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Ex-Sex - good idea or hell in a handbasket? (1363 hits)

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Rating: -1.07 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nay <crazyaardvark.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-15 00:30:56 EDT


Well, what do you reckon?

I mean, it is true that he is an emotional fuckwit. But it is also true that I have not had sex in a long time.

Decisions, decisions.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

go for it

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As for the post:


What the fuck do you think this is? Cosmo?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:25:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

If you're that hard up for a big summer sausage, I'm sure you could ask any of the 10,000 single guys here on Uber. You'd have someone different every night for years.



10,000? Oh come on, you know better.

There are only about 25 guys on uber.






The rest of us are (V)ethod's alters.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you're that hard up for a big summer sausage, I'm sure you could ask any of the 10,000 single guys here on Uber. You'd have someone different every night for years.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-16 05:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post sucks however I have to say that I just started dating someone new and am having the best sex of my life. I guess when you really like someone and know what to do in the bedroom, wonderful things follow...

Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-15 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Huhuh....
No.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-15 14:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-10-15 12:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Taking the batteries out doesn't make it your "ex."

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Pure Awesome.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-15 12:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i, on the otherhand, will indeed fuck you for "all the tea in china".

Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-15 11:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

content??

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-15 10:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Taking the batteries out doesn't make it your "ex."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-15 09:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The decision has been made for you.

She wouldn't fuck you again for "all the tea in China".

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-15 09:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



One post per day


-2DIE !!!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-15 08:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

[None] Ex-Sex - good idea or hell in a handbasket? (Rating: -0.5 on 17 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 hours ago)
Submitted by Nay <crazyaardvark.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-10-15 00:30:56
[None] I'm sorry, un-PC, but Aboriginals smell (Rating: 1.17 on 9 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 hours ago)
Submitted by Nay <crazyaardvark.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-10-14 23:41:22
[General] Doesn't it shit you when morons talk endlessly about... (Rating: -1 on 3 reviews, last by mikethescottish 9 hours ago)
Submitted by Nay <crazyaardvark.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-10-14 23:04:08


I say 3 posts in an hour and a half is excessive.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-15 04:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well I reckon that Foghorn leghorn and I have
decided that you're an inbreeder.
Thats what, thats what I say.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-15 04:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rape him, then scream rape. all the fun of a deep dicking with the added attention of playing the victim!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-15 04:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://local.ubersite.com/jokes/940991299_57715.txt

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-15 04:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Chances are you're a fat unattractive bitch who couldn't get laid if you were the last slag in a room full of drunken frat boys, so I say take what you can get.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-15 03:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good idea as long as you're not fooling youreself.

OBLIGATORY DRUNK CAESAR +2!!

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-15 03:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:50:40 (#)
Ranking: -1

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I concur.

there are many, many better ways to score a root.
ex's are not a good idea, and there are ever so many guys up for a one nighter if you are horny.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-10-15 02:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well granted I'm kinda drunk but I say fuck him and anything else(aka guys with a form of liqour in their name).

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-15 02:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Go find a cracked out nigger and ask him politley to rape you to death.

Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hear masturbating is alright.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jump off a cliff and die, that's a good idea

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

good idea.

Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, it's very stupid, but I do it anyway because I think with my penis.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so dreg, whats your opinion on ex sex?

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HEY MOTHERFUCKER!!! THIS AIN'T ME!!!!! AND I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH GUYS!!!!


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck of dangerranger


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