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A question for the girls (NSFW probably) (1828 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.07 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Garrik (View user info) at 2005-10-12 03:43:23 EDT


It's a well known fact that men like lesbians, well most men - I won't say all because generalisations are bad mkay? But it's probably pretty close; any guys reading can share their opinion naturally. However, girls do not appear to always have the same opinion on ze gheys. I've met a couple of girls who liked them, one in fact liked gay porn also, a few I know generally had no strong feelings either way, and a whole bunch who thought it was "gross".

I find this sort of discussion in person tends to carry with it a good deal of embarassment and I usually don't feel I get any genuine answer, not that it's a regular conversation of mine or anything, well the lesbian bit probably is, so I put it out to the ladies of ubersite, what do you think?

I was going to put a picture but I thought better of it.

p.s. no gay marriage rights arguments please, because I can see it ending up there if people get silly.

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Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 22:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

needs more lesbian pics.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-07 22:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If a gay guy acts like a woman, I find him annoying by default because I hate women. But the idea of two straight-acting, sexy guys getting it on is ridiculously hot.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-07 22:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lesbians in real life are never like the ones on the videos.

which sucks.

Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2006-01-07 22:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm bi, and I used to know a chick who would enjoy watching me make out with my boyfriend...

Yah, wtf.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-12 15:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*penis goes flaccid*

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I, not being a woman, say -2die.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the girly bits in porn ALWAYS look like a breadless roast-beef sandwich. It disgusts me to no end.

Any woman who says she doesn't like the look of a weiner is actually a lesbian.

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I, being a woman, tend to go more for chick-on-chick porn instead of guy-on guy-porn, mainly because women are prettier...and I am turned on my pretty girls more than seeing two meat-pythons duke it out. I love a good cock-tool...but I enjoy how it *feels* more than it looks...Whereas girls are all sorts of soft and pretty. They are just more pleasing to the eye. That being said, I'd rather be on a double date with a male-gay couple than female. I think they are more fun, and have better affected personalities.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not attracted to gay men like men are attracted to the lesies but I love gay men. I always say my perfect marriage would be to a rich gay man who needs to be married for the public eye. We could have our own boyfriends, go shopping together(gay guys are the best to shop with), and every day would be like a slumber party(we'd braid eachothers hair, talk about our guys, etc.).
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yeah!!!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not attracted to gay men like men are attracted to the lesies but I love gay men. I always say my perfect marriage would be to a rich gay man who needs to be married for the public eye. We could have our own boyfriends, go shopping together(gay guys are the best to shop with), and every day would be like a slumber party(we'd braid eachothers hair, talk about our guys, etc.).

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hate to break it to you, fg, but if you have a gaggle of faggy friends, you're a fag hag. Especially if they're calling you Mary. All my ghey friends are on the butch end. I miss having flamers around. Zoid's no good for shopping with.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't watch or like gay porn but a lot of my male friends are gay.

This does not make me a fag hag because I didn't seek them out. They seem to migrate towards me.

Gay men seem to like me. They call me: Mary, Sister, Girl, Mama (not a reflection on my age they've said), Girlfriend, etc.



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously though, its never felt very stimulating. Maybe I've just never had good head.

Makes you think.

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Well I'm damn well not going to demonstrate! Stop trying to proposition me...

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If I was to proposition you, you'd know that you'd been propositioned. I'm very graphic.

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Graphic eh? Inuendo is it? ... for the last time: quit it!

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Are you about to descend to the depths of saying "I know you are but what are you"?

If I where so inclined to find a man I'd certainly do better than dregs like you, regardless of the quality of blowjob you offer.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

told you

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have watched gay porn quite a few times. My old roommate and I once hijacked a video called "The Vampire of Budapest" from our gay friend Ben, and we used to put it on in the background while we were getting ready to go out drinking. I can't say I have ever gotten off to it though. Lesbian porn is pretty hot. I don't know, I guess I'm just not a big porn person in general. Imagination is much sexier.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-12 10:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I *heart* ghey menz. I love to see boys kissing. Cute boys anyway, because lets face it, unattractive people, male or female, are not fun to watch do much of anything.

I also have an unhealthy ghey porn collection.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:45:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:37:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try a girl with a nose! Breathe, pah!
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Seriously though, its never felt very stimulating. Maybe I've just never had good head.

Makes you think.

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Well I'm damn well not going to demonstrate! Stop trying to proposition me...

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If I was to proposition you, you'd know that you'd been propositioned. I'm very graphic.

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Graphic eh? Inuendo is it? ... for the last time: quit it!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:37:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try a girl with a nose! Breathe, pah!
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Seriously though, its never felt very stimulating. Maybe I've just never had good head.

Makes you think.

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Well I'm damn well not going to demonstrate! Stop trying to proposition me...

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If I was to proposition you, you'd know that you'd been propositioned. I'm very graphic.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try a girl with a nose! Breathe, pah!
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Seriously though, its never felt very stimulating. Maybe I've just never had good head.

Makes you think.

