Dead baby joke - SPT (1449 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.18 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by punkerrjess (View user info) at 2005-10-13 16:58:39 EDT
A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says, "I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly!"
The doctor sees the doubt in the father's eyes, so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air, and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump.
"You son of a bitch!" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor.
"Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again." He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor.
"Oh my god, I am going to fucking kill you!" says the father as he is running towards the baffled doctor.
"No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time." He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below.
By this time the father is choking the doctor.
With his last breath the doctor says, "I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead."
User Reviews
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I shouldn't, but... BWAHAHAA!
And I am SO going to heck, so don't remind me...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not funny.
not gross or outrageous, just not funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent this to co-workers! haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I haven't given you anything other than a -2 so far, so why start now?
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q:
Whats 18 inches long, 9lbs 8oz, stiff as a board, white, and gaurenteed to make the ladies scream all night long?
A:
Crib Death
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep trying
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-14 01:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I've thought about this and I've given
this post the benefit of the doubt...but
honestly, there is really nothing funny about it?
In fact, it's really stupid. Sorry.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-14 01:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny but old
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-13 18:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Submitted by NRA (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dead Babies are not funny.
Dead liberals and dead faggots,now that is funny.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for DBJ's
+1 because it was at least pretty funny.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ouch
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would rather have what is behind curtain #3, please.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ed Begley joke:
A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn Ed Begley. The doctor pulls him aside and says, "I have the most amazing news. Ed Begley can fly!"
The doctor sees the doubt in the father's eyes, so he offers a demonstration. He picks up little Ed Begley, holds him high in the air, and then lets go. Ed Begley falls to the floor with a loud thump.
"You son of a bitch!" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor.
"Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again." He flings Ed Begley across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor.
"Oh my god, I am going to fucking kill you!" says the father as he is running towards the baffled doctor.
"No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time." He opens the window and tosses Ed Begley out. Ed Begley of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below.
By this time the father is choking the doctor.
With his last breath the doctor says, "I was just messing with you. Your Ed Begley was born dead."
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Not funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DBJs don't work that well here. too many people are quote/unquote "moral"
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. Dead baby jokes...those never get told here.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better (-1)