Happy Times, or NSFW Underage Scat Pics (2630 hits)
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Submitted by HFCS (View user info) at 2005-10-17 01:30:37 EDT
So I'm giving my kid a bath this evening, and a minute or two into the bath, he gets this huge smile on his face. I know something's up, because bathtime is usually a painful ordeal for him. The kick-ass bath toys I bought for him are generally ignored. (I think he's going to turn out to be one of those bitchy little kids that wears water wings to the pool until he's twelve years old.)
To take the picture, I had to run and get the camera and leave him in the tub unattended for about twenty seconds, which in retrospect, is plenty of time for him to find a way to drown himself. Oh, well.
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:41:48 EDT (#)
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wiggles has friends????
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:33:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:22:27 (#)
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kids are fuking evil.
why did I get pregnant again? """
'cos your dad raped you.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:18:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:13:10 (#)
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HFCS=Wiggles????
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No, friend of Wiggles.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-17 10:28:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:13:10 (#)
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HFCS=Wiggles????
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:50:19 EDT (#)
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PRICELESS
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:55:14 EDT (#)
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Auto floater +2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:22:27 EDT (#)
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kids are fuking evil.
why did I get pregnant again?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-17 07:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:33:52 (#)
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is it wrong to jerk off to this?
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Is it wrong that I beat you to the punch?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:33:52 EDT (#)
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is it wrong to jerk off to this?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:33:00 EDT (#)
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Haha
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:31:02 EDT (#)
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... And then a big brown shark came
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:07:20 EDT (#)
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The fact that you are a parent scares me.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:37:50 EDT (#)
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Your "he" has no penis. I think what you meant to say was your hermaprodite offspring done shit all over everything.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-17 04:35:44 EDT (#)
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hee hee ho ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That is the cutest fucking face ever!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:25:53 EDT (#)
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Also, those are some crap bath toys. If I had bath toys like that I'd shit everywhere too.
What you want is a LOT of bubbles and three or four plastic cups.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:23:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:15:29 (#)
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I'll be honest, I'm not really putting 100% into my parenting. It's just not my thing.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*Breathe*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
I'm stealing that. I'll say it to whoever's around every time the kids do something stupid.
I'm giving this a +2 because I would have bet money that no-one would ever post a picture like this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:13:10 EDT (#)
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HFCS=Wiggles????
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:37:12 EDT (#)
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Auto Underage Scat +2
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:15:29 EDT (#)
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I'll be honest, I'm not really putting 100% into my parenting. It's just not my thing.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 01:58:11 EDT (#)
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You haven't taught him to leave his presents on the neighbors lawn yet?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-17 01:49:30 EDT (#)
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I guess its because Im not a parent, and barring a significant medical advance, never will be one, but that's gross.
Still, the title didnt lie.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-17 01:45:43 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I really want to see somebody else's shithead kid turds. Thanks a lot, assface.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-10-17 01:39:29 EDT (#)
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The pic made me spit up my milk. His face is priceless.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-17 01:33:30 EDT (#)
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No vermin and no squattail makes Dreg go crazy.