow.....inventive.
how about:
penis + cock = penock
twat + cunt = twunt
clit + vagina = clagina
dick + gay + queer = Richard Gere.....hahahaha
.........aaaaaanyway. Thems be big titties.
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hahaha!!
conis
cat
vagit
Sphagnum
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:25:55 EDT (#)
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Now here's an oddity:
.................So I get my ID out to hand it over to her when all of a sudden I fell this extremely unattractive, mostly toothless woman reach over and grab my nut sack and give it a squeeze then proceed to say "Yeah, this one's old enough".....................
This came from the same user before a name change, when posting as "CrazyCanuck"
If you have those tits, (which I would suck, slobber on, then fuck and finally nut on in an instant) AND nuts (which would be a horrible tradgey, and a waste of good surgery or good genetics) then youre um, transexual, or something, or full of something besides sillicone.
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UNRELATED TO THE POST, (see below), By request:
SLORE- Noun;
Definition 1: a whore that gives free-bies like a slut would (slore = slut/whore)
Usage Example: I heard the blonde bitch over there is a slore.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:24:31 EDT (#)
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Good God!! I'll place bets thats where Bin Laden
has been hiding all this time.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so....slut + whore = slore.
wow.....inventive.
how about:
penis + cock = penock
twat + cunt = twunt
clit + vagina = clagina
dick + gay + queer = Richard Gere.....hahahaha
.........aaaaaanyway. Thems be big titties.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:19:11 (#)
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Nobody asked, Woody, unless you call the typical 'SHOW US YER TITS!' as asking. All they did was insinuate she was fat, so she posted a blurry, far away picture to prove she wasn't. Which leads me to believe she might be, because all the other pretty girls on this site don't feel the need to justify themselves like that.
That said, I feel SO bad for the lady in that pic. My DD's keep me from being able to sleep comfortably on my tummy, so I can barely comprehend what it must be like to have 2 beach balls in your shirt. I often wonder if pics like that aren't photoshopped.
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cookie, it MUST be photoshopped....no??
otherwise it really sucks to be her :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:20:23 EDT (#)
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What's not to like? Where shall I begin?
I guess I can begin by telling you to fuck off.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:19:11 EDT (#)
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Nobody asked, Woody, unless you call the typical 'SHOW US YER TITS!' as asking. All they did was insinuate she was fat, so she posted a blurry, far away picture to prove she wasn't. Which leads me to believe she might be, because all the other pretty girls on this site don't feel the need to justify themselves like that.
That said, I feel SO bad for the lady in that pic. My DD's keep me from being able to sleep comfortably on my tummy, so I can barely comprehend what it must be like to have 2 beach balls in your shirt. I often wonder if pics like that aren't photoshopped.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:19:01 EDT (#)
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I'm not looking for lingerie for that, that's for sure..
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:18:02 EDT (#)
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ah slut whore, that must be a relevant insult to someone with big tits right?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:17:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slore
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:16:30 EDT (#)
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cocaine: it's a combination of 'slut' and 'whore'
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:15:49 EDT (#)
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Oh give her a chance for fucks sake, she did a perfectly acceptable 1st post, camwhored when a lot of people asked, and knocked that of the front page with something serious when people complained.
Many many people have made worse starts to uber.
I have no idea what a slore is.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:15:44 EDT (#)
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slore = slut whore
as far as I know anyway
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:15:33 EDT (#)
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I CAN'T STOP STARING!!!!!!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:15:32 EDT (#)
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Man, this is fucking funny shit.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:15:01 EDT (#)
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I like your eyes
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:12:09 EDT (#)
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i've heard it used, but please enlighten a feeble mind: what is a slore? (and please try your best to not answer with 'your mom' or 'your uncle' or something of the like. i'm just asking a simple question here.)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:12:01 EDT (#)
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Fuckit!
Stupid scrolling, messing up my rating.
It was originally supposed to be a 0. This'll even things out.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:11:57 EDT (#)
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I'd do you....
In between the first and second toe.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:11:33 EDT (#)
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obviously--since you're canadian--you can't appreciate something as wonderfull as large bosoms.
you mock what you do not understand.
i pity you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:10:30 EDT (#)
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Amazingly, the photographer was able to capture the image before the woman toppled face-first to the ground...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:09:48 EDT (#)
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you should be wishing those were brains.