(My Bowells) Move me (990 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.75 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mark <mark.damon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-12 20:08:57 EDT
After reading this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76931 I had to post my own parody.
How do you know my ass is stinking?
How do you know what turns my face gray?
How many times have I peed down my pants leg?
How many times has the funk brought me to my knees
You've sent a turd to the one-eyed bandit
You've sent lysol to quench my rampant stench
You give me ass-wipe through the hole in the door
My bowells are moving
You are squealing
Move me, bowells, move me
Give me your anus, to pinch what you want me to pinch
Give me your stank to smell what you want me to smell
No more pretend poopin'
No more pretend poopin'
Move my bowells
Move my bowells
Move my bowells
Move my bowells
Yeah
You've sent a turd to the one-eyed bandit
You've sent lysol to quench my rampant stench
You give me ass-wipe through the hole in the door
My bowells are moving
You are squealing
You've sent a turd to the one-eyed bandit
You've sent lysol to quench my rampant stench
You give me ass-wipe through the hole in the door
My bowells are moving
You are squealing
Move me, bowells, move me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-13 09:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
artistic
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:53:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
When bowels do move, the starfish, lo, it opens,
And op'ning, birth great logs of brown and corn,
But even the most violent dump
Engorged with beefsteak, and plump
With White Castle fries
Could not compare to this post's poop-based scorn.
Parody not the rose that has a thorn,
Unless both class and wit rest in your form.
Shamone
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the SHAMONE really clinches it! hahaha
Submitted by vi0lator2k (user info) at 2005-10-13 06:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ouch, pwn3d.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-12 23:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR FECES!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and it's bowels. Bowels.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-12 22:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When bowels do move, the starfish, lo, it opens,
And op'ning, birth great logs of brown and corn,
But even the most violent dump
Engorged with beefsteak, and plump
With White Castle fries
Could not compare to this post's poop-based scorn.
Parody not the rose that has a thorn,
Unless both class and wit rest in your form.
Shamone.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To each his own.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's better than the shit you posted. Literally. ho ho ho
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH NOES! I HAVE BEEN P<WNED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. PARODY PWNING!