Doesn't it shit you when morons talk endlessly about... (522 hits)
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Submitted by Nay <crazyaardvark.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-14 23:04:08 EDT
1. Their drug experiences - "Oh man, when I was on E at that rave, I felt so happy, so fantastic, so...."
"Ecsatic?"
"Yeah. How did you know?"
Fuckwit.
2. Having to do work at work - "My boss makes me do all this work, I never get to look at porn, she's such a bitch."
Uh, hello, what do you think you are there for, moron? To expand your fat arse (yes, I'm an Aussie)and your collection of photoshopped pictures of David Hasselhof?
I am writing this at work, but it is part-time sales to get me through uni, so it doesn't count :-)
3. Their partner - It's either bitching or gushing and honestly, I don't care if they went out and got drunk when they were supposed to come and pick you up, or ANY details about what they do for your in bed.
If you like them, that's good. If you don't, get rid of them. Simple.
4. Their boring hobbies/obessions - No one really cares about your turbo Nissan Silvia S13 piece of crap, what sort of suspension you have or the $80 bottle of oil you bought for it.
No one cares about the weird plot or level of exposed cartoon breasts of the most recent anime series you downloaded (instead of buying it, you stingy prick).
No one cares about your investment properties, painting your bathroom, your children, or your horse.
The person you are talking to has already glazed over and is trying to think of an excuse to bail from the conversation quick-smart. Sorry, but find something else to talk about or risk being the person everyone "forgets" to invite out.
I can only think of four for now. I'm sure there are thousands more.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-11 09:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:56:18 (#)
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Now think about it. If you were bored hearing about it first hand, why do you think we'd give a rats arse hearing it second hand?
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I don't give a rat's ASS (yes, I'm American).
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
true that
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 10:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-16 20:44:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:06:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
5. When morons jabber on about what pisses them off.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:56:18 EDT (#)
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Now think about it. If you were bored hearing about it first hand, why do you think we'd give a rats arse hearing it second hand?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-16 20:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:06:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
5. When morons jabber on about what pisses them off.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chill, dude.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Generic and a little worst than most generic...
Almost -2
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
5. When morons jabber on about what pisses them off.