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Sassmasterr tries to make a post: Adventures in Idiocy (1097 hits)

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Rating: 1.8 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2005-10-11 15:35:10 EDT




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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-16 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"oh right, i dont take advice from black people."

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-16 16:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-16 16:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for the Office Max guy.

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should have shown poo.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:53:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, I heard a really great joke yesterday.

What did Jesus say when they took him off the cross?


Nothing. He was dead.

_______________________

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*dies*

*resurrects*

*dies*

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never noticed it before but you look exactly like the guy who used to sit outside the HSBC in Leamington and ask for change.

Bless him.

But seriously, funny shit man.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So what kind of dump was it???

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this was pretty average.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-12 00:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, mike, we'll have to hang out.

the only place i can think of is to get some cheap drinks in us at some bar and hit up a strip club.

my personal fav is Christie's Cabaret (in the flats).

yeah, sounds like an uber post in the making.

fuck...i'm sure there's some uber folk around cleveland.

TheSpook
Hadooken
BrittInToledo

probably more

hey. isn't PokeyPecker (EbolaMay) up in michigan?

we'll have to get his ass down here too.

good times will be had by all!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-11 21:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You seem to have blood in your stool.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-11 19:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-11 19:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yeah Sassy!

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

qooq, I crap rocks and my ass hurts at work. SPOON!


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For such an obvious dork, this is a pretty humous post.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey that's one of them late 60's era shirts with the snaps instead of buttons that you now only find being worn by some older mentally handicapped people in nursing homes.


...Sexy!

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That sight is waaaaaaaay too familiar.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

er...do you work in a stationary cupboard?


Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sass-
I may be making a business related trip to Parma in a few weeks.
I know, it's the gem of the Cleveland area. Rat hole.
You'll have to get a hold of me so we can consume some
alcoholic beverages and become inhebriated.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a joke I heard:

How do you make a five year old cry twice?























Wipe your bloody dick off on his teddy bear.

OOOOHH YEAH I SAID IT SNAP!!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell, I laughed.

I ought to do one from the hospital someday.


heh heh heh 'plop'

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:46:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Guile/Gulie (sp) from Street Fighter?
!!!SONIC BOOM!!!
---

actually, a lot.

he was always my fav street fighter character.

SONIC BOOM!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm coming to Cleveland and we're going to be gay together. You do not have an option regarding this matter.

PS: SOCOM 3 comes out today.
---

<bends over>
<whimpers>

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-11 16:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another one for the getting fired trifecta: Tubgirl, LemonParty, Goatse.

Sometimes you can add in elderlycarecenter.org for a devastating effect!

Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Why are you all 2ing this

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 my man.

Holy shit this was awesome!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL JEEBUS

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, I heard a really great joke yesterday.

What did Jesus say when they took him off the cross?
























Nothing. He was dead.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm coming to Cleveland and we're going to be gay together. You do not have an option regarding this matter.

PS: SOCOM 3 comes out today.



Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, and why does your office have a tub?!!?!?

http://www.shenanigans-pattaya.com/

you didn't do this at work!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why does uber look like bags of gummy worms?

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Guile/Gulie (sp) from Street Fighter?
!!!SONIC BOOM!!!

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mildy arousing.

What?

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's blood in your stool.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A for effort.
A+ for office dumps.



Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kekekekekekekekeke!

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<poop>

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62304

Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for too much free time at work!

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought we agreed you'd place a disclaimer on any of your posts that contained any information regarding you and sex/your weiner/poop/other things I don't care to know about.

That +2 is for the shirt.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awwww Sass.... Nasty!!


Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection