Ubersite Theme Song (NSFW if you aren't using headphones) (2256 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: CaptainThorns_music
Rating: 1.79 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-10-14 10:17:24 EDT
Since Ubersite is desperately in need of a theme song, here's what I whipped up and recorded in about an hour last night...
Welcome to Ubersite
It's the place where poon stars write
The reviews will make you cry
STFU and -2 DIE
If that ain't enough for you
We have rabbits and peeners too
Here at Ubersite
(Yeah, I know the mixdown/EQ quality is a half-ass job, but I only had an hour to get this idea done!)
ubertheme.mp3 (395 kB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-02 05:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snooping around , finding gems everywhere , currently ;-)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was fucking horrible.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha excellent - should've been longer!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-16 22:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't like it and think it sucked asshole.
but +1 cause I'm a follower.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-16 19:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard the chorus... but where the fuck is the rest of it????
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-16 13:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method's insult are funny
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-16 04:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 motherfucker. +2.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-16 03:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great. This was just great. Long time needed.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-16 03:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My computer won't play it.
Please say you sang my praises!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-15 16:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL FUK U MKGINNY, METHUD, SHLONGAY (LOL GAY), AND FUKFACE
I FUK U UP NEXT UBERKON
:( Please somebody pay attention to me :( :( :(.
Oh yeah the song makes my life gain meaning so +2.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-15 05:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry but the best thing about this
post was MickGinny and Method
arguing. Wait, was that the whole
point?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-15 03:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-10-15 02:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds like it was made in Canada.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coolness.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
up there, with the stones and hendrix man.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent!
+5000 points
Level Up!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'twas good, 'twas good.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-10-14 22:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than listening to the Trews.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-14 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber can't have too many songs made in its honour.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74236
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 22:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Mick you really are a dumb fucker. When both PFF and Shlongy agree that someone's a shithead, you know they're a shithead.
Shithead.
Buahahahahahahahahahahah
Well, in all fairness, we really didn't NEED PPF's confirmation, but your point is well taken.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it! That is a sweet theme song. We should all learn it and chant it. With candles.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahaha.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Mick you really are a dumb fucker. When both PFF and Shlongy agree that someone's a shithead, you know they're a shithead.
Shithead.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This...was...simply....FUCKING GREAT.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-14 17:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was, in a word, AWESOME.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think everyone forgot why they stopped by this post.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns, there is no rhyme or reason to this place. Uberbrawls break out everywhere and spill over to random posts. This place is like a white trash bar, and Mickginny is the drunken redfaced slob in the corner smashing beer cans on his forehead and trying to get everyone to fight him
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That's why I love hanging around Uber...the crazy randomness.
Submitted by Droz (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the memory of a sack of bricks, you fucking idiot. Go back and look to see when I EVER said I was definitely going to Vegas
You don't have a fucking leg to stand on.
I'm done wasting my time arguing with you. Why don't you hitch your plow back up to your wife's fat ass and finish tilling the farm? I hear dangling a carrot, or in her case, a dildo, in front of her face will keep her moving
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can say what you want to try and save face, but you and i know what actually transpired...pussy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha keep telling yourself that, Missing Link, I plan on tearing your wife/sister a new asshole tonight.
She loves every second of it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had no intention of going to Vegas. I only expressed a false interest when you pissed me off and insulted my wife, because that's the kind of idiotic jackass you are. Instead of continuing with arguing back and forth with you over the internet and become more and more frustrated I found a way to get a little real satisfaction.
I knew that you were all talk and deep down a gigantic pussy. I knew that if you saw that I was going to attend you would find a way to back out on your plans on attending. And that is exactly what you did.
Do you know what you get when you turn a big weight pumping greek inside out? A big fucking PUSSY.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns, there is no rhyme or reason to this place. Uberbrawls break out everywhere and spill over to random posts. This place is like a white trash bar, and Mickginny is the drunken redfaced slob in the corner smashing beer cans on his forehead and trying to get everyone to fight him
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pack heat. Or a three wood. The "great equalizers".
"Show me your track marks, MickGinny....PLEASE????" Then...
Go unstuff a toilet, lardass.
Sincerely, An Alter.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems that my little theme song has caused some UBERMADNESS RAGE!!! YEAH!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahah is your head that fucking swelled that you think I didnt go to Vegas because of you?
It was more like I started my new job, and didn't have time to go, you fucking mongoloid. As I recall, I never even said I was definitely going, and believe you-me, you fucking illiterate, filthy, inbred redneck, I am the last person to be afraid of you.
Your every fucking word drips with hypocrisy, Sloth. You said you were going to go to Vegas to beat me up, yet you don't remember threatening me? I would relish going to Vegas, and watching you squirm as you shake my hand nervously and call me "sir".
There is always some one bigger, badder, and meaner than you, shitbomb.
I'm not saying it's me.
I'm just saying that you don't have the balls to do anything about your fucking internet threats, of which you seem to have an endless supply
Pussy.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mickginny threatens to beat people up on this site regularly. I've been threatened by him several times in the past.
It's cute.
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I do? I am cute.i dont recall threatening anyone especially you. You are a moronic shit disturber. i do recall you being too afraid to show up in vegas because i might have been there. Do you remember that? I do. pussy.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are golden.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again, you're reading and comprehension skills....
I would not put forth the effort to get down on my knees (so we could be eye to eye), and kick your ass. I am not a violent kind of guy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mickginny threatens to beat people up on this site regularly. I've been threatened by him several times in the past.
It's cute.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait- Senor fatass...did I just read that if you and I appeared at some Uber gathering at the same time, you're going to knock my teeth down my throat?
This puts a new spin on things. When's the next deal you plan on attending?
I like meeting tough guys. Keep me posted, lardass.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, so who's working on the secret handshake and who's ordering the shirts?
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I'm sure Creep_Firebombing could handle the merchandising. Who's got the -2 DIE handshake?
Anyone?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method- Thanks for the tip, "mein alter", but that's too easy.
It's more fun for ME to make fun of:
1) His head
2) His body of work on Uber - I particularly enjoyed the fact that 57% of his posts make a reference to his former "I was a badass drug addict, man" days, which I like read when I'm ready for a nap, and
3) His life, in general.
3b could be his "uncanny detective skills".
So many things to laugh at ...so little time...and interest.
Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make fun of MickGinny's wife, that really pisses him off
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes shlongy, i am that "Einstein" that contended that you were an alter. In fact if you had the reading and comprehension skills of a fucking 2nd grader you would have picked up from my comment that I have not swayed from that contention. I don't know how many alters you have, but that is not really something I try and figure out. What I do try and understand is how someone like you could go through life without getting your dick knocked in the dirt with more regularity.
I suppose it is a societal problem coupled with good odds on your side. Unfortunately, you have not encountered enough people like me in the fleshy world that would gather up the shit you spew and force it back down your throat.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sir are a god
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shite
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Too short for a +2. Hey! Kinda like Shlongy!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey HEY HEY!!!
Play nice on my post, dammit!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:07:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
whats with all these middle aged redneck fat/short fucks who think their opinion is worth something. you are both a couple of cartoons of expired milk, ugly, smell bad, crappy jobs, crappy lives. LOL
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Cartoons?
You shouldn't be one to talk about others typos. Come on, you can do better insults than smelly and crappy, LOL.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had sound on this computer.
Fuck work
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for kicking in your two cents worth, MickGinny.
Aren't you that Einstein who insisted for 8 months that Shlongy was an "alter"?
