$50,000 for one night? Umm, no thanks. (1228 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2005-10-12 16:09:44 EDT
The Rolling Stones came to our little slice of paradise this past weekend. A great concert, fun times were had by all in attendance. The venue even sells wine by the bottle now, a nice touch of class, I thought.
None of that's important, it's what happened after the show that made my weekend.
Apparently there was some fuckup with the hotel reservations for the Jagger party. On the same night a wedding party was booked at the Inn, and the bride and groom naturally had the best suite in the house. This didn't set too well with Mick, who had the balls to send his minions with an offer to the happy couple. He'd pay them $50,000 for their hotel suite for the one night he was in town. Can you believe that shit? The guy is ready to ruin their wedding plans to get a better room for one night.
Being true red blooded american kids, and probably horny enough to not care, they turned down the fops offer. No word from the bride's father who was paying the bill. He's probably still comatose from the shock of being out the $50,000.
What would you have done? In some ways I think I would have told them to fuck off, on the other hand, $50,000!!!
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:15:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-15 21:28:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 21:16:57 EST (#)
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I would have taken it no questions asked. Fuck bartering, I wouldn't risk it.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-15 21:15:30 EST (#)
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Part of me would want to tell Mick Jagger to fuck off! But depending on what my new wife was like, maybe we'd take it, get ANOTHER really nice room somewhere ELSE, bank most of it and have a $10-15,000 honeymoon somewhere warm with a beach.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-15 21:01:29 EST (#)
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I'm gonna take the money, Chris
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:38:53 EST (#)
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This story and similar urban legends have been extant for years.
It is total bullshit. Show me one young couple who would turn
down $50K for a one-night room and I'll show you a pair of 'tards.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:36:33 EST (#)
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$50k for a room? Just take the second best room and trash it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-15 20:28:57 EST (#)
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What an entertaining post this was.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-10-13 15:41:56 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck! take the bloody money, put $35,000 away and use the other $15,000 to have a really fucking crazy honeymoon. Somewhere nice. What the fuck is wrong with people?!
Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:48:17 EDT (#)
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whoa, at wake forest? I was at that concert. Geriatric stones
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:58:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:11:57 (#)
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whoa whoa whoa!
i'll cross that bridge when i get to it.
for now, i need to work on getting a girl to talk to me for more than half-a-minute. ""
hahahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:57:19 EDT (#)
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heard this story in various guises a hundred times.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:42:58 EDT (#)
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TAKE THE $50,000 and go on a holiday. dumb ass americans
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-13 03:13:15 EDT (#)
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Of course you'd take the money, only reason they didn't was because they probably didn't need it. I'm not minted up the arsehole though.
It's $50,000 to change hotel rooms. Christ all you're going to be doing is fucking.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-13 00:46:57 EDT (#)
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It's bad enough a millionaire celebrity wasting 50k on a room for one night. Infinitely worse two dumb shits practically paying 50k for the same room. That's going to be the most expensive holiday they ever take.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-10-13 00:08:48 EDT (#)
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Cash!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:58:04 EDT (#)
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I'm a die hard romantic.
Hell, yeah, I'd have taken the cash!
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:34:23 (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:13:58 (#)
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Holy fuck.
I would have taken the cash in a heartbeat. Those kids were obviously spoiled out of their gourds.
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Exactly. 50, fucking, grand.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:28:49 EDT (#)
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I would've bargained Mick - $100K and my wife blows him in the suite before we leave.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:34:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:13:58 (#)
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Holy fuck.
I would have taken the cash in a heartbeat. Those kids were obviously spoiled out of their gourds.
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Exactly. 50, fucking, grand.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:25:22 EDT (#)
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Take the money. Weddings are expen$ive
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-12 19:24:09 EDT (#)
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take money, install hidden camera and listening devices
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-12 19:07:29 EDT (#)
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I'da taken the $50K if I could get an autographed, dated pic of Mick handing me an' the new wife the cash.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-12 17:51:47 EDT (#)
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For 50k for a night, I'll sleep in the back of a Buick.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:54:41 EDT (#)
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I'd have asked for 1/2 an hour to think it over, fucked her, then told him 75 grand would be acceptable.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:54:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:48:53 EDT (#)
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Same as the others... I could use a downpayment on a house. Of course, here in california a downpayment is 100K.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:34:55 EDT (#)
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I'm still thinking I would have turned them down on my wedding night. I'd probably regret it when I woke up with a hang over and a crusty peter the next morning though.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:30:19 EDT (#)
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Im sure that whatever hotel the person was at that the 2nd nicest suite was more than ample.
fucking retards.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:25:48 EDT (#)
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If we had already shared a few intimate moments in the room, I am sure we could hold on for a few minutes to re-locate. If we hadn't gotten busy yet, or were in the middle of it, well, they can fuck right off. But I would prolly have to barter, say $100,000 and a bottle of Dom Perignon, then they can have the room. The Dom is good shit.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:24:37 EDT (#)
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yeah, a downpayment on a house is FAR less important than one night in a stupid room.
either they were already rich, or they were idiots.
actually, i'd just ask for stones tickets, as i think they're in the $30,000 per ticket range now-a-days.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:17:38 EDT (#)
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Make it $150k and you can keep the bride for the night, too...
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:14:26 EDT (#)
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$50,000? It's just room.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:14:22 EDT (#)
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It depends how drunk I was and how rude/polite the people were, oh yeah and if I had already jammed her on the furniture.
But I would probably take it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:13:58 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck.
I would have taken the cash in a heartbeat. Those kids were obviously spoiled out of their gourds.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:13:39 EDT (#)
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i'd have taken the cash.
then taken her to a shitty rent-by-the-hour motel and took pics of her tied up and gagged with a hard stiff one in her...
then I'd post them on uber.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:13:21 EDT (#)
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I'd have made a counter offer for more money and autographed shwag. See just how bad he wanted the suite. If it was satisfactory, all the better.
But, before he took the suite, I'd have fucked in as many rooms and on many surfaces as possible.
"Hey, guys, Mick Jagger fell asleep on my cum puddle!"
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:12:29 EDT (#)
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I'd have taken the money. It's just a room.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:11:57 EDT (#)
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whoa whoa whoa!
i'll cross that bridge when i get to it.
for now, i need to work on getting a girl to talk to me for more than half-a-minute.