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Well I'm damn well not going to demonstrate! Stop trying to proposition me...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Orgasmatron has a point.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You know what the best is? A tranny doing a woman while getting taken from behind by a dude. Then it's gay, lesbian and hetero all at once.
Yippee!

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

am i the first chick to answer it?

ghey porn=no thanks
lezz porn=sometimes

but teh ghey menz are fun to chill with!!!

i don't have any close lesbian friends but the ones i do know are pretty cool. but like someone said none of the ones I know dress or act "feminine".

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am on the fence with the whole blowjob thing



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try a girl with a nose! Breathe, pah!
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Seriously though, its never felt very stimulating. Maybe I've just never had good head.

Makes you think.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 07:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

VW Camper! OH NOES! Terrorists!

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Try a girl with a nose! Breathe, pah!

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

lordofduct, I have a friend who, like you, finds both unappealing. He thinks it is because he was raised in a gay-hating family, although he isn't a hater himself it just sorta switched it him off to it, and he associates oral sex with them also so the same there. So I wouldn't say you were a freak, although I personally find it hard to imagine not liking both, so different strokes for different folks I guess.
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I didn't mean that my dislike in felatio and lesbianism is what makes me a freak. I said that despite my being a freak I dislike these two very much. My fetish's though are not disturbing and bizarre, nor are they of the norm.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Should I fuck a black girl with a big mouth maybe?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:26:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:17:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with PFF on the whole NSFW thing. I also think this is an attempt at heat whoring.

However I must say I can't understand anyone who doesn't get off on oral. It feels the same as a Vag physically, warm wet etc, and psycologically there's that feeling of power and stuff, so what's the deal with you guys that don't like it?
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My willy gets cold.

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Are you sure she's got it in her mouth? Do you know what Oral is Berty? She doesn't brush it with a tooth brush you know. And Blow job doesn't mean she blows on it. I reckon you're doing it all wrong.
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Sadly my girl's mouth wasn't airtight, kept having to breath or something. Anyway, there was a draft.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate lesbians, especially those lesbian terrorists who shot the Doc.

(I've hit a new low in bad jokes)

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:26:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:17:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with PFF on the whole NSFW thing. I also think this is an attempt at heat whoring.

However I must say I can't understand anyone who doesn't get off on oral. It feels the same as a Vag physically, warm wet etc, and psycologically there's that feeling of power and stuff, so what's the deal with you guys that don't like it?
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My willy gets cold.

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Are you sure she's got it in her mouth? Do you know what Oral is Berty? She doesn't brush it with a tooth brush you know. And Blow job doesn't mean she blows on it. I reckon you're doing it all wrong.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:17:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with PFF on the whole NSFW thing. I also think this is an attempt at heat whoring.

However I must say I can't understand anyone who doesn't get off on oral. It feels the same as a Vag physically, warm wet etc, and psycologically there's that feeling of power and stuff, so what's the deal with you guys that don't like it?
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My willy gets cold.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 06:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with PFF on the whole NSFW thing. I also think this is an attempt at heat whoring.

However I must say I can't understand anyone who doesn't get off on oral. It feels the same as a Vag physically, warm wet etc, and psycologically there's that feeling of power and stuff, so what's the deal with you guys that don't like it?



Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a tremendous waste of space. Way to go for the heat dumbass, next time try something interesting.

Blatant heat whores pish me off.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-12 05:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"It means I can change lanes without indicating (should I so desire) and she won't say a word."



AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


I think PFF is right to an extent, men love lesbian porn. The majority of the lesbian couples I know have one partner who is obviously more masculine, which most men would find unattractive.



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

lordofduct, I have a friend who, like you, finds both unappealing. He thinks it is because he was raised in a gay-hating family, although he isn't a hater himself it just sorta switched it him off to it, and he associates oral sex with them also so the same there. So I wouldn't say you were a freak, although I personally find it hard to imagine not liking both, so different strokes for different folks I guess.
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Your mate's a freak. Although I admit I take little physical pleasure from fellatio, I do enjoy the dissapointment on my woman's face as her 'masterful moves' fail to produce anything of any note.

It means I can change lanes without indicating (should I so desire) and she won't say a word.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess I cant be gay for you then

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YUKety YAK

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think lesbians are DISGUSTING!!!

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and thanks for the visual supplement Rad

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-10-12 04:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lordofduct, I have a friend who, like you, finds both unappealing. He thinks it is because he was raised in a gay-hating family, although he isn't a hater himself it just sorta switched it him off to it, and he associates oral sex with them also so the same there. So I wouldn't say you were a freak, although I personally find it hard to imagine not liking both, so different strokes for different folks I guess.

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I personally find lesbian porn unnattractive. Weird thing is I'm a freak when it comes to my love life, but I find felatio and lesbianism unnattractive and unpleasureable. I don't really get it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Merlina and Cookielass LOVE teh ghey prOn


and so do I apparently.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/57530

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

male gay porn is as hot to me as female gay porn is to you.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG, I didn't heed your warning and clicked on the post despite that fact I am at work! The boss saw the world lesbian! Help me clean out my desk.

Men like lesbian PORN, because the girls in lesbo porn are just trash, not actual lesbians. Real dykes look like men, all of them.


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