Love is scary (943 hits)
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Submitted by morontian (View user info) at 2005-10-16 21:41:33 EDT
It started off like any other day; I ate some pellets, sipped some water, played in the hay, ran in my wheel, same boring suff I do every day. I hoped that maybe she would put me in my ball so I could run around the house and scare the cat. She does that every once in a while, just to be spontaneous. And I have to say that I enjoy that very much. She does that seldom enough that it makes for a unique experience. And it makes me happy.
Unless she gets really bored and kicks my ball across the room with me in it. She does that, too, and it scares me. I don't like it when she gets really bored, she does strange things.
I see them in bed together and he rolled over on his side. I sleep like that sometimes. She's petting him like she pets me and the cat. He likes it when she does that. So do I.
Oooo, there's the cat! Man, if I was in my ball right now that cat'd be my bitch! But no! I'm stuck in my boring little cage. Now he's petting the cat, to...
What the fuck?!?!?
Oh my God!!!!
Leave it alone!! Oh, shit! This is horrible!! Why is she doing that?!?
"BUDDY!!!" I squeak at the top of my little lungs, "FLUFFY KITTY BUDDY, HOLD ON! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"
But the glass is too thick. Oh, no.
Now she's coming over to my cage!!
She's picking me up!!!!!
OH PLEASE GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!.......
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:11:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:15:37 (#)
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i got jack shit though.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:00:28 EDT (#)
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write something and post it you rat bastard.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:32:34 EDT (#)
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you'se guys crack me up...
like a glass bong in a freezer...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:00:08 (#)
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Ok, ok, ok. If you just really have to know, the hamster is hiding in his yellow plastic house with the red roof, the cat is dead, and AW4416 is raping everything that's left.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A&W is a cat rapist! :D
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:01:31 EDT (#)
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Interesting that the man's hand in the picture is in Wank Position or 'Wankante Delicto' as we cultured types call it. Almost as though he is wanking the hamster down onto his throbbing rodent-fixated member.
Explains the wince.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:00:08 EDT (#)
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Ok, ok, ok. If you just really have to know, the hamster is hiding in his yellow plastic house with the red roof, the cat is dead, and AW4416 is raping everything that's left.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:56:21 EDT (#)
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Filthy: I agree! It's completely ridiculous that I should have to use my imagination in my hamster porn! I wanna know whom's furry butt is getting plugged by whom...and why.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:52:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:19:25 (#)
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Why don't you both get you heads out of your asses long enough to observe one obvious fact....
It's a goddamn gerbil, not a motherfucking hamster.
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Right. Gotcha. The gerbil is raping the cat. So who's raping the hamster? I have to say, I really think you should have provided a scaled diagram of the room and its occupants for the sake of clarity.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:48:22 EDT (#)
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Gerbil Shmerbil.....all I see is SEXY!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:33:30 EDT (#)
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i had a gerbil named ricky ricardo once and i was young and irreponsable.
i got in a huge fight with my dad about how i didn't give a shit about anything
and i was like "i am repsponsable" and he was like "oh yeah"
and i was like "yeah, i take care of ricky ricardo" and my dad stepped away from
blocking the cage and ricky ricardo was dead cuz i
didn't feed him for like three weeks. i hate myself for that.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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Why don't you both get you heads out of your asses long enough to observe one obvious fact....
It's a goddamn gerbil, not a motherfucking hamster.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:04:29 EDT (#)
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Actually, judging by that hamsters face, it would appear he's just taken a load in the eye.
The clues are there...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:00:04 EDT (#)
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Shit, Filthy and I are over here with popcorn and everything.
You shouldn't disappoint your audience.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:51:49 (#)
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I, too, was waiting for her to shove the rodent into her vagina and digest him with her sexual excretions...
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I thought it was a bloke fucking the cat? --> "Now he's petting the cat"
DAMMIT, WHO IS FUCKING THE CAT AND WHY?? WHY DO YOU TORMENT WITH NONSENSICAL BEASTIALITY?? WHY??
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ok, I'm calm. It's ok. I'm alright. Perhaps someone can fuck the cat in the next episode?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:53:19 EDT (#)
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Actually, can you possibly revise this to include a vivid description of that act?
I'd appreciate it...
*unzips fly and waits*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:51:49 EDT (#)
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heh
The comments below are pretty amusing.
I, too, was waiting for her to shove the rodent into her vagina and digest him with her sexual excretions...
...but that's just me.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:39:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-17 07:22:12 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:14:00 (#)
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Nope, not a fan of this one. I'm vaguely bemused by the "awww" below - is cat rape considered cute these days?
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Where are you getting cat rape from???
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Nobodys raping the cat? It seemed to me the only rational reason for the hamsters concern. What else do hamsters have to worry about other than random and unprovoked sexual violence against cats?
Now I think about it, why would anyone try to rape a hamster? You'd have to ply him open a bit and then scrape out his innards to make some kind of genital rodent sock.
Ok, someone explain it. Clearly I'm far to obsessed with the violation of animals to be left alone with this one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-17 07:22:12 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:14:00 (#)
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Nope, not a fan of this one. I'm vaguely bemused by the "awww" below - is cat rape considered cute these days?
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Where are you getting cat rape from???
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She's got a sick mind, that "Anal rape is much more fun than consentual vaginal fist-fucking." thing on the Uberboard is from her.
Dirty girl.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-17 07:22:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:14:00 (#)
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Nope, not a fan of this one. I'm vaguely bemused by the "awww" below - is cat rape considered cute these days?
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Where are you getting cat rape from???
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:13:07 EDT (#)
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Hamsters should shave their privates
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:14:00 EDT (#)
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Nope, not a fan of this one. I'm vaguely bemused by the "awww" below - is cat rape considered cute these days?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-16 23:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-16 23:09:52 EDT (#)
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aww...
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2005-10-16 22:49:24 EDT (#)
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I didn't like the story at all
and I hate it when people do this,
but +2 for reminding me of my hamster.
He was orange and had only one eye(he was a scrapper).
I can't remember how he died but I think my mom's
retard dog did it.
HAhaha. The good old days.......
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-16 22:48:33 EDT (#)
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I am so happy right now there are no words.
NO WORDS.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-16 22:40:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-16 22:06:05 EDT (#)
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