My life (931 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-10-13 22:18:08 EDT
I'm starting to get old. I'm starting to notice a difference in the way I think. There are a lot fewer, "when" and "what if's", and a lot more "has happened" and "what else"s going on in my mind.
I used to sit back and wonder what my life would be like. I speculated about my lovelife, career, accomplishments... I couldn't wait to see where my life would take me.
Sometimes I feel like I haven't really gone anywhere yet. I look at the long list of things I want to accomplish, I reflect on my mistakes, and I mope around, wishing I had made different choices.
But then again... I've done a lot of things already.
I've seen the pyramids in Egypt.
I've learned another language.
I've gone to college.
I've been married.
I've been divorced.
I've walked the streets of Rome.
I've stumbled drunkly through Tiawana.
I've driven cross-country.
I've rode on a motorcycle.
I've rode on a man.
I've kissed a woman.
I can write.
I can get writers block.
I have painted a mural.
I have been hated.
I have been loved.
My dad has died.
My nephews have been born.
I have been to almost every state.
I have taken the Foriegn Service Written Exam.
I have a dog who I love more than some people love their own children.
I have been to three Ubercons- meeting people from all over the US.
I have watched Real World marathons. (very similar to ubercons)
I have had 7 surgeries, one almost killed me.
I have stood in four weddings, one was my own.
My life has already exceeded what I had hoped for. I never believed I'd be able to travel to distant lands and find love for distant people. I never thought I'd live through some of the horrible things I've had to endure, and I never thought I'd experience some of the wonderful things in which I revel.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:06:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:21:28 EST (#)
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your life sucks.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-10-21 22:13:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:37:38 (#)
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Don't forget, you survived Ubercon MI
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Barely... don't forget, I left early. ;)
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:09:34 EDT (#)
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it's tijuana
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:02:24 EDT (#)
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you survived Urbane
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:37:38 EDT (#)
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Don't forget, you survived Ubercon MI
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:04:48 EDT (#)
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surgeries for what?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:16:06 EDT (#)
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that seems enough to me
time to retire
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:04:09 EDT (#)
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Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
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It's on my list, but like Homer, I keep getting sidetracked.
Nice to see you post, Corny.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:48:45 EDT (#)
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When you can say that you've rode on a man while kissing a woman while on a motorcycle (and provide pictures to prove it)....then, we'll talk, but hey...you are still young so you've got pleny of time for all that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:34:01 EDT (#)
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You sound like a train wreck.
Which ain't too bad.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:11:25 EDT (#)
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Seeing you post makes me happy.
Reading this was bittersweet for me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:05:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:22:07 (#)
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I sometimes think that I'm the only cynic left in the world.
typical. """
HAR HAR DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID THERE??
OMG THAT WAS SO CLEVER.
Spam=Hawking but marginally worse looking.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:43:31 EDT (#)
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Good Idea.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:17:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-14 00:10:59 (#)
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but have you done two chicks at the same time?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-14 00:16:48 EDT (#)
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get back to me after you've had a couple of kids, kid.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-14 00:10:59 EDT (#)
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but have you done two chicks at the same time?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-13 23:56:22 EDT (#)
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I want to have a peeing contest with the Queen of England before i die.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-13 23:47:06 EDT (#)
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Corn...I know how you feel.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75725
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-13 23:04:37 EDT (#)
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I saw you kiss a woman.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-13 23:02:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:46:42 (#)
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all i saw was "i've kissed a woman." after that my glasses fogged up and i missed the rest
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Hehehehehehe. Nice post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:46:42 EDT (#)
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all i saw was "i've kissed a woman." after that my glasses fogged up and i missed the rest
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:29:46 EDT (#)
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Nice post.
I'll check back in 30 years. If you haven't doubled the good things on this list an ass-kicking will be in store for you.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:27:38 EDT (#)
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I foresee a bandwagon.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:22:07 EDT (#)
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I sometimes think that I'm the only cynic left in the world.
typical.