Yeah, that was you...so, in conclusion, why don't you just shut the fuck up, and go find another picture of some redheaded slut - by the way, voted the "boringest Uber series ever" in a poll of anyone who actually gave a shit - to jack off to.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats with all these middle aged redneck fat/short fucks who think their opinion is worth something. you are both a couple of cartoons of expired milk, ugly, smell bad, crappy jobs, crappy lives. LOL
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry to ruin the streak, but this isn't a patch on the other uber theme I heard... although I can't remember who did it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PFF and shlongy, i want you two to kiss and makeup, after all, self animus is quite fruitless....fruits.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah the old truth is a real stinger boohoohoo I'm shlongy and I like to complain a lot because I think I'm jerry seinfeld only a short retard version wahwahwah
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
now go outside for awhile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The truth, which you don't know much about, hurts, don't it, G. Gonzales?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROCK ROCK ON!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah shlongy go have a cry and fling some more accusations while you're at it
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHahahaha....this was awesome!!!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, so who's working on the secret handshake and who's ordering the shirts?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't lecture fuckface, pal. Don't you know? The virgin zitboy who lives off his mommy and daddy is smarter than you, or I, will ever be.
Don't piss him off or he'll email your friends, family and boss at work and then snicker, while he furiously masturbates, in front of his computer monitor in his mommy-paid-for, dank little flat.
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I love you, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't lecture fuckface, pal. Don't you know? The virgin zitboy who lives off his mommy and daddy is smarter than you, or I, will ever be.
Don't piss him off or he'll email your friends, family and boss at work and then snicker, while he furiously masturbates, in front of his computer monitor in his mommy-paid-for, dank little flat.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sence? you're fucking joking right?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
no I did not know that user #9billion. Did you know an mp3 file hosted on a website IS ALREADY IN DOWNLOADABLE FORM? FUCKEATER?
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You got me there, apparently you do have some sence, why don't you go play with your Power Ranger toys?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is this from the unrealeased "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" soundtrack?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no I did not know that user #9billion. Did you know an mp3 file hosted on a website IS ALREADY IN DOWNLOADABLE FORM? FUCKEATER?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:03:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
lol shlongy, you act as if you are a big mover and shaker, you're just an average middle aged turd, what a loser
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Did you know that if your age consists of one digit your not allowed on this website?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol shlongy, you act as if you are a big mover and shaker, you're just an average middle aged turd, what a loser
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
If the support is there I'll go back and redo a better version. Sounds like Shlongy's all for it...any oher takers? C'mon people, make me waste all my free time for Uber!!!
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Get to work!
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a downloadable version.
Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It needs ATTN GHEY MENZ!!, then maybe a story about the creation of it, then Bart..well leave him out. Then more clearer speech.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If the support is there I'll go back and redo a better version. Sounds like Shlongy's all for it...any oher takers? C'mon people, make me waste all my free time for Uber!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
effort
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
says the frontman of the gayest, lamest ripoff band of all time, his only claim to fame and he relives those days every day in his head, was a loser then, just dirt now
Christ, sounds like the friendless mommies' boy there is really jealous.
"Only claim to fame???" buahahahahahaaaa....
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome. Speak a little clearer on the final cut and it'll be a winner!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
says the frontman of the gayest, lamest ripoff band of all time, his only claim to fame and he relives those days every day in his head, was a loser then, just dirt now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about time! This dump needed a theme song.
Now granted, this particular versions kinda blows, AND the quality of the recording sounds like the tracks were laid down in an outhouse, but goddmammit, at least you took the initiative, since bart is too busy to do this necessary function.
And this needed to be done.
Nice job, Marconi.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:23:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I find the 'radio jingle by way of 80s sitcom theme song' sound strangely fitting.
I, too, have been working on a little something in the way of an Ubersite song. Not so much in the way of something recorded, though. Good job.
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Ah, you noticed my emphasized use of sweeping stereo chorus! <grin> Yeah, the point was to make it semi-obnoxious but strangely compelling...just like Uber. Curious to see what you have for a song!
Maybe we can get Tom roped into writing/recording an Uberopera or Ubermusical! AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fan-fucking-tastic!
I love it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find the 'radio jingle by way of 80s sitcom theme song' sound strangely fitting.
I, too, have been working on a little something in the way of an Ubersite song. Not so much in the way of something recorded, though. Good job.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck no
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WONDERFUL!
However it doen't shake my anatidaephobia....the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching me.